>5'8. >get told 5'9 is the average height for men. >regularly see women taller than me

>5'8
>get told 5'9 is the average height for men
>regularly see women taller than me
Why did they lie?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are so many 5 foot Hispanics dragging the average down
    If you're not in the brown belt then it is below average.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5'7

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just date a Latina goblina. Her mother will thank you for white grandchildren.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Create more manlets
        No...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats not how that works.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, but I tell people I'm 5'8 on anonymous images boards. It sucks because I'm so used to looking up at people I don't realize how short I actually am until someone points it out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The worst part for me is that I'm really 5'6. I only barely make it to 5'7 when I stand absolutely straight. It sucks to be mistaken for a highschooler.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5'11
    missed it all... by one... inch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tell everybody I'm 6' and nobody can tell the difference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        short people lowkey think you’re giant. Wonder if I got a midget gf she’d think I was 6’7” (I’m 5’11”)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'5 and I tell everyone I'm 6'2 to make manlets who round up sound insecure kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just put 6'0 on your profile retard. I did that for years. In real life it's indistinguishable so it doesn't matter.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're wearing heels, silly.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This going to be a bit off-topic but here we go:
    >be me
    >slip on the floor of the middle school bathroom cause I was running and fell on right side of hip
    >have excruciating pain for the next day or two
    >Check height at doctor check up
    >5'5" when standing on left leg
    >5'7" when standing on right leg
    >Have zero hip pain
    >tfw my hip accident actually made me taller

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw measured 6'1 with shoes off at the doctor
    >had them double check to verify it was the correct measurement
    holy shit anons I have been walking around telling people I was 5'10 for years lmao. feels good. WAGMI

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5’3
    What do I do? Should I rope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, despair is of the Devil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least le devil wasn't the one to curse with turbomanletism

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sigh, not everything we want would be helpful for us.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and believe me, I get it, it’s a painful lesson to learn fren

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well at least le devil wasn't the one to curse with turbomanletism

        sigh, not everything we want would be helpful for us.

        Gotta think about it, there are people that God created to have one limited shot at sentience within the material world, and he made them short. They didn't choose to be born, yet he placed them on this Earth and forced them to suffer as manlets for who knows what reason. No amount of prayer would grant you to become taller because 99% of the time (or probably 100% of the time) he doesn't actually grant you what you want, only grants you what he wants for you. It's like some sort of sick joke that he'll do this even to his own believers, and make sure many non-believers don't have to experience being short.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >5'5 but look very young
    >Finishing PhD but TAing a sophomore undergrad class, done with most of my research and just writing thesis most of the time
    >Care about my class and students so teach quite well, most students end up at my office hours
    >One giant maybe 5'11+ volleyball team chick constantly stays overtime and asks the most dumb questions
    >Oblige since I enjoy teaching
    >One day near the finals I'm in the bar playing pool with friends
    >Hear giggling behind me and a vape cloud pass by behind me
    >Volleyball chick is there with her friends, she's dolled up
    >"Omg you TA that class right!"
    >I just laugh and say "ya I do shouldn't y'all be studying"
    >She laughs and tells me she'll study later and we small talk a bit
    >She offers me her vape
    >"Nah I dont do nicotine"
    >She leans down really close to my face and says "aww" and blows a cloud on me
    >She offers a dance
    >I have an raging erection and don't know what to do
    >"GTG I LEFT MY OVEN ON LOL"
    >Leave the premises

    To this day I still jerk off to this interaction even though I now have a gf and she was probably trying to score brownie points on her exam. God.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1/10 women are above 5'8 that's not that uncommon. 10% of women you see walking down the street will be taller than you, it's more than you would think.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'5 and just saw two manlets fighting at the club last night. Man you guy just be really sexually frustrated; it's always manlets starting drama I notice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always being made fun of for merely existing does something to people I guess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        move to Asia or South America then. Your genetics have been priced out of the west thanks to hypergamy. Go where the women are 4'10

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No thanks, my height has been a non-issue in my dating/sex life and continues to be that way. My original comment albeit true had nothing to do with what you imply kek

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Demoralizing garden gnome thread. Disregard.

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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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