2% bodyfat bros... how you cope with the fact you will never be stronger or tougher than a sumo wrestler...
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2% bodyfat bros... how you cope with the fact you will never be stronger or tougher than a sumo wrestler...
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i don't look like jesse tho, im still skinnyfat/somehow muscle after training since late 2020 cause i never took diet and training seriously at the same time i will probably just end up going anorexic at this point at least they look IST
I hate that homosexual. He’s so incredibly cringe. How tf does anyone watch him? Womanly face, gay ear ring. All the comments on his videos always say like “omg jesse sacrifices so much for our entertainment!! hes amazing!”. Like Black person, he’s rich off doing cringe jokes.
he's hot he looks like Allie from terrifier 2
There's a white sumo wrestler that weighs 100kg less than traditional sumo wrestlers and he's pretty competitive there. There's absolutely no advantage from having this much fat on.
Would save you getting mogged and looking like a beta
makes it harder for smaller opponents, not taller.
yeah this massive sumo that everyone rolls out for videos (Yamamotoyama) is a can that has been retired for 10+ years and has also been charged for matchfixing
Bro watch this crazy fight, craziest fight I've ever seen.
Things get crazy at the 14:15 minute mark, the announcers go nuts, it's like a horror movie, did not expect the ending
at 5 minutes big smoke there was sweating like crazy from doing those slow steps
yeah Takase was smart, wearing Yarbrough down over time, hit and go, then went for the takedown and knew he would be too tired to get back up, the sumo wrestler simply lost the will to get back up and fight, was exhausted and taking blows to the face
DELETT
What a perfect metaphor for america.
No no
wait until you see this
https://youtube.com/shorts/5GBP119hbc8?feature=share
or
this
https://youtube.com/shorts/brevvpyfTJ4?feature=share
now
see
this
even the world strongest man competition used to host sumo style wrestling
2% fat losers are going to kill themselves when they see this LOL!!!!!
Bloaters on suicide watch.
Post an actual sumo wrestler vs. manlet fight, none of this fat albert shit.
pain is temporary, pride is forever
In one of the early UFC fights they had a sumo vs kickboxer
Ummm.... bros why is that Japanese guy a Black person? Kinda cringe
>There's a white sumo wrestler that weighs 100kg less than traditional sumo wrestlers and he's pretty competitive
was, and he wasn't competitive. only 5 basho at the top division and never made a winning record there
>There's absolutely no advantage
in a pushing contest like sumo, more momentum (primarily driven by more mass) is a huge advantage. Suggesting that it's not an advantage at all is a pathetic cope. I'm not sure why you're coping over being smaller than a sumo, but that's what you're doing
Yep. It’s the same reason an American Football Lineman needs more body fat than a American Football Running Back.
Being lean isn’t a bonus in every sport.
who cares about being lean when being lean is what girls do?
these people literally die within a year after they retire kek
Uhh they don't they go to a diet after they retire you moron.
appearently the moment they stop exercising their hearts give out
They just quit the sumo diet which is the only reason they're that big to begin with.
ronnie coleman cant walk LOL!!!!!
that's not funny
Why do nips do this to themselves? Apparently sumo is still quite popular and the sport of choice for young men of means. It's extremely weird how invested the Japanese are into young naked fat boys plowing into each other even in this modern day and age. to a gaijin this seems totally against the rest of their traditional culture and more inline with the degenerate modern Japanese culture
Because its historical way to settle things back when Sumo was allowed on lé streets before a ban on sumo fights in public. Same could be asked about MMA.
Yeah , have they not heard of weight classes though? I know it's still a technical sport but I can't help just seeing it as which lardass can charge the fastest (similar could be said to some American football positions to be fair, but at least they are in better overall shape than sumos)
That's the thing about Sumo wrestling, there's no weight classes, you are a pussy if you need one! Sounds like you are the biggest pussy in this thread!
The small rikishis are a delight to see fisht against giants.
It's called tradition, and they are called Japanese not "nips", it doesn't seem strange to me honestly because wrestling is an ancient thing
the main thing i dont understand about modern sumo is that they flat out refuse to use any kind of modern safety precautions to protect their fighters.
top sumos get their knees destroyed constantly from getting dropped and smashed onto the hard floors outside the ring. training is insanely intense as well. so many quality sumo spend years out injured for things that wouldn't even required any rule changes to prevent, just a slight hit to "tradition"
>so many quality sumo spend years out injured
It's common to claim that you are too injured to fight if you think going to a tournament would result on you losing and looking bad. Like it's not too shameful to lose to someone of comparable rank but if there's some up and comer you are worried about losing to you just fake an injury and everyone pretends to believe it out of politeness.
