>5'9

>5'9
who else /justright/ here? it feels good to have everything made for me, no increased risk of early death, don't stand out in crowds like some circus freak, not a fetish for weirdos, not a stocky dwarf or a spooky skelly lanklet - damn, it feels good, bros.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'9" and flying is a miserable experience due to how cramped it is. i have no idea how tall people do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they suffer šŸ™‚

      I know you're all fricking joking but I legit dont mind being an average heighted mfer, some people are taller, some are shorter but height has never been an issue for me in dating, like ever, helps to have a good face as well. Honestly I dont know how taller and larger people fricking afford food as I eat so fricking much as is, If I was a 6'4 dude I'd wither away

      not joking at all

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'3 and I would rape you if I ever saw you in person. I mean literally rape you, I will slam your ass. Hard. You can try to run, but your little legs won't get you far. I am going to use you and abuse you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Steve when he raped that creeper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you have smol pp, so i just squeeze my butt and you won't go in

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    iktf brah

    Feels good never having any health issues, strong bone and joint structure for life, easily putting on mass, agile and mobile as frick in every situation, everything always fits just right. Literally the entire world is built around us average height chads.
    You can become pro at 99% of sports more easily than a lanklet or a turbomanlet, literally the only thing your left out of is basketball and volleyball everything else you have a natural talent for. It's the perfect height for us sigma chads that don't want to stand out in any way and live a low key life. feelsgoodman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one thing your a pro at other than being my little bawd.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know you're all fricking joking but I legit dont mind being an average heighted mfer, some people are taller, some are shorter but height has never been an issue for me in dating, like ever, helps to have a good face as well. Honestly I dont know how taller and larger people fricking afford food as I eat so fricking much as is, If I was a 6'4 dude I'd wither away

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the tall guys I know are skellies that only eat like one McChicken a day.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a bunch of cope to me. The only fair point you have is the less early death thing, but even that is heavily far stretched and not all that much of a concern really.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Given the knowledge I have of training and dieting if I was that height I would be a giga slayer with a bull neck and forearms like thighs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This guy thinks he's small because he's big lmao.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just an inch higher than you mate. But we are not so different after all.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/PZcAkoP.png

      >5'10
      It's over for me isn't it? I'll never be the 5'9 /justright/ gigachad

      /justright/ is just being a normal height. You made it. We're literally the main player characters, amd the manlets and lanklets are like the unnamed monster npcs in our path.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manlets the thread

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10
    It's over for me isn't it? I'll never be the 5'9 /justright/ gigachad

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same anon
    i literally only have to workoutpump glamour muscles

    i have a few minor defects
    but i can do the swipe apps and people message me

    >guitarist
    >bassist
    >engineer
    >label owner
    etc

    i still hate most normies though

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah bro, 6ā€™0ā€ is /justright/. Not tall enough to be a freak but can say Iā€™m 6ā€™.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if it's an average height in a white country, then it's /justright/

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5'5 is the best height
    >taller than most women
    >can get jacked easily
    very comfy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It isn't. /justright/ cannot be a height where it's the female average in a white country, so everything up to and including 5'7 is manlet, as the average female height in netherlands and scandinavia is 5'6-5'7.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        please get some help

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          get some help for your height

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >get some help for your height

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post body

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've created a model for /justright/

    must be taller than the tallest average female + 1" buffer.

    must not be taller than the tallest average male + 1" buffer.

    therefore, 5'9-6'1 is /justright/ or 175-185cm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks man. This is incredibly useful. Now I just need to know how to change my height.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        silence, NPC, before I loot you for a mutton chop, 2 copper pieces, and a flimsy cloth tunic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I find it interesting that this maps out exactly the average male white heights. Cool.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 5'11" king of manlets in the morning and have been slowly realizing that I'm actually a bit tall and the height demoralization has really fricked me up.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >who else /justright/ here? it feels good to have everything made for me
    they're not made for you, they're made so the average WOMAN is comfortable since they b***h 10x more than men. Because you're the height of an average zoomer female it just feels like it was made for you bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >WOMAN
      i only date little girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i only date little girls
        oh I didn't know you were trans I assumed cis. My bad.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kind of sucks being tall when you grown up with self esteem issues. not attracting attention is hard to do when youre above 6 ft. people cant help but look at you scornfully when truthfully ive never asked to be tall, so why leer at me? i dont want people looking at me at all. frick being tall

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how tall are you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        above 6 feet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          fine, go be a fricking mystery, see if i care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 6'3 with no self esteem, but I haven't experienced this. Maybe there's another cause?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 6'3 and I would rape you if I ever saw you in person. I mean literally rape you, I will slam your ass. Hard. You can try to run, but your little legs won't get you far. I am going to use you and abuse you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're center of gravity is so high I would literally just trip you you lanky fricking pole. Why don't you be useful and get something off a high shelf? I'll replace you later with a stepping stool.

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