>30 years old. >at tinder dates house. >anon youre how old again?

>30 years old
>at tinder dates house
>anon you’re how old again? You look at 24 tops

Eat reasonably clean, keep the booze and smoking low, dont leather up in the sun and exercise regularly.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    congrats on your youthful look, but you’re still 30 and on the tinder grind? You gotta lock it down soon op

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit bro. I was just at a girl’s house and she complimented my youthfulness. When’s the last time you even talked to a girl? Can’t please everybody on this board huh

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol you’re such a little gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyway rate my gym pump from today.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you look fat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nasty bastard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice star wars tattoo goober
            JK we know that isnt you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit you need to start training arms and shoulders

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Those tats
            Bro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            me on the right

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very nice frame Anon! Have you considered lifting weights? Sorry about the tattoos btw.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Coinslot mouth

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice cawk. No homo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You look like a gay gay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Decent body, ugly tats and while your cock looks nice it also looks like you're circumcised, 4/10.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh my god that jaw and chin and beard are disgusting
            Rip OP died after getting AIDS from a fat whore he found on tinder

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        who cares what women think

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You gotta lock it down soon op

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a womans opinion, that's a fact that you don't want to be 50 when your first kid is only 15.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shit son, you're making me think. I just turned thirty, it might be time to think faster.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              t. tradcuck

              Not wanting gays to ruin society doesn't mean I want you to ruin society either.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              My dad was 50 when I was 10 lmao

              I only found out he had a whole another family in a different EU country before mine when I was 18, though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m currently in my room laying in bed while my girlfriend does her pre-bedtime routine, meanwhile you’re still dating in your 30’s seeking validation from tinder whores and posting about it online
        stay mad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You live with your girlfriend? LMAO! Enjoy the gains goblin bro. Totally seething right now. Sike!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’m currently in my room laying in bed while my girlfriend does her pre-bedtime routine
          It hurts...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are 30 years old and using "Holy shit bro" as a reply....youthfulness is definitely one way to call it. Immature, vain and stupid would be another/

        Don't get me wrong I'm happy for you and hope I end up the same, but with this post you made yourself look a tool

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tips fedora

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. seething and balding at 18

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore the others they are jealous of your success

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf you took that personally? Get a grip dude he was just pointing it out in good faith

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      T. Beta cuck marrying the first girl he gets

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The most successful marriages are with first time girlfriend/boyfriend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where exactly did they find people who married their first gf? The Bible Belt?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of very famous people with high school sweethearts

            For WOMEN, retard. She might be your first but if you're her 500th it won't matter.

            And you WILL be her 500th if she's out of high school and university. Nobody is denying that you should only marry virgin girls. What they're denying is that virgin men should marry busted old whores.

            Sorry bro I'm not buying into your slampig tinder escapade sales pitch
            People who have lots of casual sex are generally lost and unhappy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the average person is famous

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you still missed the part where you realize that when a woman is in a stable marriage, the man is involved in the stable marriage too
                I swear Eastern Europeans are like retarded walls

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think YOU missed the part where the average factor doesnt inherently imply that the median is an exception to the rule, and frankly. I don’t think you’re capable of wrapping your head around the vanquishing point let alone the numbers involved. Learn2data analysis fag

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wordsalad
                I do not admire you or any of the 4/10's you deemed fuckable
                Look up 'pair bonding', brainlet

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the average factor doesnt inherently imply that the median is an exception to the rule
                Care to elaborate anon? I'm often looking at stats in my hobby but never had a college level formal education about it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brutally mogged

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/AMf9oRe.jpg

                I think YOU missed the part where the average factor doesnt inherently imply that the median is an exception to the rule, and frankly. I don’t think you’re capable of wrapping your head around the vanquishing point let alone the numbers involved. Learn2data analysis fag

                Eastern European chads keep winning

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For WOMEN, retard. She might be your first but if you're her 500th it won't matter.

