>2022. >science so advance we can do heart transplants. >still no cure for hemorrhoids

>2022
>science so advance we can do heart transplants
>still no cure for hemorrhoids

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a great IST thread, thanks for sharing

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man I've had one for six months and I can't wipe properly anymore. The stink of shit is always faintly there. You have no idea how shitty my life's become.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        get a bidet?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're up against newtonian mechanics bruv. Every time you shit pressure builds up and affects the area, there is no chance of stabilizing the area for recovery.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be whole food vegan
      >shits literally fall out without pressing

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only because you dont have the strength left to operate your sphincter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then just feed the guys laxatifs during the recovery period?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fasting.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop inserting objects in your ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you know from first hand experience. Me too, regrettably. Had to do it to be able to shot at all. It's been years and they're still there.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO NO NO YOU CAN'T SAY SUCH BIGOTED INCENDIARY LANGUAGE BAN HIM NOW

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having to choose between a lifetime of painful shits or no more prostate orgasms

      honestly I'd have to think about that one

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But there is a cure for it. Grant it the cure is just surgically cutting them off, but it works nonetheless

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know that song fuel hemmorraghe in my hands

    what if it was hemorrhoids in my ass in my ass agaaaainnnn

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the 90s song that goes like “Blee blah blee blah in my hands in my hands again, lob lob blee blob!”

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BLEE BLAU BLEE BLAU
        >IN MAH HANDS AGAAIN
        >DON FAAAAART AWAY
        >AND LEE ME TO MAHZEL
        >DON FAAAART AWAY
        >AND BLEE BLAH BLEE BLAH

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly how I sang it anon. Are you me?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon didnt use his squat plug, did he

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want LAAAAAARGER

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        pUSY pls you've had enough paws off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this has to be a meme

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have a buttplug but threw it away

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is a cure though. Stop sitting so fucking much, it’s unnatural. Oh but you don’t want a real cure, you just want a magic pill that somehow fixes all your problems.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel, kneeling-sama.
      No but honestly...Kneel or squat, retards. They have ergonomic chairs now. Or use a fucking medicine ball, or a walking desk, sedentary fatties.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I shit loads of blood after deadlifting the other day. Is there any way to prevent these fuckers when lifting?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating fiber.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we can do brain surgery for extremely rare conditions
    >we cant fix balding which ruins many mens lives even though a good solution would make you a billionaire

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is a cure for balding, balding is solely the result of DHT and a genetic trait that causes hair follicles to react to it, unless you can edit genes the best way to fix it is limiting DHT which has been possible for decades now. If you want to reverse it you have to get implants because you need follicles to actually grow hair.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can fix balding by getting a hair transplant, its legit and they never fall again which is a billion times better than using stuff like minolxidil with side effects out of the ass

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wipe too hard once
    >now i have one of this things that get inflamed and painful once in a while
    Great.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro we can't even find a cure for sebahorric dermatitis just ways to cut off severe cases and then treat the growth to not get as severe again, large scale surgeries on organs and shit are easy, small stuff is hard and we know basically nothing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE THE SHAMPOO I HATE THE SHAMPOO I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH, MY SKIN WAS NORMAL WHAT HAPPENED REEEEEE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dutasteride stops dht which is responsible for the elevated sebum production, stopped my itch entirely. Not for hormonelets tho

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most cases haemorrhoids disappear on their own just applying a topical medicine or eating more fiber and dont strain at the toilet, worst cases are treatable with surgery

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop taking 30 minute shits. if it doesn't come out the first 2 minutes get up and do something else

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being gay, not that hard

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up a few weeks ago
    >feel like my ass is wet, think I shit myself
    >look at my sheets and see blood everywhere
    >turns out it was a hemorrhoid that exploded
    >lost a ton of blood and felt like shit for a week after

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now you have no hemmeroid and don't need surgery. Win win.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cure for hair loss

    JUST

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOR MEN

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's your hygiene regimen for the brownhole?
    how do you keep it clean?

    on the days I poop I use a washing glove, rub some (dove) soap on it and wash my butt before entering the shower.
    on the days I do not poop (yes, I have those unfortunately) it's just shower gel or soap with hand under the shower.
    all in gentle motion.

    am i doing something wrong?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      On the days you don't poop go get a triple espresso

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      always funny there are people like you who live like this

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop eating for a week, clears them up

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cure for hemorrhoids is to use a bidet and stop using toilet paper

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've had ass bleeding in the past. Once I got a bidet and stopped scrubbing my anus with harsh paper repeatedly, no more ass bleeding. You use the bidet to clean away all the shit, just a bit of TP to dry it, no more hemorrhoids

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is jettisoning water at your ass at mach speeds easier on your assholes than gently wiping it clean with two ply?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The water stream is variable pressure. If you're autistic like most people on this board are, you keep wiping until there's no more shit on the towel. you are roughly scrubbing your asshole with a lot of dry paper to get all the shit off. it's much better to clean it off with water as gentle or as harsh as you like, then use a bit of paper to dry it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this why my poo hits my buttcheeks sometimes when it's coming out

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can wash your ass with an ordinary shower head and it works fine.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >set bidet to 'kill'
        some folks don't use 80 grit sandpaper for their bungholes. Rectum? Damn near killed him!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've had ass bleeding in the past. Once I got a bidet and stopped scrubbing my anus with harsh paper repeatedly, no more ass bleeding. You use the bidet to clean away all the shit, just a bit of TP to dry it, no more hemorrhoids

      How is jettisoning water at your ass at mach speeds easier on your assholes than gently wiping it clean with two ply?

