>100g of uncooked rice is 370kcal. >100g of cooked rice is 130kcal

>100g of uncooked rice is 370kcal
>100g of cooked rice is 130kcal
>You actually have to register it's uncooked calories
What the frick is this shit, i thought i was cutting but i was bulking the whole fricking time, i'm never eating rice again. How was i supposed to know that?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fricking moronic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I might be...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you cook rice in, Anon?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Water in a pan.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            And where does that water go?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The sink?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                anon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                do you cook rice the moronic Italian way

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what's that?
                I'm Italian, I cook rice differently for different uses, but in this case he's probably talking about boiling it and that's it.
                OP, you absolute moron, as everyone else already told you part of that water, if not all, will remain in the rice. You MUST have noticed the single grain of rice gets bigger yes? That's water.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually the superior way to cook it if it has any arsenic contamination(which most of the worlds rice does).
                However if your rice is arsenic free(actually tested not guessing) Then it's waste of nutrients to do it the itallian way.
                t.big knower.

                what's that?
                I'm Italian, I cook rice differently for different uses, but in this case he's probably talking about boiling it and that's it.
                OP, you absolute moron, as everyone else already told you part of that water, if not all, will remain in the rice. You MUST have noticed the single grain of rice gets bigger yes? That's water.

                it's where you cook rice like pasta in a big pot of water and then dump the water, rather than have water evaporate.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Risotto is moronic?

              • 1 year ago
                Ice King
              • 1 year ago
                Brother Red

                This is the funniest response you could have made to that question. Here's a (You)

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone making fun of this post is moronic, if OP pees in his sink then he's 100% correct

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fricking dying hahahahahah

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah, some of it goes to the sink

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/YYcTRBQ.png

                OP here. I thought about it and came to the conclusion that rice is too complicated for me, so i'm going to make potatoes instead from now on.

                I love this board

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't get it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Rice absorbs the water when its cooking that's why the rice becomes bigger than it was in uncooked state.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/YYcTRBQ.png

                OP here. I thought about it and came to the conclusion that rice is too complicated for me, so i'm going to make potatoes instead from now on.

                Thanks for the laughs op

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Get a rice cooker.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Generally speaking rice is bulk food potatoes is cut food. lurk more.

  3. 1 year ago
    Ice King

    protip for the future: you're supposed to bang the rocks together

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Advanced protip for the future: when lightning strikes the dry tree, don't run away from the hot, shiny thing.

      wut???
      >How was I supposed to know that?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Advanced protip for the future: when lightning strikes the dry tree, don't run away from the hot, shiny thing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy a pound of spaghetti
    >WTF it is the dry weight

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the rice absorbs the water when you cook it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bless you, OP, you dumb little moron.
    this thread made my night

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What weighs more? 1lb of bricks or 1lb of feathers?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I’m confused as frick
    If there’s fewer calories in the cooked rice why the frick would be bulking? Wouldn’t it be the other way around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to IST, all of us are a moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      assumed OP meant he had to add the calories of both 100g uncooked and 100g cooked together

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      assumed OP meant he had to add the calories of both 100g uncooked and 100g cooked together

      Most likely his example is per serving. Op may have been eating 3 servings of uncooked rice a day logging it as 390 calories. In reality he was eating 1110 of rice alone.
      Combine that with whatever else he was eating. He may have been eating 3000+ calories a day when he thought he was eating only 2000.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Take rice
    >Add three times the weight in water
    >Cook, rice doubles in size

    Yeah gee whiz who could have thought there'd be a difference in the amount of actual rice you're eating in a given weight???

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. I thought about it and came to the conclusion that rice is too complicated for me, so i'm going to make potatoes instead from now on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the rice is just heavier because it absorbed some water anon, you only register the cooked calories.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You still have to measure the water gain/loss from the potato anon. If you roast a potato it loses water and becomes less potato with fewer calories.
      This is why I eat dry protein powder and drink pure water separately.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's heavier - 100g of potatoes or 100g of rice?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rice ofc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Potato is heavier than rice

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        100g of potatoes since it sinks, while 100g of rice floats

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rice ofc

          Potato is heavier than rice

          morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, just use the dry weight any time you're logging pasta, rice, lentils, etc.
      >weigh the dry food
      >use calorie value for dry food
      There. It's that easy.
      No matter how much or how little water your pasta/rice absorbs, you will know its calories because you measured it BEFORE you added water. If you're batch cooking / meal prep, then you just divide the total by the number of portions
      ie
      >measure 600g of dry rice
      >dry rice is 130kcal per 100g, so 6x130 = 780kcal
      >cook rice, use it to prepare 5 portions of rice+chicken or whatever
      >780 / 5 = 156kcal
      It's that easy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      Nobody tell him about the mathematics involved in boiling potatoes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Potatoes also make you retain fat so its not great for cutting, carrots and kale salad with bits of chicken, that's the way.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you saying? If you eat 100g of cooked rice, count it as 100g cooked rice, if you weigh it beforehand, count it as uncooked. Its not fricking hard

