>10 year HS reunion in two weeks
Will they know I'm still a khv? I can OHP my bodyweight, will this come in handy?
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>10 year HS reunion in two weeks
hire an escort to be your +1
speak in a funny accent and bring a hooker. Claim to work in the "entertainment" industry and do not elaborate if anyone inquires further
Tell them you've had some rough times but things are finally looking better, you're sure of it, you just need 200 bucks to invest in "the next Microsoft, but bigger" and if anyone asks what the hell you mean you just start ranting about how Israel should not be a country.
>not timing your cut for it and then showing up im a stringer
Do you even mog?
Everyone can smell a kissless virgin, women especially.
They will be talking about weddings and having kids, you will have zero relatable points in such conversations. They will talk about the future, you will talk about the past.
>Everyone can smell a kissless virgin, women especially.
Bullshit... right guys? .. right?
nope, its true, you just have to fake it till you make it
how do I fake not being a khv?
firstly you can stop saying "khv" or even characterizing yourself as that in your head, you basically need to conduct cognitive behavioral therapy on yourself to change your own thought patterns. You literally need to not think about it all and not let it dictate how you feel or make you feel insecure. You need to believe that it doesnt make you any less of a man and that you are just as deserving of women as anyone else. it can take years of effort depending on how deep your inferiority complex is.
it's israeli bullshit don't worry anon I go to your reuninon as an ethnic incel to make you look better in comparision
In the short term it's not so easy to immediately get if someone is a kissless virgin or not unless you're a totally dysfunctional disaster who can barely exist in the real world, but in the mid-long term absolutely yes you can be sure that everyone who you interact with semi regularly knows it.
It's mostly subconscious too, people talk about relationships fairly regularly and if you never share anything at all people just sort of get that you first don't want to talk about it, and then why you don't talk about it.
And they almost feel more embarrassed to bring it up to you then you are, you can notice that those people/coworkers stop talking about relationships and sex around you altogether because of it
So in short yes people who know you know, but if they are not family or someone close they don't want to open that can of worms and deal with it around you. It all comes up fairly quickly though, you can't hide such gigantic inexperience for long.
Bring a barbell and some plates to the reunion and set up out front while people are walking in
>didn't go to my 10 year
>won't go to my 20 year or 25 year or whatever
how about instead of trying to get validation you just act like a normal person and have some charisma?
HOW
oh idk, talk to people, ask about their lives and hobbies, talk about your future??
Not him but that's just acting like a normal person at the best of times. Having charisma is a step above
having charisma is just being likable which is really just being attractive and learning how to adapt the subject of conversation to the person you are talking to
Gotta be open too. Charismatic people don't overthink what they're saying and as a result don't come off as shy or unconfident which OP may struggle with if he's a khv surrounded by people who remember him
bee yourself
Who do gays hate pitbulls?
they are the n words of dogs
because Pitbulls are a naturally aggressive shit breed that kills people, children, cats, and other dogs for no reason than pure bloodlust
You just described dozens of breeds of dogs. Obviously none are more common.
Who the frick goes to these things? If I haven't talked to you in 10 years why would I want to see you now?
Dubs and op gets raped in the gym locker at planet fitness thus not being a virgin anymore
We never had a 10 year reunion because of the ol' rona.
A shame really because I wanted to mog everyone there.