>6'3". >53 years old. >natty. >vegan. >bigger than anyone on?

>6'3"
>53 years old
>natty
>vegan
>bigger than anyone on IST

What's your excuse?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >natty
    Anon I like the Misfits too but come on

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no way he worked out for decades and has tons of money and you're telling me he has a good physique?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tons of money
      they probably make a lot in merch sales but the Misfits aren't exactly Aerosmith. Doyle's house is probably a lot more humble than whatever you're picturing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      doyle constancy complains about having to do meet and greets because everyone pirates his shitty solo stuff
      he's not wealthy at all

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doyle has been big for a long time but theres no way he isn't doing TRT at the bare minimum

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    POINT ME TO THE SKY ABOVE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I CANT GET THEY'RE ON MY OWN !!!
      😀

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WALK ME TO THE GRAAAVEYARD

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/n5Dw12I.jpg

      I CANT GET THEY'RE ON MY OWN !!!
      😀

      WELL, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY AND IT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO MEEEE AS LONG AS SHE SPREAD

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            SWEET LOVELY DEATH I AM WAITING FOR YOUR

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that gut
    >natty

    anon I'm not blind

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is wrong with his gut

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >natty
    Doubtful

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vegan
    He built his physique eating chicken and rice. Maintaining what he has on a vegan diet is easy when you consider he owns a vegan protein company so can stuff his face with as much of that shit as he wants.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oy vey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have to come to IST for a Misfits thread

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day, Moxyte, nobody likes you.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever heard of the concept of lying?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And he still will go down as a 5'4" singers background guitarist

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes chad ngl but not natty, thats also my excuse since i dont wanna risk my health longterm for better gains for a short period

      keep seething about small people while he taps alissa lul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The metalhead pussy must be impeccable for her to be able to convince him to go vegan.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The metalhead pussy must be impeccable for her to be able to convince him to go vegan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And he still will go down as a 5'4" singers background guitarist
      Not even that. They had some other guy from Glenns band playing for the reunion shows. Doyle was just there to look the part.

      How fricking cucked do you have to be to go onstage for a reunion show (that you have begged for for 2 decades) and let someone else stand at the back of the stage, playing your parts because Danzig thinks your guitars sound like shit.

  12. 11 months ago
    SwedishBrorsan

    > vegan
    > posting picst like a year in between the time that his gf cucked him into veganism
    > doesnt post the post veganism deteroration
    hes lost all his fricking gains because of some stupid b***h vegan gf

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Candace Kucsulain to choke me out in a headlock

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Candace Kucsulain
      thats a man, possibly carrot top

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Candace Kucsulain
        >tattooed rock n roller varbie milf (almost a gilf)
        just what I need a new fetish :/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the one from Walls of Jericho?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That picture is like 10 years old. He's in his early 40s there.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >natty
    >looking like that at 53
    Do you honestly believe that? Dude is oni TRT at the very least

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't just roiding, he has the classic hgh turtle shell abs look. Dude is blasting a lot of drugs. Vegans can gain muscle but it requires getting most of their protein from powders since whole food plant proteins are woeful in terms of both bioavailability and amino profile. It's fair to say someone who is already a chemical lab probably doesn't have qualms about taking a load of food supplements too.

    The lesson to be learned is to reject transhumanism and embrace god and the real foods he gave us to thrive on.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your excuse homosexual?
    Let's see your awesome huge natty vegan body, loser

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy had the easies life. he didnt write any of the songs that made the misfits famous. manlet danzig wrote the entire catalog of any meaningful songs. the guitar parts are easy af

    he just put on makeup and looks big and scary for his songs - then just plays. he basically in a tribute band for most of his life.

    of course i dont blame him, but lets be real

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doyle's a great performer and obviously dedicated to his craft, which includes his impressive fitness, but yeah he's also 100% full of shit in terms of artistry. Everything that made the Misfits great was pure 'Zig. Post-Danzig Era was pure corny joke music. He didn't even want to DO this shit. Remember that he tried to make that Christian metal band instead, which didn't work out, and spent most of his career being genuinely uncomfortable with the themes of the Danzig-era songs. All the rape, murder, torture, he can't stand it. Remember his cringe interviews about "we're a family band", "Glenn needs to pray and repent" since he found God. But he kept on performing with his stolen Misfits branding, playing music he didn't believe in for years, just because he couldn't walk away from the money.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats nice history thanks. i grew up evangelical, so im sure he really was internally conflicted. too bad he didnt just throw off that shit and enjoy the opportunity he had fully.

        i wish i had known misfits in my early years. didnt hear them till later , and for all that being made in early 80s, really incredible

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i wish i had known misfits in my early years
          Same, friend. I guess the upside is that Jerry, Doyle, and Danzig did eventually reunite (as in, within the last couple years) and they're playing shows together now with the OG lineup. I've even got tickets to see them in Jersey this July. The fact that they got back together is pretty shocking because their split involved a seriously brutal lawsuit, and Danzig is a notoriously prickly personality so it's a shock he could work with the others at all. Maybe he ran out of money after self-funding his two movies, which did really bad.

          Fricked up the quotes cuz I'm moronic

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i wish i had known misfits in my early years
        Same, friend. I guess the upside is that Jerry, Doyle, and Danzig did eventually reunite (as in, within the last couple years) and they're playing shows together now with the OG lineup. I've even got tickets to see them in Jersey this July. The fact that they got back together is pretty shocking because their split involved a seriously brutal lawsuit, and Danzig is a notoriously prickly personality so it's a shock he could work with the others at all. Maybe he ran out of money after self-funding his two movies, which did really bad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Glenn is the goat for me. The only thing that kept him to become immortal was not dying at his peak. But even with Danzig II era, he still had it. Helll, ivee seen him with the Misfits reunion, although hes an old fat man, the magic aura he soothes is undeniable. He still has his signature moves and they are not tacky at all, they are magical. He still hs the voic, although i started to prefer early early Misfits voice now, his teenager voice.

        People forget what this guy (with the band) achieved. He not only created a genre, he made one of the msot timeless punk bands ever with a theme attached to it that to this day is pure counter culture. And no other horror punk band eevr could beat them. imagine being so on the mark with your music you raise the bar to a level NONE could evr best. NONE! No other punk band is that timeless. None.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why don't you just blow his nuts and marry him at this point

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off Michael

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mogs the whole misfits legacy, catalog, and relevancy

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A-ride Jackie-O
    Jonathan F. Kennedy will rise and be shot down
    Dirt's gonna be your desert
    My cum will be your life source
    And the only way to get it
    Is to suck
    Or frick

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah this one dude totally cracked the code , turns out it was Kale

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays a guitar made of graphite

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 58

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not being 6'3"

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