>5'4" 9" inch dick >get absolutely jacked bc of short stature >go chimp mode >learn parkour >run around on all fours swinging on street lights and shit >use 9" dick to do porn so I don't have to get a real job >use porn exposure to become a fitness influencer >start selling shit online >become multi-millionaire
Anyone who doesn't choose this is retarded
Honestly, if you got over being short being unattractive to girls, it does seem really fun. When I was a kid, I always thought being much smaller than average would be fun. Super easy to do calisthenics and gymnastics, climbing, skateboarding, surfing, or other stuff like that where being small is an advantage. Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous. Women wouldn't go near you but it would be interesting.
>Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous
thx bot, i'm 5'8 exactly and most whamen are shorter, there are no men that do not notice my presence because i'm a ball of muscle, and notice means they keep close tabs, that is if they want to get out of the interaction alive (that's what's banging in their heads)
5'8 is shorter than average, barely though, and that's why u chose this particular height to ridicule bot
No need to seethe my friend, we all have to live with what we have. I hear penis pumps produce good results if you want to gain width and a little length.
Probably 5’4” with the niner since I’m already the perfect male height (6’2”) and have a normal white man’s penis (6.5x5).
Being two inches taller or four inches shorter with decreases in dick length doesn’t do anything for me.
Being shorter means I can do van life more easily and I can indulge in an amazoness fetish which would work because I’d have a huge dick to pipe these bigger women with.
It’d be quite the experience.
>tfw 5'9 with a 7 inch dick
Imokaywiththis
Would definitely be tempted to trade half a foot for an extra 2 inches of dick but I know it wouldn't even be usable at that point. It'd just be for self pleasure.
I'm 6'1'' and have a 8.5'' dick, and am fit and attractive. But I'm also socially retarded and never had a gf. Lots of girls mirin but I'm too broken to go up to them
fwiw my dick isn't straight, it curves to the left a little. Btw, this is meaningless for you, but I know your statement to be incorrect because I know my stats and I know I dont get women (although, again: lots of girls I've met are obviously willing, I'm just not capable of that)
1) make a tinder account
2) list height
3) make your first/main pic a photo of you in the bathroom shirtless with pump, and with a full erection wearing grey sweatpants with visible bulge showing off your 8.5 inch dick
You will slay endless pussy. There's been tinder experiments done using bugle pics and they mog if your 7+ inches.
I've actually considered doing this, because I definitely could pull it off. But, if anyone I knew saw it then I'd be turbo-fucked
3) make your first/main pic a photo of you in the bathroom shirtless with pump, and with a full erection wearing grey sweatpants with visible bulge showing off your 8.5 inch dick
You will slay endless pussy. There's been tinder experiments done using bugle pics and they mog if your 7+ inches.
height discussions on IST: >haha bro if you're under 6' you'll never be attractive to girls just have a nice day HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME haha >"I'm a 5'11 manlet and I agree, we should be genocided, we're subhuman dysgenic incels!"
dick size discussions on IST: >haha bro my dick is only 5.5" and I'm f-fine I swear, only whores like big dicks, it's all about the motion of the ocean... >"yeah man my dick is big but it doesn't matter haha girls can't even fit it (lie to make the dicklet feel better)! that's average, that's totally enough!"
Why should I feel bad and get ABUSED CONSTANTLY for being 5'10, but you dicklets get to cope about your tiny ass dicks on here and have people join in giving you sad copes? Oh so it's fine to shit on me for being below 6' but we have to respect and comfort the baby dicks on here? Because making fun of a man's dick is just going too far but mocking someone for being short is fine right? Fuck you.
By the time your in the bedroom no girl will reject you for being a 5 inch dicklet since they are already attracted. There are guys that get insta rejected for not being tall though.
im 6ft and 8inches
while im not too happy about my height and id like my dick to be a bit bigger id say im relatively happy (its mostly cope imo 6’2 is where i wish i was at with a 10inch cock literally superhuman status)
im 6’2 in any shoes regardless but it doesnt feel like enough
and i still heightmog mostly everyone i meet but i dont have that gigantic feeling i did when i outgrew everyone as a kid
Nice try genie, I've earned this wish fair and square and I refuse to take your trick offers. I sacrifice all my dick to be 50 meters tall and to obliterate my enemies in nuclear fire.
