>5pm, just got in the gym. >all the dyels and cardio bunnies quickly pack up and leave

>5pm, just got in the gym
>all the dyels and cardio bunnies quickly pack up and leave
>cute gym receptionist clocks out
>manager hurriedly restocks all the cleaning bottles and rags
>I'm looking left and right
>seems like something is about to happen
>front doors open violently
>notice a horrible smell floods the room
>can barely breathe
>smell is so rank it burns my eyes
>turn around to see who it is
>frick....there goes my workout

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STFU VICTIM WEIGHT I MOG YOU SO HARD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only way you mog is if we were having "who could get less pussy challenge" you fat stinking oinker

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not my fault I'm fat it's my genetics. It runs in my family.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're probably a troll or just joking around, but it blows my mind that people earnestly believe this. If your genes made you fat, all your ancestors would be fat. Where were all these fat ancestors in the 50's and 60's?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one runs in your family

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile I can OHP Lizzo for 3 reps (315)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >standing bench press

      I'm not my fault I'm fat it's my genetics. It runs in my family.

      >It's not my fault that "I" cannot eat less
      Ok fatty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't get it it's really tough being obese. It's not my fault. I eat the same as skinny people but my body is just huge.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop being fat and stinky

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original version was not full of malicious intent

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't it, though?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's just poking fun at the fact that they all look the same

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, wasn't it, though?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            avin a giggle ≠ malice

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wrong. having a giggle = malice. always.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              wrong. having a giggle = malice. always.

              Aristotle said laughter is induced by the feeling of superiority.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it malice when you're factually superior to them? Or is it just bullying

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you weren't ass mad over fat untrained randos routinely walking into the gym and mogging your lifts, you wouldn't routinely make these threads where these fatsos in your cope head canon are powerlifters
                try to actually lift and this horror will end

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noo don't be upset at the guys who do 1 set per hour
                >don't be upset at the guys who stink up the place
                >don't be upset at the guys being obnoxiously loud and sounding like pigs in heat
                Nobody cares about your lifts when you're 25% bodyfat. You're fat as frick. Smell like shit. And my lifts have higher bodyweight ratios

                I have a x3 bw deadlift. You can barely do x2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say I improved it and made it more accurate

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's their band name IST?

    The Eatles
    My Chemical Bloodstream
    Weighing Stones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fat sabbath

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