>2022. >science so advance we can do heart transplants. >still no cure for hemorrhoids

>2022
>science so advance we can do heart transplants
>still no cure for hemorrhoids

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is a great IST thread, thanks for sharing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man I've had one for six months and I can't wipe properly anymore. The stink of shit is always faintly there. You have no idea how shitty my life's become.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get a bidet?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're up against newtonian mechanics bruv. Every time you shit pressure builds up and affects the area, there is no chance of stabilizing the area for recovery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be whole food vegan
      >shits literally fall out without pressing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only because you dont have the strength left to operate your sphincter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then just feed the guys laxatifs during the recovery period?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fasting.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop inserting objects in your ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you know from first hand experience. Me too, regrettably. Had to do it to be able to shot at all. It's been years and they're still there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NO NO NO YOU CAN'T SAY SUCH BIGOTED INCENDIARY LANGUAGE BAN HIM NOW

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >having to choose between a lifetime of painful shits or no more prostate orgasms

      honestly I'd have to think about that one

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But there is a cure for it. Grant it the cure is just surgically cutting them off, but it works nonetheless

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you know that song fuel hemmorraghe in my hands

    what if it was hemorrhoids in my ass in my ass agaaaainnnn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the 90s song that goes like “Blee blah blee blah in my hands in my hands again, lob lob blee blob!”

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >BLEE BLAU BLEE BLAU
        >IN MAH HANDS AGAAIN
        >DON FAAAAART AWAY
        >AND LEE ME TO MAHZEL
        >DON FAAAART AWAY
        >AND BLEE BLAH BLEE BLAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      exactly how I sang it anon. Are you me?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon didnt use his squat plug, did he

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want LAAAAAARGER

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pUSY pls you've had enough paws off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this has to be a meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have a buttplug but threw it away

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is a cure though. Stop sitting so fricking much, it’s unnatural. Oh but you don’t want a real cure, you just want a magic pill that somehow fixes all your problems.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel, kneeling-sama.
      No but honestly...Kneel or squat, morons. They have ergonomic chairs now. Or use a fricking medicine ball, or a walking desk, sedentary fatties.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I shit loads of blood after deadlifting the other day. Is there any way to prevent these frickers when lifting?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating fiber.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >we can do brain surgery for extremely rare conditions
    >we cant fix balding which ruins many mens lives even though a good solution would make you a billionaire

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is a cure for balding, balding is solely the result of DHT and a genetic trait that causes hair follicles to react to it, unless you can edit genes the best way to fix it is limiting DHT which has been possible for decades now. If you want to reverse it you have to get implants because you need follicles to actually grow hair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can fix balding by getting a hair transplant, its legit and they never fall again which is a billion times better than using stuff like minolxidil with side effects out of the ass

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wipe too hard once
    >now i have one of this things that get inflamed and painful once in a while
    Great.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    homie we can't even find a cure for sebahorric dermatitis just ways to cut off severe cases and then treat the growth to not get as severe again, large scale surgeries on organs and shit are easy, small stuff is hard and we know basically nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I HATE THE SHAMPOO I HATE THE SHAMPOO I HATE IT SO FRICKING MUCH, MY SKIN WAS NORMAL WHAT HAPPENED REEEEEE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dutasteride stops dht which is responsible for the elevated sebum production, stopped my itch entirely. Not for hormonelets tho

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most cases haemorrhoids disappear on their own just applying a topical medicine or eating more fiber and dont strain at the toilet, worst cases are treatable with surgery

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop taking 30 minute shits. if it doesn't come out the first 2 minutes get up and do something else

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being gay, not that hard

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up a few weeks ago
    >feel like my ass is wet, think I shit myself
    >look at my sheets and see blood everywhere
    >turns out it was a hemorrhoid that exploded
    >lost a ton of blood and felt like shit for a week after

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well now you have no hemmeroid and don't need surgery. Win win.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No cure for hair loss

    JUST

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FOR MEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's your hygiene regimen for the brownhole?
    how do you keep it clean?

    on the days I poop I use a washing glove, rub some (dove) soap on it and wash my butt before entering the shower.
    on the days I do not poop (yes, I have those unfortunately) it's just shower gel or soap with hand under the shower.
    all in gentle motion.

    am i doing something wrong?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On the days you don't poop go get a triple espresso

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      always funny there are people like you who live like this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop eating for a week, clears them up

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The cure for hemorrhoids is to use a bidet and stop using toilet paper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've had ass bleeding in the past. Once I got a bidet and stopped scrubbing my anus with harsh paper repeatedly, no more ass bleeding. You use the bidet to clean away all the shit, just a bit of TP to dry it, no more hemorrhoids

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How is jettisoning water at your ass at mach speeds easier on your buttholes than gently wiping it clean with two ply?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The water stream is variable pressure. If you're autistic like most people on this board are, you keep wiping until there's no more shit on the towel. you are roughly scrubbing your butthole with a lot of dry paper to get all the shit off. it's much better to clean it off with water as gentle or as harsh as you like, then use a bit of paper to dry it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this why my poo hits my buttcheeks sometimes when it's coming out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can wash your ass with an ordinary shower head and it works fine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >set bidet to 'kill'
        some folks don't use 80 grit sandpaper for their bungholes. Rectum? Damn near killed him!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've had ass bleeding in the past. Once I got a bidet and stopped scrubbing my anus with harsh paper repeatedly, no more ass bleeding. You use the bidet to clean away all the shit, just a bit of TP to dry it, no more hemorrhoids

      How is jettisoning water at your ass at mach speeds easier on your buttholes than gently wiping it clean with two ply?

