2% bodyfat bros... how you cope with the fact you will never be stronger or tougher than a sumo wrestler...

2% bodyfat bros... how you cope with the fact you will never be stronger or tougher than a sumo wrestler...

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't look like jesse tho, im still skinnyfat/somehow muscle after training since late 2020 cause i never took diet and training seriously at the same time i will probably just end up going anorexic at this point at least they look IST

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that gay. He’s so incredibly cringe. How tf does anyone watch him? Womanly face, fag ear ring. All the comments on his videos always say like “omg jesse sacrifices so much for our entertainment!! hes amazing!”. Like moron, he’s rich off doing cringe jokes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's hot he looks like Allie from terrifier 2

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a white sumo wrestler that weighs 100kg less than traditional sumo wrestlers and he's pretty competitive there. There's absolutely no advantage from having this much fat on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would save you getting mogged and looking like a beta

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes it harder for smaller opponents, not taller.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this massive sumo that everyone rolls out for videos (Yamamotoyama) is a can that has been retired for 10+ years and has also been charged for matchfixing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro watch this crazy fight, craziest fight I've ever seen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Things get crazy at the 14:15 minute mark, the announcers go nuts, it's like a horror movie, did not expect the ending

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        at 5 minutes big smoke there was sweating like crazy from doing those slow steps

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah Takase was smart, wearing Yarbrough down over time, hit and go, then went for the takedown and knew he would be too tired to get back up, the sumo wrestler simply lost the will to get back up and fight, was exhausted and taking blows to the face

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        DELETT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a perfect metaphor for america.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No no

        wait until you see this

        https://youtube.com/shorts/5GBP119hbc8?feature=share

        or

        this

        https://youtube.com/shorts/brevvpyfTJ4?feature=share

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          now

          see

          this

          even the world strongest man competition used to host sumo style wrestling

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          now

          see

          this

          even the world strongest man competition used to host sumo style wrestling

          2% fat losers are going to kill themselves when they see this LOL!!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloaters on suicide watch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post an actual sumo wrestler vs. manlet fight, none of this fat albert shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No no

          wait until you see this

          https://youtube.com/shorts/5GBP119hbc8?feature=share

          or

          this

          https://youtube.com/shorts/brevvpyfTJ4?feature=share

          now

          see

          this

          even the world strongest man competition used to host sumo style wrestling

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pain is temporary, pride is forever

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In one of the early UFC fights they had a sumo vs kickboxer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ummm.... bros why is that Japanese guy a moron? Kinda cringe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a white sumo wrestler that weighs 100kg less than traditional sumo wrestlers and he's pretty competitive
      was, and he wasn't competitive. only 5 basho at the top division and never made a winning record there

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's absolutely no advantage
      in a pushing contest like sumo, more momentum (primarily driven by more mass) is a huge advantage. Suggesting that it's not an advantage at all is a pathetic cope. I'm not sure why you're coping over being smaller than a sumo, but that's what you're doing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. It’s the same reason an American Football Lineman needs more body fat than a American Football Running Back.

        Being lean isn’t a bonus in every sport.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          who cares about being lean when being lean is what girls do?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these people literally die within a year after they retire kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhh they don't they go to a diet after they retire you retard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        appearently the moment they stop exercising their hearts give out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They just quit the sumo diet which is the only reason they're that big to begin with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ronnie coleman cant walk LOL!!!!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not funny

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do nips do this to themselves? Apparently sumo is still quite popular and the sport of choice for young men of means. It's extremely weird how invested the Japanese are into young naked fat boys plowing into each other even in this modern day and age. to a gaijin this seems totally against the rest of their traditional culture and more inline with the degenerate modern Japanese culture

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because its historical way to settle things back when Sumo was allowed on lé streets before a ban on sumo fights in public. Same could be asked about MMA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called tradition, and they are called Japanese not "nips", it doesn't seem strange to me honestly because wrestling is an ancient thing

        the main thing i dont understand about modern sumo is that they flat out refuse to use any kind of modern safety precautions to protect their fighters.

        top sumos get their knees destroyed constantly from getting dropped and smashed onto the hard floors outside the ring. training is insanely intense as well. so many quality sumo spend years out injured for things that wouldn't even required any rule changes to prevent, just a slight hit to "tradition"

        are you retarded ?
        Wrestling which sumo is a part of is probably the most ancient sport. Every civilization worth anything had some form of wrestling for men.

        Yeah , have they not heard of weight classes though? I know it's still a technical sport but I can't help just seeing it as which lardass can charge the fastest (similar could be said to some American football positions to be fair, but at least they are in better overall shape than sumos)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing about Sumo wrestling, there's no weight classes, you are a pussy if you need one! Sounds like you are the biggest pussy in this thread!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's the thing about Sumo wrestling, there's no weight classes, you are a pussy if you need one! Sounds like you are the biggest pussy in this thread!

