20 calories

20 calories

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      under 50 calories

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eath de bags

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*taste like dog shit*
    Wow you cracked the code

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mine tastes fine. The tricked you again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cześć, jak to idzie bro?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/JBPRMq6.jpg

        20 calories

        Give me recipes for my cut please.
        If I consume mountains of this, will I absolutely shit myself?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grim

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glass noodles fucking suck

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    calories aren't real
    >Any of several approximately equal units of heat, each measured as the quantity of heat required to raise the temperature of 1 gram of water by 1°C at 1 atmosphere pressure.
    Lol, lmao even

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So how do you get fat then retard.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatty cope

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like shit

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      konjac

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shiratake

        how to acquire this in bulk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Local asian store?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dogfood aisle

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          online

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the internet is a big place. it is a series of tubes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look up Shirataki noodles on Amazon. They can replace a meal and essentially eliminate a huge amount of the calories you eat while allowing you to feel full. Should probably be flavored in some way which is a trade-off on how many calories you add "flavoring" some flavorless noodles. They're not pleasant to eat by themselves but with some Hispanices and stuff added they're alright. If you mix these with some cut up chicken it's not terrible either. Point is if you're cutting or trying to lose weight they'll seriously knock out a good chunk of one of your meals without making you feel like you're in full blown starvation. They are not nutritious in any way though, so you either get a good balance of essential nutrients from other meals in the day or you supplement with vitamin tablets.

          Personally I prefer to just eat regular food, but it's not a terrible option. This should honestly be the go-to for fat fucks trying to lose weight. Before anyone suggests gastric surgery or whatever they should force them on a diet of these noodles for 6 months to see what weight they come back as.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shiratake

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have it on my wishlist but haven't bought it yet.
    What does it taste like?
    Is the texture just like pasta?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you buy it formed into pasta and boil it it will have the texture of rice noodles but still no taste. You add taste with Hispanices.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you ok bud?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So... it's like eating ketchup with the texture of rice noodles?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Overcooked noodles. You can get used to it.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mum used to eat these until one day it made her belly swell to 3x size

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was the mail man

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whormbs?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to eat something with low calories? If you're trying to lose weight why not just eat a normal healthy diet but just eat less?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not worth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes you lose weight. Totally worth it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so does water.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't eat water.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              TERRIBLE for your teeth, please don't do this anons

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/OlGuwF8.jpg

            >

            He got you there….

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huge risk of kidney stones so not worth imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stones from what? Water?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The lenghts fatties go just to stuf their mouths is insane

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like them with onions, tuna and tomato sauce

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