>6'4" + 4" dick. >5'10" + 6" dick. >5'4" + 9" dick

>6'4" + 4" dick
>5'10" + 6" dick
>5'4" + 9" dick

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person i already have one of these and i wouldn't change it kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 6'4 and 8 inch dick
      Get absolutely ass blasted moron.

      I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick

      6'1 with 7'' dick
      I am good

      i'm 5'10 and 7.5x6

      I'm already 6'3 with 7 inch dick. No thanks, I'm good.

      you apes are really too moronic just to pick one huh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person

        I'm aryan

        [...]

        Ass blasted nerds mad I won't play their game

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok neckbeard enjoy your larp

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tfw you know who I am but you'll never know who I am.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seeth manlet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      5'4" with 4" detected

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 6'4 and 8 inch dick
    Get absolutely ass blasted moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person i already have one of these and i wouldn't change it kek

      Unlikeable homosexuals have to try and be special

      Last one. I would be a porn star.

      Based

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely malding.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hehe epic troll! There were three options and you picked number 4!!! Take my gold sir

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sneed, go make some real friends.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Omg you did it again! You rascal trolling left and right and with a pepe frog!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You smell like reddit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok, this is epic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can feel that seethe from here.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                upvoted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 6'5 and 8.5 inch dick
      get mogged you beta frick lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw 6'6 and 9in penor
        Get mogged betas

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuark, mirin anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 6'5 and 8.5 inch dick
      get mogged you beta frick lol

      >tfw 6'6 and 9in penor
      Get mogged betas

      >tfw 6'8" and 10" hog
      You're all inferior.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >10" hog
        doubt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        post pics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me there is something equally unfair about you physically or mentally

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he posts here

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last one. I would be a porn star.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick

        Yes the average of something is usually somewhat common... but which would you "pick"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, but I'm 6' and my dick is technically longer than 6" but I don't believe in bone pressed measurements.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares, especially not women

    • 11 months ago
      Should i start with a platform or just create a wallet?

      5'10 with almost 7 inches that i never "used"
      And i'd take 6'4 anytime of the day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youve never taken a piss?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same and I'd take 6'4 with a 4 inch dick any day if the week over my current stats. Height just mogs too hard irl.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4" 9" inch dick
    >get absolutely jacked bc of short stature
    >go chimp mode
    >learn parkour
    >run around on all fours swinging on street lights and shit
    >use 9" dick to do porn so I don't have to get a real job
    >use porn exposure to become a fitness influencer
    >start selling shit online
    >become multi-millionaire
    Anyone who doesn't choose this is moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only ones choosing that are already manlets.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last one. I would be a porn star.

      Money is really all you people care about?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That and cooming on thousands of qts' faces

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this anon gets it, everything you could pick is average except for the 9 incher

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, if you got over being short being unattractive to girls, it does seem really fun. When I was a kid, I always thought being much smaller than average would be fun. Super easy to do calisthenics and gymnastics, climbing, skateboarding, surfing, or other stuff like that where being small is an advantage. Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous. Women wouldn't go near you but it would be interesting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not regular guy short like 5'10", but like actually noticeably shorter than everyone around you by huge margin like 5'8" or something completely ridiculous
        thx bot, i'm 5'8 exactly and most whamen are shorter, there are no men that do not notice my presence because i'm a ball of muscle, and notice means they keep close tabs, that is if they want to get out of the interaction alive (that's what's banging in their heads)

        5'8 is shorter than average, barely though, and that's why u chose this particular height to ridicule bot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based as frick. i would demand all scenes be filmed innawoods

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can she still look feminine while being that jacked?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She doesn't

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Higher bf makes her look softer

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the thickness

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6'1 with 7'' dick
    I am good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Threads not called dear diary, no one cares

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No need to seethe my friend, we all have to live with what we have. I hear penis pumps produce good results if you want to gain width and a little length.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      same but not bonepressed length

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10" + 6" dick
    That's me already

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    9" dick has a guaranteed dating pool of women and trannies

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im 5 11 with 7 inch dick

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    w h o

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'10 and 7.5x6

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" + 6"
    3 inches to hight and 2 inches to dick. Yes please

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're on an anonymous image board. No one knows who you are, will know who you are. You lie anyways, why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about making yourself feel better it's about making others feel worse

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 6'3 with 7 inch dick. No thanks, I'm good.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    last one obviously. 9" is truly exceptional and say you are the nlike 5"-6 flaccid it will look bonkers walking around like that.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably 5’4” with the niner since I’m already the perfect male height (6’2”) and have a normal white man’s penis (6.5x5).
    Being two inches taller or four inches shorter with decreases in dick length doesn’t do anything for me.
    Being shorter means I can do van life more easily and I can indulge in an amazoness fetish which would work because I’d have a huge dick to pipe these bigger women with.
    It’d be quite the experience.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5’9 and 5.5” dick