      The water stream is variable pressure. If you're autistic like most people on this board are, you keep wiping until there's no more shit on the towel. you are roughly scrubbing your butthole with a lot of dry paper to get all the shit off. it's much better to clean it off with water as gentle or as harsh as you like, then use a bit of paper to dry it.

      Japanese water toilets are vastly superior to TP toilets in every, and I mean every, imaginable way.
      I cannot for the life of me understand why we are still using TP in most of the supposedly "developped" western world.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the cure is called eating bananas.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shit less
    really, don't use the toliet unless you feel substantial pressure down under. this whole culture of leisurely sitting on the toilet for 15+ minutes, going whenever you get the slightest urge is horrible

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are these and how do I fix them? I'm shidding blood and can't poop straight. I have to lift my leg to get farts out

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to lie. 100% true.

    Once I got into anal play, pegging and buttplugs. I have stopped having bleeding from my ass when taking a shit. Doctors couldn't/wouldn't do shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is ass play the key to stop and prevent hemorrhoids then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but you are developing a much greater sense of that area when you get into that hobby. Regular stretching means no tearing if you ever have a particularly large movement. May also have better movements due to diet changes. Diet is the biggest factor in my experience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        as said before. The anus is a muscle and stretching it and exercising it is only a good thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't train his butthole
      >Wonders why it bleeds with some lightweight
      NGMI

      Not him, but you are developing a much greater sense of that area when you get into that hobby. Regular stretching means no tearing if you ever have a particularly large movement. May also have better movements due to diet changes. Diet is the biggest factor in my experience.

      Based and analpilled.

      why do gays do them I only heard of it for the parasite pill

      https://i.imgur.com/N7GTaCJ.png

      Take your fricking husk pills u gayget.

      Taking psyllium is like throwing a sponge down your guts and scraping your intestines clean. It is very gooey, sticky and absorbs water like a motherfricker. A few spoonfuls after each meal will make sure that your shits are solid clumps that leave nothing behind.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Progressive overload to the pepsi max, I like your program

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >psyllium
        Basically like eating Natto and staple of the Japanese diet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What toys?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My weird anecdote
      >Scratched butthole or small tear or something
      >Regularly do anal play, this is different
      >No anal play for like 3 weeks
      >Every time i shit it feels the same. 0 healing happening
      >One night gf asks about ass play and havent told her about my current status
      >Yolo
      >Buttplug goes in and kinda hurts but overall feels fine
      >Next day butthole feels fine
      No clue why it worked like that

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still no cure for the common cold

    Are the sceintists even trying?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      have youo noot taken the vax? it made the commoon cold disappear

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About a year ago I thought I had popped a hemmie because my diet was shit at the time and I was constipated. After a few days of no shitting I got a sudden feeling of something poking my backdoor followed by the most excruciating shitting session since childhood. Not only was my rectum getting squeezed to max capacity, it was literally exhausting me and I wanted to stop putting so much pressure so it could go back inside.
    I bravely held on and once it was out of me... that feeling of comfort you'd have after the usual shit? It was absent, replaced by a horrendous pain that slowly subsided and then came back whenever I tried to move. When I wiped, it was clean - probably because it was so dry. I wiped again and saw a red trail of blood dispersed on the paper.

    The next few days, every movement I made was followed by pain. Long walks grew increasingly uncomfortable, as well as sitting or lying down.
    At that point I thought I had hemorrhoids for good, but every pain and symptom disappeared after two weeks. I'm not a fat frick either, I'm fit (6 years of lifting, 200lbs and 14% BF) but coffee+shit diet can turn your colon into a mortar factory.
    Stay safe bros.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to go on a fast for a while, basically one meal a day. DO eat more fiber and only whole foods.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are those hemorrhoid creams for then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reduce inflammation to speed up healing.
      Its possible to frick up if the inflammation is on the inside instead of the passage, but that is fixable and usually covered in the manual that comes with the cream.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Had a coughing fit from a burnt out coil in my vape while having big dildo up my ass
    >Didn't want to turn my ass in a dildo lube rocket launcher so I held it in with hand
    >Big mistake, but only realized it the next day
    >Pushed out a vein (external hemorrhoid)
    >Had to use shower instead of toilet paper for a week
    >The lump on my butthole persisted for like a month
    >Overnight the lump kind of deflated like a baloon and went away in a few days
    Hemorrhoids go away by themselves if you stop doing stupid shit
    Not doing things that give you herrhoids is the ultimate cure

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop doing squats
    I healed mine that say

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prep H

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the rubber band thing cures them not sure why you're coping.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Take your fricking husk pills u gayget.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do gays do them I only heard of it for the parasite pill

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >science so advance we can do heart transplants
    >still no cure for dandruff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i scratch my scalp with this during my showers and have no dandruff for the rest of the day

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Protip for anyone suffering from these in any way: Get a small enema bulb, use it occasionally (or daily if you wish) to do a tiny flush after your bowel movement.
    My hemmeroids disappeared overnight, and I stopped having any leakage. I felt like a moron not knowing how simple this shit was solved.

    Warning: Do not get addicted to it, or start overdoing it. You're only supposed to use a small amount of water to clean remaining debris to relieve annoyance on the bowel/sphincter. There are consequences if you start doing it too much, which can affect your general health

    Do not bother with ointments, the only way to permanently get rid of the problem is to remove what is causing the hemmeroids. surgery is a last resort

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had one of these lil homies for like 2 months, I got so fricking tired of bleeding from the ass every day

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21552053/

    Also Diosmin and related.
    Toilet stool.

    Frick roids.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    b

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Use a small enema bulb after your bowel movements, problem solved forever.
    if you're timid about inserting anything into you anus i'd tell you to quickly get over it because its the key to fixing your problem

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop it, what's the worst that can happen?

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