>38 years old. >barely keep it up. >coom dribbles out like a piping bag for icing a cake

>38 years old
>barely keep it up
>coom dribbles out like a piping bag for icing a cake

Is it over for me?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whats the reviewbrah foid lookalike called?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how do we tell him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shes a prostitute for big singapore wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >big singapore wiener
        Bs. You asians got tiny rockets we all know that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope. Big singapore wiener is knee deep in prostitutes pussy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently her rates are quite reasonable

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off with your micro benis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope youre projecting. you have a micro benis. Asians got big yellow penises creampieing white pussy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, those are pretty few and far between

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ella freya

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >32yo
    >Hard as a rock at the mere sight of my woman
    >Can pump for hours
    >Can go three consecutive rounds before needing to take a break
    >Cum dribbles like a lazy snail
    >Once in a blue moon it shoots like a rocket

    I don't understand. The amount isn't anything special either.
    It's frustrating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zinc, my homie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/mpbCL3e.png

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For bigger loads:
      > cum holy grail (zinc, sunflower lecithin, celery seed extract)
      > edging for days before sex
      > increase fat in diet, tons of water
      For shooting harder
      > Kegel exercises

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zinc, my homie

      and kegels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 37
      Starting january this year, no morning wood, can only coooom after mangling my dick like a madman, obviously can't get hard.

      I have these same exact issues and I'm 24

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        28 and did anabolics and sarms, I did it to myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Over 40 here.

      Creatine Monohydrate: 3g min., 5g long-term is sane too (I recently switched to Creapure)
      1.6~1.8 g/bodyweight kg protein min
      No porn, ejaculate daily at least once
      Arginine Alpha Ketoglutarate (AAKG): 3g
      Leucine: 3g
      Zinc supplement
      Vit. D3+K2 Supplement by Yamamoto
      No more than 50min workouts (1~2 compound movements + 1~2 ancillary exercises) at least 5 days a week
      No alcohol
      No smoke
      No drugs
      *At least* 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep each day, ashwagandha and melatonin if I'm stressed in the evening
      Red maca and white/green tea in the morning
      Very limited amounts of coffee
      No slips ever, boxers only

      It all started when a chick 15 yrs younger wanted to seriously frick me. My sex drive wasn't on par with her. Now I'm in a relationship with a gal 12 yrs younger.
      I lost approx. 15 kg of fat and gained quite a bit of lean mass. Now I cum buckets and shoot like a pro. The taste is good too (my fiancee likes to kiss me after swallowing)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you guys get your vitamins and minerals? I heard the bioavalability really depends on the brand. Can I just buy from CVS?

        What brand are the other supplements?
        Also ewe dude, you kiss her?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Everything is either from Yamamoto, Solgar or MyProtein
          Maca and Ashwagandha are from Amazon sellers with the best reviews
          Yeah sometimes I have to kiss her on the lips, pretty gay-ish ik

          I'm 36 and have had weird up and down swings of sexual attraction for a while now. One thing I've noticed regardless though is that my dick doesn't just get hard unassisted anymore, someone needs to be touching it. I have vivid memories of just sitting in the shower as a teenager and seeing my dick rise straight up by itself so I wonder sometimes if that could happen again but eh. Best I can get now is it gets longer and thicker but there's not really any hardness.

          If you guys want a real weird secret trick though, get some D3/K2 vitamins suspended in oil. It's good to get D3 this way orally but also if you literally put it on your dick you'll go insane, it makes you want to frick like crazy. I have no idea why this is, I just discovered it once because I spilled some out of the bottle and got it on my hands and then took a piss (I keep my supplements in the bathroom.) Nowadays I rub it into my dick and balls on days I suspect I'll be asked to frick and it works a charm.