    It’s ok I guess

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon pick one and let's have a fun thread
    >but my dick is 15 inches and I'm 7'6

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5'10" + 6" dick

    I'm 5'11" and have a 7 inch dick already

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 5'9 with a 7 inch dick
    Imokaywiththis
    Would definitely be tempted to trade half a foot for an extra 2 inches of dick but I know it wouldn't even be usable at that point. It'd just be for self pleasure.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'll just keep being 6'4" with a 6 1/4" dick.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 6'4" with 7" dick

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'1'' and have a 8.5'' dick, and am fit and attractive. But I'm also socially moronic and never had a gf. Lots of girls mirin but I'm too broken to go up to them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Youre not broken youre just not 6'1" with an 8.5 dick, men with those stats get women even the broken one, infact the broken ones get even more

      You just have a distorted view of yourself, the proof is in that youre a loser

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        fwiw my dick isn't straight, it curves to the left a little. Btw, this is meaningless for you, but I know your statement to be incorrect because I know my stats and I know I dont get women (although, again: lots of girls I've met are obviously willing, I'm just not capable of that)

        1) make a tinder account

        2) list height

        3) make your first/main pic a photo of you in the bathroom shirtless with pump, and with a full erection wearing grey sweatpants with visible bulge showing off your 8.5 inch dick

        You will slay endless pussy. There's been tinder experiments done using bugle pics and they mog if your 7+ inches.

        I've actually considered doing this, because I definitely could pull it off. But, if anyone I knew saw it then I'd be turbo-fricked

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if anyone I knew saw it then I'd be turbo-fricked
          Why? Just explain this is what works on Tinder. Unless you're a public figure in church or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) make a tinder account

      2) list height

      3) make your first/main pic a photo of you in the bathroom shirtless with pump, and with a full erection wearing grey sweatpants with visible bulge showing off your 8.5 inch dick

      You will slay endless pussy. There's been tinder experiments done using bugle pics and they mog if your 7+ inches.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At 6'4" I would be 500-600 pounds and an exclusive bottom so 4" would be find. I could get off by fricking my own fupa.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There werent rules defined about your current weight scaling up kek, genuine question are you on the spectrum?

      https://i.imgur.com/tEU5MGR.png

      Tfw you know who I am but you'll never know who I am.

      No one likes you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        1) This would be significantly more than a scale-up, I'm skinnybuiltfat.
        2) Probably.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          w-why would you be so heavy if you were taller then?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because I want to be enormous.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    height discussions on IST:
    >haha bro if you're under 6' you'll never be attractive to girls just have a nice day HEIGHT FACE AND FRAME haha
    >"I'm a 5'11 manlet and I agree, we should be genocided, we're subhuman dysgenic incels!"

    dick size discussions on IST:
    >haha bro my dick is only 5.5" and I'm f-fine I swear, only prostitutes like big dicks, it's all about the motion of the ocean...
    >"yeah man my dick is big but it doesn't matter haha girls can't even fit it (lie to make the dicklet feel better)! that's average, that's totally enough!"

    Why should I feel bad and get ABUSED CONSTANTLY for being 5'10, but you dicklets get to cope about your tiny ass dicks on here and have people join in giving you sad copes? Oh so it's fine to shit on me for being below 6' but we have to respect and comfort the baby dicks on here? Because making fun of a man's dick is just going too far but mocking someone for being short is fine right? Frick you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Equating your manliness with being tall or having a big dick is stupid.
      Only low IQ people care about either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Height > dick

      By the time your in the bedroom no girl will reject you for being a 5 inch dicklet since they are already attracted. There are guys that get insta rejected for not being tall though.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'11 with a 7.5"

    I'm good

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I only shrink 2 inches
    >I get a whopping 3 extra inches

    Simple maths, bros.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4" + 4" dick
    comical in a bad way
    >5'10" + 6" dick
    basic
    >5'4" + 9" dick
    comical in a good way

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" & 6inch weewee

    im already this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are southern europeans actually resisting? If they are, based

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'4" + 9" dick
    THAT'S MY FETISH

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5"11" + 6" dick so I'm chilling

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy
    >9" + 5'4" dick

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10" + 6" dick
    >tfw I'm 5'11" + 7"

    Nice.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 6'5 with 8 inches

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    6'4" and 4" is the only logical choice, what's the point of a bigger dick if you'll never get to use it anyway?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im 6ft and 8inches
    while im not too happy about my height and id like my dick to be a bit bigger id say im relatively happy (its mostly cope imo 6’2 is where i wish i was at with a 10inch wiener literally superhuman status)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wear 2 inch lifts

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im 6’2 in any shoes regardless but it doesnt feel like enough
        and i still heightmog mostly everyone i meet but i dont have that gigantic feeling i did when i outgrew everyone as a kid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are lanklets so deeply insecure about their height?

