>35 years old. >Fat. >Balding. >Working minimum wage dead-end job. >Still living with parents

>35 years old
>Fat
>Balding
>Working minimum wage dead-end job
>Still living with parents
>Can't afford their own apartment let alone a house

Is there any hope for a person in this situation to ever attract a beautiful 23 year old woman?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is there any hope
    There is always hope. homeless people have more than you do.

    >to attract a beautiful woman
    By 35, women are only going to seem immature and naggy to you at this point. You literally aren't going to be able to cope with living with a woman. It's horrible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By 35, women are only going to seem immature and naggy to you at this point. You literally aren't going to be able to cope with living with a woman. It's horrible.
      You sound gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually sort of gay to be able to tolerate a woman and go along with her plans and all that shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you can't live with a woman you are probably low t or just a weak man.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The key word is 35. If you haven't been around women, all the cucky shit-testing they do will really grind your gears quite quickly. Most men get laid so much in their 20s that they don't even notice it, and I'm not sure if that's beta or alpha or what but it's intolerable in your 30s.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >all the cucky shit-testing they do
              Yeah, they don't do that shit unless you let them. I was having my fourth son with my wife at 35, still not tired of her. They are naturally submissive if you are naturally dominant. If you aren't dominant, then yes, they will constantly shit test you. If you'd ever had a beautiful female submit to you, you would know it's great.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Could be, I'm not worried about it though. I can't imagine sharing a bed with someone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >By 35, you won't even want a woman!
      Yippee. Now I can be contentedly single with 0 children.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Fat
    go to gym

    use Rogaine
    minimum wage dead-end job
    learn a trade
    living with parents
    based, continue that grift as long as you can while socking away money
    >>Can't afford their own apartment let alone a house
    keep saving because the real estate market is due for a correction/crash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you use rogaine you can never complain about women using cosmetics, clothing and surgeries to fraud their looks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based burger giving him the real shit, although learning a trade at 35? gonna be hard and maybe some better options available

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        such as?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rogaine
      or just cut your nuts off and save time. never ever use hair loss crap because it either doesn't work, or in most cases it is hormone based and will turn you into a eunuch.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you have to offer this 23-year-old woman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My personality and my good moral values

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *toiler flush*

        You're fricked, fatass. Men don't really "attract" women, anyway. You're mistaken how this shit works. Men offer things to women... money, fame, vacations around the world, whatever the frick. Every relationship with a woman is transactional. You have to PROVIDE something to the woman to get with her.

        If you're some moronic fat homosexual with no money, then why would she want to be with you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek why do you sound like a woman? A man provides and protects.
        >I'm a good guy I deserve pussy
        Lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My non-consensual sexual advances.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Still living with parents
    Lucky homosexual stop crying

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is hope if you become bald, buff, and then join the military

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can also purchase really cheap property and then put a shitty tiny house on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course, with the funds from joining the military and the fact that jobs are more likely to hire you

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have that image of some onions jack in his 40s, being buff and owning shit and saying "now to experience my social milestones I should've experienced in my youth" or something like that?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's me but i don't have a job

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to church and meet someone there. Your sexual options will be limited, but it is your only option.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just rape

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