          And you WILL be her 500th if she's out of high school and university. Nobody is denying that you should only marry virgin girls. What they're denying is that virgin men should marry busted old whores.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why tf would you want a virgin? Like I get the power trip but that fades away pretty fast.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine being too retarded to read a simple bar graph.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah mate, it seems you're simply making way too much assumption about everything.

                Seems like what you want is a stable marriage - or rather, the statistical assurance that you'll remain in a stable marriage. So the chart does indeed suggest that you should aim for a virgin.

                I simply believe I don't need any statistical reassurance about that, since almost every women I've been with was clearly dying to settle down with me - with the notable exception of a 100+ girl, I'll give you that even though she was clearly an outlier.

                Also, what are the reason marriages are stable? Could be that the women with less comparison point settle for shitty relationships, or that they tend to have lower income than their sluttier counterpart - hence a higher dependancy to their spouse? I don't know but some more variables could be investigated.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why tf would you want used goods? Like I get she already knows how to give head but it's not rocket science

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      As you age it'll be harder to get married. Just want you to be happy, moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      me being 30 and u being 30 are completely different. u know age is just a number? if i look like 20 and look like 20 at 30 then I'm still 20. aging isnt some arbitrary number, if i look 20 and feel like 20 at 40 then im still 20.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok that came out as gibberish. basically ur real age is whatever you can pass as. I'm 34 and look like im in my early 20s, tretinoin every night for a decade, perfect hairline, workout 6 days a week etc. i can go to college parties and get asked what do i study, what dorm i stay in etc and completely pass not like some delusional fellow kids gay. basically take care of urself and u'll be 20 for a LONG TIME. i feel like i can fraud like this until my 40s then I'll just look like a late 20s guy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah mon i can say i’m 23 and everybody would believe me. women you meet while out? who cares. not a big deal to fraud age if you’re just trying to smash

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ive been thinking about tret for a while. Is there a chance it actually works?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it 100% works, you need to do tret daily if u want ur face not to wrinkle or sag. All hollywood actors are on it, it’s how you delay facial aging. Once you get wrinkles n saggy it becomes too late.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks bro, ill try it. I also wanted to give it to my mom. She isnt really sagging but she has very carved lines in her face from smiling. Will that help her?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait why?

      What happens when I’m 30

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This.
        You must be retarded to marry at all these days.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tinder is just shite m8

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am a 30 year old man who needs verification online, from a DYEL lifting board

    Nice blog post, manlet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      calm down, lanklet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      height wasnt mentioned anywhere in this thread, youre obsessed

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice op, I'm rootin for ya.

    I had one girl say that I could pass as either a 19 year old or a 28 year old. Still not sure if that was a compliment or not. I'm 24 with a tall, broad masculine frame but I have a babyface.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you at least get laid op? Or is this just a faggy larp

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing just happened to me at church (recently just moved to another state).
    Am also 30 years old and everyone is pushing the late teen early 20s girls on me because they assume I'm 25 tops.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 29 and people frequently tell me I look around 20-24 but I gotta assume it's because of the adult acne

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 21 and people mistake me for 17 because of my youthful face

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People were mistaking me for being in my late 20s early 30s when I was 18. I'm now 34 and people guessing I'm 34 now.
    >My age caught up with my looks.
    >T. Nearly all Grey at 20

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to buy cigarettes
    >Cute blond girl at the register
    >Asks me for ID
    >Chuckle: "been a while since I've been asked to show ID"
    >She smiles and says they have to ask everyone under 25
    >t. 33yo boomer

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate to break it to you, but it doesn't mean shit. Survey 100+ people and average the results if you want to convince anyone worth convincing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let the moron be happy some hole thought he looked young and fresh.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fingerfuck a roastie in the car after a date
    >slyly sniff my fingers and do a smell check when she isnt looking
    >smells like Shaqs armpits after a 50 point 20 rebound game
    what the fuck is up with stank ass rank ass pussy, foids? and you wonder why Chad & Jamal fuck you and ghost you? drinks some water, eat some fruits, and wash your fuckhole for fucks sake.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you think a penis smells like most of the time? Male and female genitals smell like soft skin that is covered, rubbing, and located inches from your shithole. inexperience detected