          In that case I suspect it's because of the oil. I'd suggest to wank with bephantenol/bepanthol/bepanthen (it's safe, it's used on babies and by tattoo-artists to coadjuvate skin recovery)(the name varies according to the manufacturer)
          It will help you recover the right sensitivity of your wiener (and heal bruises and whatnot) and it may improve a lot the elasticity of your uncut dick (we are not talking of paraphimosis cases anyway)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, homo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Creatine Monohydrate: 3g min.
        how's your hair lookin brav

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I still have all my hair. Creatine had zero impact on that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >No slips ever, boxers only
        huh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also to any anons having issues, get your prostate checked (regardless of age) and you should also fiddle with your prostate every now and then, it helps greatly.
          Mine is usually diddled by a horny cougar, they really like to milk young males :3

          nta, also sleep naked, never ever use pyjamas or other clothes. They restrict the body ever so slightly and cause minor issues over the years, for example interfering with lymph nodes. It all stacks up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Cum dribbles

      [...]
      and kegels

      >and kegels
      listen here for actual medical advice: the “pump” that is responsible for the cum shooting out is the prostate. if you have such issues, you have some prostate infection (prostatitis) can be bacterial or usually non bacterial. muscle rehabilitation with some pelvic floor physiotherapy might help (it's just some stretches). kegels are literally the fricking WORST THING YOU CAN DO about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I seriously doubt you're a doctor, but you seem to know your shit.. 28yo here, have unironically NEVER shot cum, load volume is fairly big though. Never had ED either, but do you think I should get my prostate checked out, even if I was always like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zinc, my homie

      [...]
      and kegels

      Of course not. Just refrain from cooming for a couple of weeks and your load will be big. Zinc does frick all. Kegels just prevent you from being incontinent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zinc does not do frick all, it works.
        This is coming from a zinckerton.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zinckerton
          No fricking clue what that means. I've tried all the various zinc supplements under the sun. I've done 15mg/day and 25mg/day, I've done zinc+quercetin, I've done zinc+copper to avoid deficiencies. I've done zinc picolinate, zinc citrate, zinc chelate. The effect is so minimal as to be unnoticeable.

          As with most vitamin and mineral supplements, there will only be a significant effect if you are deficient, but this is rare. Vitamin D deficiency can be a concern if you are a Black person or if it's winter. Certain mineral deficiencies like iron can be a concern if you do loads of sports like endurance running.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >to avoid deficiencies
            In general, as a rule of thumb: rather than going in blind, you are better off taking blood tests once a year to see if you actually have deficiencies that need to be addressed.

            Supplementing zinc as well as D3 along with K2 is likely beneficial, you don't have to live in the Arctic Circle to have sub-optimal levels of D3. It is sufficient to live a Westerner life.
            It won't be a dramatic change for sure, the context (healthy habits, good diet, sleep etc) matters the most.
            Zinc toxicity is far from being reached with a supplement of typically 20~25 mg per day (it would have to be at least more than 10 times higher for it to affect copper absorption) and weight-lifting (and physical exercise in general) leads to an increase loss of zinc.
            Same likewise for typical K2+D3 supplements

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >32yo
      >cum blasts out like a fricking howitzer every time
      >multiple thick ropes
      >only last 5 mins
      Grass is always greener on the other side, anons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/2DuNJoK.gif

        [...]

        Forget about cum, how do I keep an erection for more than 10 minutes?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          be horny

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/2DuNJoK.gif

        [...]

        I cum a lot and shoot it far, but it's usually very watery. Is celery what I need to improve?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >28yo
      For me, the distance / force is proportional to how aroused I am. I dribble basically any time I jerk off unless I’m particularly worked up, but I absolutely coat my wife’s back when I pull out.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Height and weight?
    How are your test levels?
    Do you have any heart conditions?
    Do you do cardio?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shes a prostitute for big yellow wieners

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Almost 37
    Starting january this year, no morning wood, can only coooom after mangling my dick like a madman, obviously can't get hard.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We’re the same age and I get morning wood 3ish times a week and can shoot a couple ropes up to my nipples if I’m really into it. Might want to make some adjustments.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    31 and dick is practically dead, morning woods are very rare. On the bright side, on a whole I'm physically stronger than ever before except a few lifts and my heart is also pumping very well thanks to doing bulgarian splits and some bicycle rides in moderation- resting rate is around 50 and can also dip lower. Zinc supplements no longer have the same noticeable effect as before.