I'm sorry, man, everywhere's like that now. I don't understand why imgur couldn't just be an image hosting service. They just had to turn it into a """platform""".
moron i already have one of these and i wouldn't change it kek
>tfw 6'4 and 8 inch dick
Get absolutely ass blasted retard.
I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick
It's amazing to me that IST is so retarded that they cannot understand this is presenting you with a fictitious scenario of trade-offs where you have to trade between three potential realities and how they might compare and contrast from each other. It's like those memes of the black people that can't understand empathetic situations outside of things that have literally happened.
I am 6'4 with a 5.5in and I wouldn't trade it
height trumps. Of the 30 or so women I've been with only like one or two were totally dissatisfied with my size and went on to date black dudes. Big dick is overrated, you run into more women that can't handle it than can, bjs never feel good etc. Being able to fuck as hard and deep as I want and get mind blowing bjs from girls that know what they're doing is fucking awesome.
Realistically as long as your dick is 6+ you shouldn't have any problems in bed, assuming you dont have ed or nothin so 5'10, 6" aint even bad reallt but with the 9" ts dont even matter cuz a woman will never come to you if you 5'4 and then having a 4" dick sounds like a nightmare so realistically 5'10 the best option you can literally just lie and say you're 6' and no one would be able to tell the difference
to all the dudes insecure about their dicks, recently somebody around here on IST posted a link to a subreddit about making their dick bigger. I can't say for sure whether it works or not because I've only been researching but you can apparently gain like an inch a year with dedication, with a "noob gains" period of around half an inch or more in 3 months.
The whole thing kind of presents itself as one of those ads you'd see on the sidebar on pornhub but I've always been insecure about my 4.5" so I'm gonna keep an eye on it at the very least and try some of the stretches without the weights and clamps and shit I'd have to spend money on.
Also >reddit
is also off-putting considering it's filled to the brim with actual retards. If they're telling the truth and not editing photos then it could be worth a shot but that's up to you as an anon to judge for yourself. The way I see it, it could be one of those "put enough monkeys in a room and they'll write Shakespeare" situations. At the very least, basic stretching routines is a whole lot better than surgery or whatever other dumb shit they've come up with in the last 10 years. The other thing that bothers me about it is how a lot of the comments are deleted or come from people whose accounts are deleted, adding a big layer of skepticism, but it also could just be reddit mods infamously flexing what insignificant power they have in their worthless lives.
It's called gettingbigger if anybody else wants to check it out.
Alternatively, there is a bit of research I did on my own. I found this study, saying that 50,000iu of vitamin D3 and 100mcg of K2 are "proven" to help increase dick size over the course of 6 months to a year. The sample size of men was small, but everybody saw some kind of results. Both cheap vitamins and easy to add into your daily routine.
Link for study:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3
it does sound crazy but I've been doing it for a handful of months on and off. The K2 is important to offset the D3 sickness which can easily happen with such high dosage. I haven't been nearly consistent enough to see actual results but that's user error as I'm just very scatterbrained but I plan to get one of those medicine holders and just pre-prep them for the week to help me not forget.
50k IU vit d is incredibly risky
looking at the study, the researcher is the head of International institute of Holistic Medicine. i don't trust him much, as exciting as gaining over an inch from vitamin D might be
No thank you OP I will pass I am more than happy with what I actually have >6’1.75” 6.5” but 7” on a good day or with cialis
Feels good. The only woman who ever had an issue with my dick was a complete whore whose entire mission fucking/dating me was to hurt me and make me insecure I found out after the fact.
I'm 5'10 with a 4" dick so I wouldn't have anything to lose by upgrading to 6'4. But y'know what? Being that tall kinda seems like it would be a pain in the ass. You'd have to eat so much food just to not be a lanket, and I imagine it would be uncomfortable getting into cars and stuff like that. I would definitely upgrade to 6'0 or 6'1 but after that the returns start to diminish.
