5-9 bros is over...

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'9 and my brother is 6'1 and I'm nowhere near his armpit kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your brother is a small penis taller than you. Whenever I see somebody taller than me, I estimate their height and calculate our differences in penis size. I am 5'9" and if I see a man who is 6'5", I imagine an 8" penis on top of my head. It is pretty funny.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thought i was the only one doing this

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 5'9" and that is my barefoot measurement and I match my friends who are my height but claim to be 6'. I put 5'9" in my Tinder and the women I do date comment about me being taller than 5'9". Manlets and lanklets are both responsible for the height inflation plague. Just have some honesty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally cannot imagine having a 5 in my height. Unfortunately I have a small dick, so I can empathize with feeling inadequate from something I can't change.
      Would you rather be tall with a below average dick or short with and above average one?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your height is what it is. If you have finished puberty, you ain't gonna grow upwards. Being of average height and having a small penis is pretty brutal since your penis should look proportional to your frame. Now, my penis is naturally 7.2", and it looks pretty proportional on my 5'9" frame, but I would personally want it to be bigger because it does cause insecurities. I am strongly considering buying a passive penis stretcher for length and a bathmate for girth.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're actually insane risking damage stretching a 7 inch dick

          Your brother is a small penis taller than you. Whenever I see somebody taller than me, I estimate their height and calculate our differences in penis size. I am 5'9" and if I see a man who is 6'5", I imagine an 8" penis on top of my head. It is pretty funny.

          LOL fuck off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thought i was the only one doing this

          Height is not correlated with dick size you flaming microdick gays.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and OP dies today

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      roll

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got em! Good job.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's gone now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        counter - OP shall go unharmed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure let me roll for no dubs moron. OP say goodbye

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roll just to make sure

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