Being a high rank sumo is very political. A lot of saving face and protocol.
are you moronic ?
Wrestling which sumo is a part of is probably the most ancient sport. Every civilization worth anything had some form of wrestling for men.
Even without any worth, people would settle things with either wrestling or dirty fighting. Only cultured people knew boxing or the like.
it is a pure display of strength
where as karate, shaolin, and ninjutsu is all crap
If I never roid I'll outlive the fatty
you may outlive him but you wont beat him wear it counts weakling, inside the ring
you can find tons of "this is why weightclasses exist" videos
ITT : estrogen packed obese "men" who look like this convince themselves they're strong
If someone weighs more than you then by default their stronger than you
go eat a burger princess. You're not winning any streetfights against growmen while being under 150lbs
>If someone weighs more than you then by default their stronger than you
facts are facts
keep crying about it sissy ballerina pants
I'm 200 lbs and I have visible abs, you're just a fat homosexual coping
Im 450 pounds and I can knock you to the ground easy b***hbaby
>butter elemental thinks he's strong
you can't even tie your shoes without risking suffocation. what are you even doing on this board?
Dude shut the frick up, i was a fatass child and unironically fell for the "strong fat kid" meme those 90s movies spread. Ended up getting my ass handed by skinny motherfrickers all the time because they actually did physical activity.
dude go fricking have a nice day serious
end your fricking life homosexual
eat shit and die lardass
LOL LOOK AT THIS OGRE THROWING THIS SKINNY MANLET AROUND THE FIGHTING SQUARE
you skinny losers think you can bring down such a beast? All that anime you watch only leads you puny weaklings to a embarassing defeat as your faces wrest on the cold hard ground
>dude muh cardio 2% body fat and ballerina twirling kicks-*WHAM*
>referee: TOTAL KNOCKOUT!!!!
i love sumo wrestling so much. takanoyama is a profesional sumo wrestler and he is skinny and toshinoshin is also fairly skinny for sumo standars yet he reached ozeki rank twice
>toshinoshin
>skinny
he carrys all his fat in his legs.
>he reached ozeki rank twice
once. he made his one time ten win sekiwake chance. that isn't the same as redoing the informal 33 in 3 tournaments to make ozeki again. terunofuji is an example of someone who made ozeki twice.
>terunofuji
Reddit-no-reddit*
When norwooding actually adds to the look
>get out of my way skinny manlet *swats you away like a fly*
Guess I'll just have to die drowning in pussy
who do you think will win?
army of 2% bodyfat "fitness" influencers or sumo wrestler?
those "fitness" influencers are like macaques and chimpanzees to those sumo gorillas
rape
Disgusting. I hate sumo and i hate fat "people"
peak performance
no white yokozuna. so no
I'm lazy but somebody post the old MMA vid of a 600 lb sumo wrestler getting his ass kicked by some karate guy
here
This one?
Still remember getting this on VHS from my local video store one weekend. Was pioneering stuff.
>DUDE... LE 170 LB KICKBOXING DANCING AROUND A 700 LBS SUMO WRESTLER FOR 45 MINUTES MEANS I WILL ALWAYS LE HECKIN WIN AGAINST FAT PEOPLE BECAUSE... I-I JUST WILL OKAY!!!!!
I really hope a 300lbs+ person falls ontop of you and crushes your puny weakling lungs.
you can tell these people have never actually been in a fight
especially the couch warriors who say small fighter would frick up 300lb mass monsters easily in a fight too
if someone that big gets on top of you or a hold of you they're going to be big and heavy enough to fricking crush you to death
me (185lbs) and my buddy (260-280 depending on the day, both moderately trained in wreslting/boxing) have spar sumo wrestled before and it's hard as frick. he doesn't even lift seriously either, he's just a big guy. i can dl 5 plates for a triple and squat nearly 4 and it's still hard as frick to move him at all
>you got something to say mr celery sticks and tampons? Step in the ring ballerina and lets dance
>look how badass this video game character is!!! just like meeeee
Being a fatass just because youre a sumo wrestler is a massive cope. Look at Chiyonofuji Mitsugu. Guy was 6 feet tall and muscular while still having some bulk.
What a chad
he still had a gut.