5'10 + 6" dick.
I was tempted to take 5'4 because it would make my gf even taller than me which I'd love, but 9" is too big. I want to feel my entire dick wrapped in vagina, not half of it.
moron i already have one of these and i wouldn't change it kek
you apes are really too retarded just to pick one huh
I'm aryan
Ass blasted nerds mad I won't play their game
Ok neckbeard enjoy your larp
Tfw you know who I am but you'll never know who I am.
Seeth manlet
5'4" with 4" detected
>tfw 6'4 and 8 inch dick
Get absolutely ass blasted retard.
Unlikeable gays have to try and be special
Based
Absolutely malding.
Hehe epic troll! There were three options and you picked number 4!!! Take my gold sir
Sneed, go make some real friends.
Omg you did it again! You rascal trolling left and right and with a pepe frog!!!
You smell like reddit.
Ok, this is epic
I can feel that seethe from here.
upvoted
>moron
>tfw 6'5 and 8.5 inch dick
get mogged you beta fuck lol
>tfw 6'6 and 9in penor
Get mogged betas
Fuark, mirin anon
>tfw 6'8" and 10" hog
You're all inferior.
>10" hog
doubt
post pics
tell me there is something equally unfair about you physically or mentally
he posts here
Last one. I would be a porn star.
I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick
this
Yes the average of something is usually somewhat common... but which would you "pick"
This, but I'm 6' and my dick is technically longer than 6" but I don't believe in bone pressed measurements.
No one cares, especially not women
5'10 with almost 7 inches that i never "used"
And i'd take 6'4 anytime of the day
Youve never taken a piss?
Same and I'd take 6'4 with a 4 inch dick any day if the week over my current stats. Height just mogs too hard irl.
>5'4" 9" inch dick
>get absolutely jacked bc of short stature
>go chimp mode
>learn parkour
>run around on all fours swinging on street lights and shit
>use 9" dick to do porn so I don't have to get a real job
>use porn exposure to become a fitness influencer
>start selling shit online
>become multi-millionaire
Anyone who doesn't choose this is retarded
The only ones choosing that are already manlets.
Money is really all you people care about?
That and cooming on thousands of qts' faces
You don't?
this anon gets it, everything you could pick is average except for the 9 incher
Honestly, if you got over being short being unattractive to girls, it does seem really fun. When I was a kid, I always thought being much smaller than average would be fun. Super easy to do calisthenics and gymnastics, climbing, skateboarding, surfing, or other stuff like that where being small is an advantage. Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous. Women wouldn't go near you but it would be interesting.
>Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous
thx bot, i'm 5'8 exactly and most whamen are shorter, there are no men that do not notice my presence because i'm a ball of muscle, and notice means they keep close tabs, that is if they want to get out of the interaction alive (that's what's banging in their heads)
5'8 is shorter than average, barely though, and that's why u chose this particular height to ridicule bot
based as fuck. i would demand all scenes be filmed innawoods
How can she still look feminine while being that jacked?
She doesn't
Higher bf makes her look softer
what's the thickness
6'1 with 7'' dick
I am good
Threads not called dear diary, no one cares
No need to seethe my friend, we all have to live with what we have. I hear penis pumps produce good results if you want to gain width and a little length.
same but not bonepressed length
>5'10" + 6" dick
That's me already
9" dick has a guaranteed dating pool of women and trannies
im 5 11 with 7 inch dick
w h o
i'm 5'10 and 7.5x6
5'10" + 6"
3 inches to hight and 2 inches to dick. Yes please
You're on an anonymous image board. No one knows who you are, will know who you are. You lie anyways, why?
It's not about making yourself feel better it's about making others feel worse
I'm already 6'3 with 7 inch dick. No thanks, I'm good.
last one obviously. 9" is truly exceptional and say you are the nlike 5"-6 flaccid it will look bonkers walking around like that.