          The small rikishis are a delight to see fisht against giants.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called tradition, and they are called Japanese not "nips", it doesn't seem strange to me honestly because wrestling is an ancient thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the main thing i dont understand about modern sumo is that they flat out refuse to use any kind of modern safety precautions to protect their fighters.

      top sumos get their knees destroyed constantly from getting dropped and smashed onto the hard floors outside the ring. training is insanely intense as well. so many quality sumo spend years out injured for things that wouldn't even required any rule changes to prevent, just a slight hit to "tradition"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so many quality sumo spend years out injured
        It's common to claim that you are too injured to fight if you think going to a tournament would result on you losing and looking bad. Like it's not too shameful to lose to someone of comparable rank but if there's some up and comer you are worried about losing to you just fake an injury and everyone pretends to believe it out of politeness.
        Being a high rank sumo is very political. A lot of saving face and protocol.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you retarded ?
      Wrestling which sumo is a part of is probably the most ancient sport. Every civilization worth anything had some form of wrestling for men.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even without any worth, people would settle things with either wrestling or dirty fighting. Only cultured people knew boxing or the like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is a pure display of strength

      where as karate, shaolin, and ninjutsu is all crap

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I never roid I'll outlive the fatty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you may outlive him but you wont beat him wear it counts weakling, inside the ring

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can find tons of "this is why weightclasses exist" videos

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT : estrogen packed obese "men" who look like this convince themselves they're strong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If someone weighs more than you then by default their stronger than you

      go eat a burger princess. You're not winning any streetfights against growmen while being under 150lbs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If someone weighs more than you then by default their stronger than you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          facts are facts

          keep crying about it sissy ballerina pants

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 200 lbs and I have visible abs, you're just a fat gay coping

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im 450 pounds and I can knock you to the ground easy bitchbaby

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >butter elemental thinks he's strong
                you can't even tie your shoes without risking suffocation. what are you even doing on this board?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude shut the fuck up, i was a fatass child and unironically fell for the "strong fat kid" meme those 90s movies spread. Ended up getting my ass handed by skinny motherfuckers all the time because they actually did physical activity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dude go fucking have a nice day serious

          end your fucking life gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            eat shit and die lardass

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL LOOK AT THIS OGRE THROWING THIS SKINNY MANLET AROUND THE FIGHTING SQUARE

    you skinny losers think you can bring down such a beast? All that anime you watch only leads you puny weaklings to a embarassing defeat as your faces wrest on the cold hard ground

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude muh cardio 2% body fat and ballerina twirling kicks-*WHAM*
    >referee: TOTAL KNOCKOUT!!!!

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love sumo wrestling so much. takanoyama is a profesional sumo wrestler and he is skinny and toshinoshin is also fairly skinny for sumo standars yet he reached ozeki rank twice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >toshinoshin
      >skinny
      he carrys all his fat in his legs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he reached ozeki rank twice
      once. he made his one time ten win sekiwake chance. that isn't the same as redoing the informal 33 in 3 tournaments to make ozeki again. terunofuji is an example of someone who made ozeki twice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >terunofuji
        Reddit-no-reddit*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When norwooding actually adds to the look

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get out of my way skinny manlet *swats you away like a fly*

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess I'll just have to die drowning in pussy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who do you think will win?

    army of 2% bodyfat "fitness" influencers or sumo wrestler?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      those "fitness" influencers are like macaques and chimpanzees to those sumo gorillas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting. I hate sumo and i hate fat "people"

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    peak performance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no white yokozuna. so no

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm lazy but somebody post the old MMA vid of a 600 lb sumo wrestler getting his ass kicked by some karate guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      here

      No no

      wait until you see this

      https://youtube.com/shorts/5GBP119hbc8?feature=share

      or

      this

      https://youtube.com/shorts/brevvpyfTJ4?feature=share

      now

      see

      this

      even the world strongest man competition used to host sumo style wrestling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This one?

      https://i.imgur.com/t5aUc8M.png

      In one of the early UFC fights they had a sumo vs kickboxer

      Still remember getting this on VHS from my local video store one weekend. Was pioneering stuff.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE... LE 170 LB KICKBOXING DANCING AROUND A 700 LBS SUMO WRESTLER FOR 45 MINUTES MEANS I WILL ALWAYS LE HECKIN WIN AGAINST FAT PEOPLE BECAUSE... I-I JUST WILL OKAY!!!!!

    I really hope a 300lbs+ person falls ontop of you and crushes your puny weakling lungs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell these people have never actually been in a fight
      especially the couch warriors who say small fighter would fuck up 300lb mass monsters easily in a fight too
      if someone that big gets on top of you or a hold of you they're going to be big and heavy enough to fucking crush you to death
      me (185lbs) and my buddy (260-280 depending on the day, both moderately trained in wreslting/boxing) have spar sumo wrestled before and it's hard as fuck. he doesn't even lift seriously either, he's just a big guy. i can dl 5 plates for a triple and squat nearly 4 and it's still hard as fuck to move him at all

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you got something to say mr celery sticks and tampons? Step in the ring ballerina and lets dance

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look how badass this video game character is!!! just like meeeee

  21. 2 months ago
    Gods silliest Manlet

    Being a fatass just because youre a sumo wrestler is a massive cope. Look at Chiyonofuji Mitsugu. Guy was 6 feet tall and muscular while still having some bulk.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a chad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he still had a gut.

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