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my dickhead smells like cocoa butter and honey. rancid roastie cope

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whyd u copy and paste this from the mire thread? unironically kill urself

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause i felt like it gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smells like Shaqs armpits after a 50 point 20 rebound game
      Lmao

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 40 and was told I look like I'm in my 20s a month ago by some older woman. I think people are just clueless. The average person is so fat that any moderately healthy person looks decades younger to them now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the strange thing is that fatties look both older and younger at the same time. A really obese woman barely changes in appearance between 16 and 36

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I looked up the numbers again yesyerday, and 70% of Americans are overweight. 70 fucking percent, it's unbelievable.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get my age underestimated by a lot and then it jumped in a very short time to an unfavorable range.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it jumped in a very short time to an unfavorable range.
      what happened?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        aging

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus god it's another one of these. And then when they finally post face they look like middle-aged alcoholic divorcees kek

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Arizona rancher with 4 virgin blonde daughters aged 2, 3, 5 and 12

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"single" women
    >owning a "house"

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 29 and people ask me what highschool I go to.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 and 25 have never been significantly different lookswise, barring people who actively destroy their health with drugs. It's just that younger people think 30 is a massive bridge to cross when they're 25, then reach that point faster than they ever thought possible and see that nothing has changed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and, this is why I didn't think 40 would be a big deal either. Man, was I wrong.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 years old
    >exercise more or less daily and spend time outside in the sun several times a week, drink heavily, do drugs and sometimes smoke
    >people usually guess I'm 25
    Exercise really is magic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      or genetics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it will stop to be like that soon, anon... for me it changed last year, I'm 34 now and have small illnesses all the time... it's okay, though, at least I appreciate being healthy more now

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 39 and some girl this weekend said I look 27. Another girl asked me if I was one of those "gym nuts as well". I was curling a big collapsible water bottle at the time. She insinuated that she was also a gym nut. Bitch was about a xxxl. Also felt the need to tell me she hadn't had an orgasm in over a year and a half.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im surprised to read you guys think this is a good thing
    I honestly cannot think of anything worse than looking young as a man. I feel as if looking more distinguished is a good thing in a man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. A man should look like a man, not like a boy. Having a baby face is a damn curse, not a blessing. Everyone just sees you as a school boy, which is the entire problem of having a baby face which most fuckers don't get.
      Everyone thinks you're like 16 and treats you the same. Your boss, women, friends, everyone. No respect from anyone anywhere, and girls want nothing with you either. Younger girls find you weird while the older ones don't even acknowledge your existence. You basically end up being a literal manchild in the eyes of the vast majority.

      And that meme of "you'll magically become a handsome man in your 30s" is largely just a meme. When you have a babyface you don't turn into an attractive 20yo old looking turboChad model in your 30s/40s, you just slowly transition from a preteen looking boy into the "possibly pedo manchild" territory. And if the baby face is coupled with balding/receding hairline you're basically in for a death sentence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who is 'you' in this post anon? Is it (you)?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Obviously I speak from experience.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I guess you should make up for it by test maxxing and working out

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I work out extremely regularly. I need to go become a heroin junkie or go get a face full of shrapnel in some dumb war or something like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao you’ve posted this before almost entirely verbatim with the same image many months ago. What are you a freak? Do you keep essays you’ve written saved to repost when related topics come up?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What are you a freak?
          No, I am a sane normal human being who just so happens to have to wait 60 seconds and solves Captchas to be able to post on a cartoon frog anime website where every poster is just one scroll away from a full on extreme close up of Nikocado Avocado's brown coinslot asshole at all times and still continues to browse and post on the same website, like any other normal sane human being would of course.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nB3hxXY.jpg

      This. A man should look like a man, not like a boy. Having a baby face is a damn curse, not a blessing. Everyone just sees you as a school boy, which is the entire problem of having a baby face which most fuckers don't get.
      Everyone thinks you're like 16 and treats you the same. Your boss, women, friends, everyone. No respect from anyone anywhere, and girls want nothing with you either. Younger girls find you weird while the older ones don't even acknowledge your existence. You basically end up being a literal manchild in the eyes of the vast majority.