Probably 5’4” with the niner since I’m already the perfect male height (6’2”) and have a normal white man’s penis (6.5x5).
Being two inches taller or four inches shorter with decreases in dick length doesn’t do anything for me.
Being shorter means I can do van life more easily and I can indulge in an amazoness fetish which would work because I’d have a huge dick to pipe these bigger women with.
It’d be quite the experience.
>tfw 5’9 and 5.5” dick
It’s ok I guess
>anon pick one and let's have a fun thread
>but my dick is 15 inches and I'm 7'6
>>5'10" + 6" dick
I'm 5'11" and have a 7 inch dick already
>tfw 5'9 with a 7 inch dick
Imokaywiththis
Would definitely be tempted to trade half a foot for an extra 2 inches of dick but I know it wouldn't even be usable at that point. It'd just be for self pleasure.
No thanks, I'll just keep being 6'4" with a 6 1/4" dick.
i'm 6'4" with 7" dick
I'm 6'1'' and have a 8.5'' dick, and am fit and attractive. But I'm also socially retarded and never had a gf. Lots of girls mirin but I'm too broken to go up to them
Youre not broken youre just not 6'1" with an 8.5 dick, men with those stats get women even the broken one, infact the broken ones get even more
You just have a distorted view of yourself, the proof is in that youre a loser
fwiw my dick isn't straight, it curves to the left a little. Btw, this is meaningless for you, but I know your statement to be incorrect because I know my stats and I know I dont get women (although, again: lots of girls I've met are obviously willing, I'm just not capable of that)
I've actually considered doing this, because I definitely could pull it off. But, if anyone I knew saw it then I'd be turbo-fucked
>if anyone I knew saw it then I'd be turbo-fucked
Why? Just explain this is what works on Tinder. Unless you're a public figure in church or something
1) make a tinder account
2) list height
3) make your first/main pic a photo of you in the bathroom shirtless with pump, and with a full erection wearing grey sweatpants with visible bulge showing off your 8.5 inch dick
You will slay endless pussy. There's been tinder experiments done using bugle pics and they mog if your 7+ inches.
At 6'4" I would be 500-600 pounds and an exclusive bottom so 4" would be find. I could get off by fucking my own fupa.
There werent rules defined about your current weight scaling up kek, genuine question are you on the spectrum?
No one likes you
1) This would be significantly more than a scale-up, I'm skinnybuiltfat.
2) Probably.
w-why would you be so heavy if you were taller then?
Because I want to be enormous.
height discussions on IST:
>haha bro if you're under 6' you'll never be attractive to girls just have a nice day HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME haha
>"I'm a 5'11 manlet and I agree, we should be genocided, we're subhuman dysgenic incels!"
dick size discussions on IST:
>haha bro my dick is only 5.5" and I'm f-fine I swear, only whores like big dicks, it's all about the motion of the ocean...
>"yeah man my dick is big but it doesn't matter haha girls can't even fit it (lie to make the dicklet feel better)! that's average, that's totally enough!"
Why should I feel bad and get ABUSED CONSTANTLY for being 5'10, but you dicklets get to cope about your tiny ass dicks on here and have people join in giving you sad copes? Oh so it's fine to shit on me for being below 6' but we have to respect and comfort the baby dicks on here? Because making fun of a man's dick is just going too far but mocking someone for being short is fine right? Fuck you.
Equating your manliness with being tall or having a big dick is stupid.
Only low IQ people care about either.
Height > dick
By the time your in the bedroom no girl will reject you for being a 5 inch dicklet since they are already attracted. There are guys that get insta rejected for not being tall though.
>5'11 with a 7.5"
I'm good
>I only shrink 2 inches
>I get a whopping 3 extra inches
Simple maths, bros.
>6'4" + 4" dick
comical in a bad way
>5'10" + 6" dick
basic
>5'4" + 9" dick
comical in a good way
5'10" & 6inch weewee
im already this
Are southern europeans actually resisting? If they are, based
>5'4" + 9" dick
THAT'S MY FETISH
I'm 5"11" + 6" dick so I'm chilling
Easy
>9" + 5'4" dick
>5'10" + 6" dick
>tfw I'm 5'11" + 7"
Nice.