    I hope it's somehow a blessing in disguise, at least I don't have to think about women so often.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>38 years old
    keep it up
    >>coom dribbles out like a piping bag for icing a cake
    for a second i was like; did i just make this thread? you are literally and factually me. age symptoms and all. i've been like this for 5 years, it never got better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn anons, do the kegels, kettlebells are good for this too.
      Also do yoga and and hollow body holds, you'll be blasting cum in no time.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not a dribble problem , but
    >32
    >rock hard even on 1mg of fin every 4 days
    >can easily nut a good amount of fluid
    >have low refractory period
    >can nut 4 times before my pc muscles hurt
    >problem
    >wake up the following day at like 2pm extremely lethargic
    Anyone has this problem? I don't know what it is but man it's just normal now that I wake up late as frick even if we frick early and fall asleep at like 12am.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      assuming you're having sex and not talking about jacking off 4 times rapidly back to back? you're burning a shitload of calories, your body de-prioritizes many processes in order to top off your semen and sperm supplies.

      "don't eat before sleep" is the wrongest wives tale nonsense ever, some wife who was sick of being creampied 14 times a day and kept perpetually pregnant year round came up with it to get a break from all the dicking.

      you need more calories before bed than any other time of the day, REM sleep's role in maintaining testosterone and sexual function is not to be taken lightly. if you're not waking up engorged and ready to destroy pussy each morning you're probably wasting your time thinking you're getting meaningful sleep when you arent. You should be in a state of read-to-pop half-chub most of your day as a sexually mature male.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to jerk off lying on my bed cumming on my stomach but since getting IST that's not an option anymore because it flies out like a jizz cannon, showering the sheets, my face, getting everywhere. It's way too much, probably due to edging. It never stops either, these days I'd like to have peace for more than two hours but all I can think of is nutting. Taking fitness seriously was the best decision of my life but Lord knows it turned me into a nympho bawd.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all this
    >only 27
    >started around 23, got really bad at 25
    I don't know what happened. My bad sleep schedule and then drinking alcohol didn't help, but I developed these problems even when I didn't do that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also 21 and younger I'd be able to shoot across the room. Wtf happened

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fix your sleep cycle and any nutrient deficiencies.
    Consume more water and uptake sodium and potassium intake to healthy levels for good water retention.
    Start doing exercises that strengthen the pelvic floor + male kegels.

    Give it a few months and your erections will be stronger and longer and you won't have issues with being a dribbler. Correcting natural imbalances in the body as well as strengthening the muscles associated with healthy sex organs is key to maintaining as you age.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped shooting ropes after a few cycles of Anavar at 37 y.o. I'm now 40, I have a hard time keeping a boner when I frick but I blame it jerking off twice daily.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She's pretty hot

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 and have had weird up and down swings of sexual attraction for a while now. One thing I've noticed regardless though is that my dick doesn't just get hard unassisted anymore, someone needs to be touching it. I have vivid memories of just sitting in the shower as a teenager and seeing my dick rise straight up by itself so I wonder sometimes if that could happen again but eh. Best I can get now is it gets longer and thicker but there's not really any hardness.

    If you guys want a real weird secret trick though, get some D3/K2 vitamins suspended in oil. It's good to get D3 this way orally but also if you literally put it on your dick you'll go insane, it makes you want to frick like crazy. I have no idea why this is, I just discovered it once because I spilled some out of the bottle and got it on my hands and then took a piss (I keep my supplements in the bathroom.) Nowadays I rub it into my dick and balls on days I suspect I'll be asked to frick and it works a charm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I was a teenager I basically had priapism. It became a kind of routine struggle every morning when being driven to school (~ages 12-15) that I would get a boner sitting down and I would have to concentrate very intently to get soft before exitting the vehicle. Sometimes I'd have to conceal it by holding my schoolbag in front of me instead of over my shoulder. This also quite frequently happened to me while sitting down in class.

      > if you literally put it on your dick you'll go insane
      citation needed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I had this issue when I was about 13 / 14 I would have to dig my nails into my hand or think of my family dog getting run over to try to kill the boner. The fricker would not go down and could cut steal. The sad part is I would never even get to use my dick for many many years after (thanks brain)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >citation needed
        i literally said in my post i just found out myself man ive got no citations. buy some random brand of K2/D3 oil and try yourself its legit. it also made my dick a little bigger. big if true.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So it needs to be a D3/K2 combo? I might try this brand.
          https://ch.iherb.com/pr/thorne-vitamin-d-k2-1-fl-oz-30-ml/23517