      And that meme of "you'll magically become a handsome man in your 30s" is largely just a meme. When you have a babyface you don't turn into an attractive 20yo old looking turboChad model in your 30s/40s, you just slowly transition from a preteen looking boy into the "possibly pedo manchild" territory. And if the baby face is coupled with balding/receding hairline you're basically in for a death sentence

      Looking young and having a baby face are two different things.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 and have been guessed as 18 - 20 by 5 different strangers in the last three months.

    Downside is in a professional environment where youth is seen negatively.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry to tell you but your looks < 40 are genetics (outside of body fat % ofc) not your good/lifestyle

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age is not real. I am 24. I have to show ID everytime I buy alcohol. People think I am 18 or 17.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I' m 28 and most women my age look absolutely terrible. I like to date girls that are around 23, fresh out of uni. Not a fan when they are much younger. I think early to mid 20s is the sweet spot no matter your own age.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Live reasonably healthly in the current day
    >Get rated as 5-10 years younger
    It's just that the rest of society is sliding wayyy too much. So many people that are obese, have no muscle mass or abusing (recreational) drugs that it's taking its toll. Your average person being overweight is the biggest problem, food has been compromised the worst of all.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have an obsession with trying to look mature and "like a man" because I always felt I wasn't mentally there and also felt like people weren't treating me as an adult even way into my later twenties. So when I started balding I just embraced it, I never cared about my skin or looking healthy or preserving my young looks. Then when I got into my early 30s and was bald and everyone started guessing my age correctly it kind of sucked but I can't really go back now. Maybe with a hair transplant or hair piece and some skin care but I don't give that much of a shit either. I just think to myself I had all the time in the world to hop on finasteride and take more care of my body but I knowingly didn't and now I somewhat regret it.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some chick rates people with emojis and she didn’t send anything. This was the interaction; what does it mean

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re hot, winky face, she’d take your dick in various ways

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dating a Tinder Bike
    NGMI

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that is normal
    some guy I work with thought I was 18 when I was a 30 year old alcoholic, smoker, and worked outdoors for 8 years
    the average person does not start looking old when they are only 30

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still looking for a girl at 30
    your children are going to have crippling autism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what’s your excuse?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking for a girl at 34

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw 30 and everyone thinks I'm 19-20

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found Natural Hypertrophy on tinder

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ello Teenderr

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do all that
    >always got mistaken for someone 5 years younger as a high schooler which fucking sucks
    >oh but you'll appreciate it when you're older!
    >get older
    >balding
    Boy I sure do love looking like a steadily deteriorating 8th grader for my whole life. Won't even feel bad destroying this body with roids when I hit my mid 30's

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every single time I post this thread gets nuked

    I think that this is finished based on the last message, my friends say no. I wanted some other anon eyes over it to tell me.

    Met her at wedding, all over me and in the video, couldn't do anything because of 'reasons'. She's from another country and the logistical situation might be contributing to the short responses. However, If she wanted me to stop messaging her would she not delay her response by 24 hours to kill the convo? Anyway, I haven't replied to that, and I'm thinking of backing off for a few days and replying to a story or something.

    Pro's
    >Fast responses
    >Suggestive Emoji's

    Con's
    >Short length (which I've tried to match)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus get a life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you not get pussy? she’s long distance. give it up man. you need to have an abundance mindset

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its just a bit of a laugh. Not hopeful of anything happening. That said, I'm just looking for some second opinions

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