I'm already 6'5 with 8 inches
6'4" and 4" is the only logical choice, what's the point of a bigger dick if you'll never get to use it anyway?
im 6ft and 8inches
while im not too happy about my height and id like my dick to be a bit bigger id say im relatively happy (its mostly cope imo 6’2 is where i wish i was at with a 10inch cock literally superhuman status)
just wear 2 inch lifts
im 6’2 in any shoes regardless but it doesnt feel like enough
and i still heightmog mostly everyone i meet but i dont have that gigantic feeling i did when i outgrew everyone as a kid
why are lanklets so deeply insecure about their height?
Nice try genie, I've earned this wish fair and square and I refuse to take your trick offers. I sacrifice all my dick to be 50 meters tall and to obliterate my enemies in nuclear fire.
Based.
Though it's been done: https://imgur.com/a/dFFqw
I opened that link and browsed imgur for 3 minutes. WTF are those comments? They are mentally deranged. I remember years ago it wasn't like that
I'm sorry, man, everywhere's like that now. I don't understand why imgur couldn't just be an image hosting service. They just had to turn it into a """platform""".
Also anyway I hope you keked at the "chopping off one's dick and turning into a giant rage lizard" parallels, as was the intention.
I'm already 5'10 so give me another half inch
I choose 5' with a 11" dick so I can go full tripod mode
5'10" + 6" already workin pretty good for me
>not being a sub 5 foot gigachad dwarfmax with a foot long dick
>>5'10" + 6" dick
that's me right now
or i gues.. what's 182 cm in opression scale?
that women has to be really fucking small for a phone to look that big, even if it's the max edition.
5'10" + 6" dick
Why would I want to be anything else but myself?
It's amazing to me that IST is so retarded that they cannot understand this is presenting you with a fictitious scenario of trade-offs where you have to trade between three potential realities and how they might compare and contrast from each other. It's like those memes of the black people that can't understand empathetic situations outside of things that have literally happened.
I don't care I just can't decide so I stay the way I am
thats like the perfect body type for a girl, meaty but with just enough fat to be soft and still have tits.
>>5'10" + 6" dick
This, escape the pit with above average dick.
>inb4 porn addict says 7 inches is barely average
>6'4" + 4" dick
Woman prefer height over dick and I can easy surgery up my dick but not my height
>>5'10" + 6" dick
I'm 5'9" with 7", so I guess this one
I'm already 5'11" with a 6.5" dick so no thanks
I am 6'4 with a 5.5in and I wouldn't trade it
height trumps. Of the 30 or so women I've been with only like one or two were totally dissatisfied with my size and went on to date black dudes. Big dick is overrated, you run into more women that can't handle it than can, bjs never feel good etc. Being able to fuck as hard and deep as I want and get mind blowing bjs from girls that know what they're doing is fucking awesome.
>dicklet cope
Realistically as long as your dick is 6+ you shouldn't have any problems in bed, assuming you dont have ed or nothin so 5'10, 6" aint even bad reallt but with the 9" ts dont even matter cuz a woman will never come to you if you 5'4 and then having a 4" dick sounds like a nightmare so realistically 5'10 the best option you can literally just lie and say you're 6' and no one would be able to tell the difference
I'll go with what I have. 6'3.5" and an 8" cock
Can post pic of it
>MFW 5'5 4" dick
>mfw 8'0 and 10" dick
i would choose option 3 and begin a career in porn. i already deal with being a manlet
to all the dudes insecure about their dicks, recently somebody around here on IST posted a link to a subreddit about making their dick bigger. I can't say for sure whether it works or not because I've only been researching but you can apparently gain like an inch a year with dedication, with a "noob gains" period of around half an inch or more in 3 months.