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am so confused. Why does uncooked rice have more calories than cooked? Why would you eat uncooked rice? Does OP eat uncooked rice? What does water weight have to do with anything regarding calories?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Alright. So when you cook rice, that rice absorbs the water you cook it in. Measure out 100g of uncooked rice, cook it, and you'll end up with roughly 300g of cooked rice. It is heavier because it's full of water.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I didn't comprehend the 100g part of OP's post. It made no sense to me before.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rice usually triples in size when cooked. The total amount of calories stays the same, it's the volume that changes. You can count the calories of a cup of rice if you want, but that'll turn in to 3 cups, and most people won't eat three cups of rice in one sitting.

      I personally take the calories of one cup of rice and just add it to my total daily intake instead of worrying about how much rice is in each meal.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I barely touch carbs when I cut aside from fruit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek thats the worst carb unless it contains below 5g of fructose.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick? Where did the calories go? You telling me pic related is actually correct?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick even is that? How do you boil calories out of something, is that some kind of witchcraft?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no that pic is nonsense and this isn't the same
      the rice absorbs the water, so the same amount of rice with the same amount of calories weighs more, so now there's less calories per x weight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick even is that? How do you boil calories out of something, is that some kind of witchcraft?

      Yeah because its hot, as it cools down the calories increase, so you gotta eat it hot

      No. The picture is dumb. It doesn't matter if you eat food hot or cold. You cannot boil calories out of food.

      You have 100g of rice. You cook it with 150g of water. Rice has ~400 calories. Water has 0 calories.
      So now you have 250g of cooked rice which is still ~400 calories because its just rice and water.
      100g of rice out of 250g pot is 40%, and 40% of total 400 cal is 160 cal.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The caloric bioavailability of lots of foods change. Aside from parasites and disease, there is a reason most cultures cook food. Cooking increases how much energy we can utilize for each unit of food. While the actual ammount of calories is the same; drying and pulverizing cooked vs uncooked carrots, and then setting fire to each of them will release the same ammount of energy. But if you eat a pound of raw carrots, you'll gain less energy than if you ate the same carrots boiled.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah because its hot, as it cools down the calories increase, so you gotta eat it hot

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how much is one measuring cup of uncooked rice

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a good fricking thread

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish every seller that gives calories for cooked rice/pasta but not for uncooked a slow, painful death. Who the frick weighs shit after it's cooked? Not to mention it doesn't have to absorb as much water everytime so it's not nearly as accurate as measuring dry.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick I just realised ive been doing the same thing

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily I know of a superfood that has the same caloric density, dry or wet!
    Best of all, it's totally free!

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you really want to blow your mind. I was trying to find the calories of a bone in chicken thigh with skin. I cooked it in an air fryer with no oil or anything. So I weigh it before cooking 10oz. I weigh it after cooking 5oz. I cut it up and weigh the bone 0.5 oz. So I'm left with a thigh that is 9.5oz uncooked or 4.5oz cooked. I try to look up different entries in my fitness pal. I'm starting to get annoyed because they are wildly different. I'm searching online. I'm looking at usda calories. At this point I'm frustrated and I don't get why this is so hard. I eventual settle on a uncooked thigh with skin that seems to be close to what I think it should be and the usda numbers if I use not the raw weight but the cooked weight. At this point I accept it and move on. Rice and uncooked pasta got nothing in trying to figure out calories for a cooked bone in chicken thigh.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I had the same problem. I just gave up counting calories and follow my weight daily instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >. I cut it up and weigh the bone 0.5 oz. So I'm left with a thigh that is 9.5oz uncooked or 4.5oz cooked.
      anon, the bone also loses fat + water during cooking

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm starting to get annoyed because they are wildly different.
      They are wildly different because the thigh is the most variable part of the chicken when it comes to fat content.
      If you're trying to track calories with high accuracy, use the leanest cuts of meat you can find and get your fat from more easily measurable sources.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      weigh the whole thing and log as raw chicken thigh calories
      weigh the bones after eating
      subtract from the log

      so complicated

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    toast in epic breadd

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Man I must be eating 3k calories in just rice

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the pores of the rice absorb the water

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dude my nutritional label for my white rice says 357kcal for 100g serving, since I'm cutting I literally try my best to stay away from it. I eat weetbix, meat, tuna and lots of low cal brown bread

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reading even a fifth of this thread made me dumber. Fricking hell, stop measuring shit, you c**ts. If you want to bulk, just increase your portions, if you want to slim down, decrease them. Simple as.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >You actually have to register it's uncooked calories
    You can just weigh the cooked rice if you want to count that

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This Black person just discovered water has mass.
    1. Weigh it dry.
    2. Weigh it cooked
    3. Do some math n shit
    you now know the exact calories.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALWAYS measure food ingredients raw before theyre cooked homie

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure if b8

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