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally just start watching gay or trans porn; not even joking, i've experienced the same dribble cumshots but shoot high velocity, multiple ropes when my fap material piques my interest in a novel, exciting way

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >DHT doesn't even matter after puberty bro

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every one of you is suggesting fricking nutrient wienertails and gay porn instead of just doing a little cardio. Like just trying walking a few miles 2 or 3 nights a week

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't far right the model for RE4make Ashley?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much nofap does it take to cure PIED?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      took me 3 months + cardio. You definitely won't recover if you browse this board.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's cute

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >41
    >diamond cutting nighttime/morning erection every single night/morning
    >high libido but can't get or maintain a boner without constant physical stimulation, not even with a woman
    >haven't had one (1) spontaneous (not nighttime/morning) erection in like 15 years
    >dribbler as well
    Explain.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How dare you slander my Ella

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God I hope it ends soon. I'm so ready to stop cooming forever

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have become so misogynistic I can no longer cum during sex.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking for women
    jeez you guys really don't learn, do you?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coom dribbles out like a piping bag for icing a cake
    unironically, check your prostate

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My sex drive has been subpar recently and although I regularly get morning wood I often need to use my hand to get erect. My sleep has been bad though and I vape, I'm hoping sorting my sleep and cutting down on the nicotine will help things. Any anons with success stories of improving libido?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      carnivore, exercise and vitamin d

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do carnivore diet, try fasting
    Magnesium 300mg, zinc 50mg, Vitamin D3 and K2, 10000 IU and 1000mcg of mk4 respectively, taurine 6g, glycine 8g, citrulline 2g and arginine 2g

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A question to all you anons that used to shoot ropes across the room and later became dribblers: did you, by any chance, fall for the kegel meme at any point?

    Overdoing kegels can lead to hypertonic, tight pelvic floor muscles which can't generate enough shooting force because they're permanently semi-contracted to begin with.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats why anons should just focus on proper diet and fitness and lifting, yoga is excellent since it both strengthens and relaxes.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coom dribbles out
    Just exercise, lift weights and eat clean, remember eggs, bone marrow, innards and animal fats. Once you are more fit the cum will blast out as its supposed to and filled with strongs swimmers.
    Also helps with your ED and will make you incredibly horny.
    t. turned things around and at 36 i'm more horny than ever and milfs, cougars and teens are all over me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >innards

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muh men age like wine just hustle bro men peak in their 30s bro
    >actually hit 30
    >dick doesn’t work anymore, can barely cum
    >not only greying but straight up balding if not bald, remaining hair becoming brittle
    >energy basically gone, always tired
    >get sick or injured easily and frequently, once you do recovery takes far longer
    >body looks like absolute shit, flabby no matter what, most likely disgustingly fat and stretched out
    >pulling an all nighter that you would’ve walked off with a brief nap 10 years ago knocks you out for half a week now
    >skin wrinkly, dry, and starting to form warts, you look and feel old
    >have to seriously worry about health scares now
    >ability to retain new information and learn also basically gone, short term memory rapidly degrading
    >no free time or flexibility at all, even if you did you couldn’t use it
    >completely invisible to girls younger than you, while the only women left single at your age are hideous crazy fat hags (not that you are much better…)
    Reminder to all zoomers : the agepill is undeniable and unstoppable. Make it by 25 or else it will all be too little, too late. Don’t make the same mistakes that so many others have

    • 1 month ago
      Himbo Chad

      Being whiny is a feminine trait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      huh? change your lifestyle brother, or get diagnosed with whatever disease you have

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will say it again, zoomers and millenials will have the most shock when it comes to aging because of the meme filters and muh bullshit skincare and the fitness industry.

      The body will slow down, it's part of aging, and people can't seem to accept it, also with the copers that kept spewing bullshit about the male peak to line their pockets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be 31
      >not a single shit of what you said applies
      get rekt homosexual

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally just realized that while at 33 I can still get those "Shit that's slightly uncomfortable"-tier erections I have literally no idea how much I nut because I've been blowing all my loads in my wife for literally 10+ years.

    Tempted to beat off just to observe now, is that gay? Pretty sure that's gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have your wife do it?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine when reviewbrah troons out and then gets to do sloppy tongue make out with Ella while having the BBC in between their tongue that'll be so hot

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