The whole thing kind of presents itself as one of those ads you'd see on the sidebar on pornhub but I've always been insecure about my 4.5" so I'm gonna keep an eye on it at the very least and try some of the stretches without the weights and clamps and shit I'd have to spend money on.
Also
>reddit
is also off-putting considering it's filled to the brim with actual retards. If they're telling the truth and not editing photos then it could be worth a shot but that's up to you as an anon to judge for yourself. The way I see it, it could be one of those "put enough monkeys in a room and they'll write Shakespeare" situations. At the very least, basic stretching routines is a whole lot better than surgery or whatever other dumb shit they've come up with in the last 10 years. The other thing that bothers me about it is how a lot of the comments are deleted or come from people whose accounts are deleted, adding a big layer of skepticism, but it also could just be reddit mods infamously flexing what insignificant power they have in their worthless lives.
It's called gettingbigger if anybody else wants to check it out.
Alternatively, there is a bit of research I did on my own. I found this study, saying that 50,000iu of vitamin D3 and 100mcg of K2 are "proven" to help increase dick size over the course of 6 months to a year. The sample size of men was small, but everybody saw some kind of results. Both cheap vitamins and easy to add into your daily routine.
Link for study:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3
>50,000iu of vitamin D3
50,000iu of vitamin d? A day? that sounds fucking insane
it does sound crazy but I've been doing it for a handful of months on and off. The K2 is important to offset the D3 sickness which can easily happen with such high dosage. I haven't been nearly consistent enough to see actual results but that's user error as I'm just very scatterbrained but I plan to get one of those medicine holders and just pre-prep them for the week to help me not forget.
50k IU vit d is incredibly risky
looking at the study, the researcher is the head of International institute of Holistic Medicine. i don't trust him much, as exciting as gaining over an inch from vitamin D might be
I ain't choosing shit, moron, I'm 5'11 and 7 inches and my preference is Asian chicks.
5'10" with 8" pp, but I'd like to be 6'4" with a 16" pp
4 inch gang get in here.
It's over for us isn't it..
who the hell wouldnt chose the third option?
5'10" one
Optimal body builder height too
>>5'10" + 6" dick
Because this is better than my height and adds a half inch to my dick
Oops
>5'10" + 6" dick
is what I pick
Currently 5'8 6.5"
Would 100% go 5'4, 9", dwarfmaxx and fuck femboys and trannies with my massive dwarfcock
Probably choose #1 because that's bigger than my dick is now and I'm 5'5"
No thank you OP I will pass I am more than happy with what I actually have
>6’1.75” 6.5” but 7” on a good day or with cialis
Feels good. The only woman who ever had an issue with my dick was a complete whore whose entire mission fucking/dating me was to hurt me and make me insecure I found out after the fact.
I'll pick the one that makes me better at killing. If you pick the options which are better for pleasing women just have a nice day spiritual betas.
i'm 5'9" with a 8" dick what do i win?
You win a free trip back to redit, gay. Pick one not LARP about your shriveled skin tube.
someone's jelly
Nah just tired of DYEL fags coming in from plebbit and LARPing.
i may be a DYEL but i'm not larping
I'm 5'10 with a 4" dick so I wouldn't have anything to lose by upgrading to 6'4. But y'know what? Being that tall kinda seems like it would be a pain in the ass. You'd have to eat so much food just to not be a lanket, and I imagine it would be uncomfortable getting into cars and stuff like that. I would definitely upgrade to 6'0 or 6'1 but after that the returns start to diminish.
pls be in london
5'10 + 6" dick.
I was tempted to take 5'4 because it would make my gf even taller than me which I'd love, but 9" is too big. I want to feel my entire dick wrapped in vagina, not half of it.
Everyone in this thread is a LARPing retard adding 5" to their height and 3" to their dick.
>t. source; 6'8", 9.5" cock
>5'10 + 6" dick
Literally me. I choose this, I'm pretty great.
I can pick any, it doesn't matter. I have knowledge on how to increase both cheaply.
Luckily I'm 6'1" with 7.9".
If I had to choose though I'd go for 6'4" with 4".