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1. She has type 2 diabetes
Would still sex. Will just make sure to wear a condom.
2. Her blood type is Ragu.
3: she could lose some weight
4. She once crushed a labrador to death by sitting on it
5. she's made for Big Bavarian Cock
6.She leaks poop oil
7. The smell
8. She hides French fries in her fat rolls.
9. She will never be australian
10. Still would, but wouldn't tell anyone. One week of no fap and standards hit the floor.
11. She has lint stuck in her belly button
12. Her physique goal for 2023 is to architect herself until the bellybutton ring is subsumed by her girth and is left behind as a time capsule for future coroners to discover and marvel at
13. she survived a harpooning by an entire boat full of japanese fishermen
14. She's been banned from public parks after breaking a swing while posing for Instagram
15. She struggles with Anorexia Nervosa.
She has type 1 diabetes.
18. You thought she was fat before? Get a load of this.
Would. Fatties that are at least cute with huge tits/ass came get it.
16. Her pet dog is AWOL, presumed sat on
16. Her tits and belly jiggle erotically in the cowgirl position
16. Every year, she sneaks down millions of chimneys to provide gifts to nice children.
You guys were going strong...
19. We needed spare 16s in case she ate them
17. Sneed sells seed and feed
she looks retarded enough to let you hit it but not retarded enough where she cant give consent...
i like to call this zone the slampig zone
20. You will never be a woman.
We did it reddit
Would fucking glute bridge her fat ass till failure
so, two reps
AAGH LETS FUCKING GO
Fired as black Adam, fired as Jumanji I think, him and superman on a spiral downward.
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