>5 hours of cardio can be undone in 5 seconds

>5 hours of cardio can be undone in 5 seconds

whats the point of life

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat to live, don't live to eat fatty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >deny yourselves the few pleasurable things in life despite already living in a fucked up mental state
      fuck you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're addicted brother and should train your brain to react positively to exertion or eating healthy foods tbh
        btw it's not really your fault your brain rewards you with good feelings for eating shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're right, I'm just seething because of how hard it is to stop being like this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            force yourself to be miserable for a while and your mind and body will adjust to it and eventually you will learn to love it

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck it, we ball

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that only undoes anything if youre trying to lose weight which you shouldnt have to
    if youre healthy it wont undo your fitness

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I uh I want to fuck that donut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does the original say?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Banana cream my bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          onion rings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a man

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just remember that garden gnomes want me to eat goyslop to keep me weak so they can enslave my family

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like the evolution of the chud guy. He is getting to gigachad levels of based.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yknow what me too, I like that one where it says someday you'll understand it just inspires me for some reason

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i ate my TDEE in the past 24 hours and now i want a donut how could this happen to me

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exercising more will motivate you to eat less goyslop.
    You don't have to have the perfect diet every day of the week.
    Have that donut, just don't have multiple donuts everyday of the week and always work harder than last time and you will make incredible gains.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >have that donut
      Go back fattie

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we went from fighting tooth and nail to get enough calories to survive
    >now we fight to get fewer calories to survive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what America.
      USA as a whole is a human civilization ending mistake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck off shitskin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >”I hate morons because they ruin America”
          >”NO NO NO AMERICA IS BASED EVEN WITH OUR moron WORSHIP SYSTEM STFU SHITSKIN”
          This why I don’t call myself an American but a Southerner, even the so called “racists” or “dissidents” slurp mutt cum to defend America as a concept. Kys Yankee garden gnome scum.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that in the 19th century all influential white men in USA didn't think much of shitskins and hated garden gnomes.
            I bet you go through a pound of lawry's per week

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when you've secured a food supply there's not much else to do but get fat or find something else better to do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what you’re saying is:

      >the Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

      Uncle Ted was right again

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its*

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat the donut. you wont, pussy

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eat it before the cardio and you'll burn more than if you don't

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smoke meth before the cardio and you'll burn more than if you don't

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so are we just efficient creatures or is our food just calorie dense?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're overthinking it, we just eat too much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calories have been going down in recent decades but obesity is still going up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what's more likely
          1. they put a calorie tracking device into every person
          2. people lie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sugar free alternatives aren’t that much better and people abuse them anyway
          >you’re now picturing the diabetic that consumes diet soda erryday

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Sugar free
            He's talking about calories tho anon...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what people consider normal is subjective in regards to this habit, but most goyslop companies and crop producers have teams of top scientists dedicated to making food addictive and crops high yeald, no matter the cost. Tv, also is linked to a decrease in introspection and independent thought. there wasn't much of a weight problem until the 80's with tobacco use lowering appetite and physical labor helping burn more calories, but it really started becoming a problem in the 90's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am going to go with, both.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think OP just has angst that his bf % is a persistent score that displays his net CICO to the world that started when he was a baby

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck do we burn 2000 calories for just existing but it takes 103784 hours to burn 3 calories

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because it's more fun to eat a cheesecake than to get off chair and put on pants to prepare for running a marathon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hes talking about TDEE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what that means but I would rather eat a sweet than run a marathon?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im

            how the fuck do we burn 2000 calories for just existing but it takes 103784 hours to burn 3 calories

            what i meant by that post was:
            how does the human body manage to burn 2000 doing absolutely nothing every day, but doing cardio (which is a much more strenuous task than existing) burns so little for what you are doing
            i mean, granted, if youre doing fuckall, the body burns less than 2000 calories but my question still stands

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Heating is really energy intensive. If you think of it, heating and cooling are also by far the most expensive processes in a household

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Heating and thinking. It's actually crazy we're both warm blooded and intelligent and good enough at both to secure food sources.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will still keep the endurance gains from cardio. Cardio is not just to burn calories you know. It has other benefits.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I value life in calories and not in terms of pleasure