      The water stream is variable pressure. If you're autistic like most people on this board are, you keep wiping until there's no more shit on the towel. you are roughly scrubbing your asshole with a lot of dry paper to get all the shit off. it's much better to clean it off with water as gentle or as harsh as you like, then use a bit of paper to dry it.

      Japanese water toilets are vastly superior to TP toilets in every, and I mean every, imaginable way.
      I cannot for the life of me understand why we are still using TP in most of the supposedly "developped" western world.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cure is called eating bananas.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit less
    really, don't use the toliet unless you feel substantial pressure down under. this whole culture of leisurely sitting on the toilet for 15+ minutes, going whenever you get the slightest urge is horrible

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are these and how do I fix them? I'm shidding blood and can't poop straight. I have to lift my leg to get farts out

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to lie. 100% true.

    Once I got into anal play, pegging and buttplugs. I have stopped having bleeding from my ass when taking a shit. Doctors couldn't/wouldn't do shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is ass play the key to stop and prevent hemorrhoids then?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but you are developing a much greater sense of that area when you get into that hobby. Regular stretching means no tearing if you ever have a particularly large movement. May also have better movements due to diet changes. Diet is the biggest factor in my experience.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        as said before. The anus is a muscle and stretching it and exercising it is only a good thing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't train his asshole
      >Wonders why it bleeds with some lightweight
      NGMI

      Not him, but you are developing a much greater sense of that area when you get into that hobby. Regular stretching means no tearing if you ever have a particularly large movement. May also have better movements due to diet changes. Diet is the biggest factor in my experience.

      Based and analpilled.

      why do fags do them I only heard of it for the parasite pill

      https://i.imgur.com/N7GTaCJ.png

      Take your fucking husk pills u fagget.

      Taking psyllium is like throwing a sponge down your guts and scraping your intestines clean. It is very gooey, sticky and absorbs water like a motherfucker. A few spoonfuls after each meal will make sure that your shits are solid clumps that leave nothing behind.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Progressive overload to the pepsi max, I like your program

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >psyllium
        Basically like eating Natto and staple of the Japanese diet.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What toys?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My weird anecdote
      >Scratched asshole or small tear or something
      >Regularly do anal play, this is different
      >No anal play for like 3 weeks
      >Every time i shit it feels the same. 0 healing happening
      >One night gf asks about ass play and havent told her about my current status
      >Yolo
      >Buttplug goes in and kinda hurts but overall feels fine
      >Next day asshole feels fine
      No clue why it worked like that

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no cure for the common cold

    Are the sceintists even trying?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have youo noot taken the vax? it made the commoon cold disappear

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    About a year ago I thought I had popped a hemmie because my diet was shit at the time and I was constipated. After a few days of no shitting I got a sudden feeling of something poking my backdoor followed by the most excruciating shitting session since childhood. Not only was my rectum getting squeezed to max capacity, it was literally exhausting me and I wanted to stop putting so much pressure so it could go back inside.
    I bravely held on and once it was out of me... that feeling of comfort you'd have after the usual shit? It was absent, replaced by a horrendous pain that slowly subsided and then came back whenever I tried to move. When I wiped, it was clean - probably because it was so dry. I wiped again and saw a red trail of blood dispersed on the paper.

    The next few days, every movement I made was followed by pain. Long walks grew increasingly uncomfortable, as well as sitting or lying down.
    At that point I thought I had hemorrhoids for good, but every pain and symptom disappeared after two weeks. I'm not a fat fuck either, I'm fit (6 years of lifting, 200lbs and 14% BF) but coffee+shit diet can turn your colon into a mortar factory.
    Stay safe bros.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to go on a fast for a while, basically one meal a day. DO eat more fiber and only whole foods.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are those hemorrhoid creams for then?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reduce inflammation to speed up healing.
      Its possible to fuck up if the inflammation is on the inside instead of the passage, but that is fixable and usually covered in the manual that comes with the cream.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Had a coughing fit from a burnt out coil in my vape while having big dildo up my ass
    >Didn't want to turn my ass in a dildo lube rocket launcher so I held it in with hand
    >Big mistake, but only realized it the next day
    >Pushed out a vein (external hemorrhoid)
    >Had to use shower instead of toilet paper for a week
    >The lump on my asshole persisted for like a month
    >Overnight the lump kind of deflated like a baloon and went away in a few days
    Hemorrhoids go away by themselves if you stop doing stupid shit
    Not doing things that give you herrhoids is the ultimate cure

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop doing squats
    I healed mine that say

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    prep H

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the rubber band thing cures them not sure why you're coping.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take your fucking husk pills u fagget.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do fags do them I only heard of it for the parasite pill

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >science so advance we can do heart transplants
    >still no cure for dandruff

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i scratch my scalp with this during my showers and have no dandruff for the rest of the day

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Protip for anyone suffering from these in any way: Get a small enema bulb, use it occasionally (or daily if you wish) to do a tiny flush after your bowel movement.
    My hemmeroids disappeared overnight, and I stopped having any leakage. I felt like a retard not knowing how simple this shit was solved.

    Warning: Do not get addicted to it, or start overdoing it. You're only supposed to use a small amount of water to clean remaining debris to relieve annoyance on the bowel/sphincter. There are consequences if you start doing it too much, which can affect your general health

    Do not bother with ointments, the only way to permanently get rid of the problem is to remove what is causing the hemmeroids. surgery is a last resort

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these lil bros for like 2 months, I got so fucking tired of bleeding from the ass every day

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21552053/

    Also Diosmin and related.
    Toilet stool.

    Fuck roids.

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    b

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Use a small enema bulb after your bowel movements, problem solved forever.
    if you're timid about inserting anything into you anus i'd tell you to quickly get over it because its the key to fixing your problem

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop it, what's the worst that can happen?

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