    A nice run and a nice donut pair like wine and depressed aunts

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss donuts and danishes and buying a bunch of mcdonalds and burger king and finding a nice youtube channel to watch vids and stuff my face.
    good times.

    been dieting for a while, i have zero cravings but i know that i used to like those things. i will probably shit my heart out when i eat some goyslop nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel nauseous if I eat a donut or fast food now. Your body eventually readjusts itself to a healthy diet.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine not being able to burn off 400 kcal in < 20 mins

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it possible to learn this power?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You would have to be very tall and fat, and doing the kind of strenuous exercise fats cant do.
        I don't think anon was being serious

        t. Lean, 6'2, 73kg, burning:
        >80 an hour sitting on the couch
        >400 an hour pushing myself hard on weights
        >500 an hour walking quickly
        >800 an hour running

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          73kg? I'm the same height and even when I tried raw vegan for 6 months I didn't go below 85kg. I was skin and bones, how are you so light?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >30 years of life can be undone with one bullet

    Yeah, man, existence is fragile, more so if you have any standards for yourself. Just, ya know, have self control?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thought depresses me a lot famalam, there was an instance in my country where a dumb fucking woman was charged for somehow getting her foot stuck on the accelerator, proceeded to jumped the curb and smashed on the top of an incoming car on other side of the street, killing a 17 year old kid.
      She was apparently pardoned by the family but shit is messed up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's like people don't know you can put a car into neutral and shut it off or use the E-brake. The majority of people should use mass transit honestly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine if the futurists 50 years ago were right and these dumb fucks had flying vehicles with 360 degree acceleration. The thought amuses me greatly.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kys then you fat retard.
    Go back to /LULZ/, gay

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5 hours of cardio
    sitting down and scratching your ass crack for 5 hours isnt cardio

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are more benefits to cardio than just burning calories Chud

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio is for heart health. Fixing your diet is for weight loss. A donut is not big deal once you’ve figured it out.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I uh I want to fuck that donut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look! He's gay!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"What can I get you?"
      >I'll have the, uh...that one on the...uh...this one.
      >"This one?"
      >No no, on the right, the uh...the pr...the pink one.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s 30 minutes of cardio

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just eat less on the back end? donuts aren’t 2000+ calories

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how anyone can eat donuts. They taste disgusting.
    I have no idea how literal cake became a breakfast go-to, but it's truly heinous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >donut
      >breakfast go-to

      is this some american thing?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're thinking about it wrong. It's amazing that our bodies can convert such a small amount of food into energy that can last us so long. It's really amazing.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cardio is massively underrated for maintaining leanness year round and not feeling like shit or having a terrible hormone profile like natty bodybuilders who starve themselves like anorexic women. Disassociate your cardio from your calorie intake. Just think that you are someone who is into fitness therefore you do a certain amount of cardio each week. In the long run it adds up.

    3x500 cals per week = 78000 per year = 22lbs of bodyfat burned through per year

    500 burned per day = 182500 per year = 52lbs of bodyfat per year

    Bodybuilders think cardio is pointless because they use it as a short term tool. Just put it in the background and don't think about the numbers but in the back of your mind know its going to keep you significantly leaner in the long run, along with other benefits of cardio.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your numbers dont take into account of the fitter your cell the more efficient it gets at using energy you get more out of less energy not more burned so you need less the fitter you get as untrained cells need more energy to get the same result as trained cells.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut it, untrainedcel, this is just lazy loser cope.
        You are not going to get so efficient that cardio is not worth doing, and you are not going to get absolutely shagged out and somehow have burned less than before.

        If you're burning less, then your heart is working less hard, it feels more comfortable and you can go for longer. You're talking about such a ridiculously small percentage to justify not trying.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that doughnut is probably 250 calories which is only 30 minutes mid intensity cycling you retarded gay

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simply never eat donuts. What’s so hard? I think I have eaten a total of 3 donuts myself entire life and have no desire for more.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>5 hours of cardio can be undone in 5 seconds
    No it can't.

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