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice try genie, I've earned this wish fair and square and I refuse to take your trick offers. I sacrifice all my dick to be 50 meters tall and to obliterate my enemies in nuclear fire.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      Though it's been done: https://imgur.com/a/dFFqw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I opened that link and browsed imgur for 3 minutes. WTF are those comments? They are mentally deranged. I remember years ago it wasn't like that

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry, man, everywhere's like that now. I don't understand why imgur couldn't just be an image hosting service. They just had to turn it into a """platform""".

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also anyway I hope you keked at the "chopping off one's dick and turning into a giant rage lizard" parallels, as was the intention.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 5'10 so give me another half inch

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose 5' with a 11" dick so I can go full tripod mode

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" + 6" already workin pretty good for me

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not being a sub 5 foot gigachad dwarfmax with a foot long dick

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5'10" + 6" dick
    that's me right now
    or i gues.. what's 182 cm in opression scale?

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    that women has to be really fricking small for a phone to look that big, even if it's the max edition.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" + 6" dick
    Why would I want to be anything else but myself?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5"11" + 6" dick so I'm chilling

      Black person i already have one of these and i wouldn't change it kek

      >tfw 6'4 and 8 inch dick
      Get absolutely ass blasted moron.

      I'm already 5'10" with a 6" dick

      It's amazing to me that IST is so moronic that they cannot understand this is presenting you with a fictitious scenario of trade-offs where you have to trade between three potential realities and how they might compare and contrast from each other. It's like those memes of the black people that can't understand empathetic situations outside of things that have literally happened.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care I just can't decide so I stay the way I am

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats like the perfect body type for a girl, meaty but with just enough fat to be soft and still have breasts.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5'10" + 6" dick
    This, escape the pit with above average dick.
    >inb4 porn addict says 7 inches is barely average

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4" + 4" dick
    Woman prefer height over dick and I can easy surgery up my dick but not my height

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5'10" + 6" dick
    I'm 5'9" with 7", so I guess this one

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already 5'11" with a 6.5" dick so no thanks

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 6'4 with a 5.5in and I wouldn't trade it
    height trumps. Of the 30 or so women I've been with only like one or two were totally dissatisfied with my size and went on to date black dudes. Big dick is overrated, you run into more women that can't handle it than can, bjs never feel good etc. Being able to frick as hard and deep as I want and get mind blowing bjs from girls that know what they're doing is fricking awesome.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dicklet cope

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically as long as your dick is 6+ you shouldn't have any problems in bed, assuming you dont have ed or nothin so 5'10, 6" aint even bad reallt but with the 9" ts dont even matter cuz a woman will never come to you if you 5'4 and then having a 4" dick sounds like a nightmare so realistically 5'10 the best option you can literally just lie and say you're 6' and no one would be able to tell the difference

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go with what I have. 6'3.5" and an 8" wiener
    Can post pic of it

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >MFW 5'5 4" dick

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw 8'0 and 10" dick

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would choose option 3 and begin a career in porn. i already deal with being a manlet

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to all the dudes insecure about their dicks, recently somebody around here on IST posted a link to a subreddit about making their dick bigger. I can't say for sure whether it works or not because I've only been researching but you can apparently gain like an inch a year with dedication, with a "noob gains" period of around half an inch or more in 3 months.
    The whole thing kind of presents itself as one of those ads you'd see on the sidebar on pornhub but I've always been insecure about my 4.5" so I'm gonna keep an eye on it at the very least and try some of the stretches without the weights and clamps and shit I'd have to spend money on.
    Also
    >reddit
    is also off-putting considering it's filled to the brim with actual morons. If they're telling the truth and not editing photos then it could be worth a shot but that's up to you as an anon to judge for yourself. The way I see it, it could be one of those "put enough monkeys in a room and they'll write Shakespeare" situations. At the very least, basic stretching routines is a whole lot better than surgery or whatever other dumb shit they've come up with in the last 10 years. The other thing that bothers me about it is how a lot of the comments are deleted or come from people whose accounts are deleted, adding a big layer of skepticism, but it also could just be reddit mods infamously flexing what insignificant power they have in their worthless lives.
    It's called gettingbigger if anybody else wants to check it out.

    Alternatively, there is a bit of research I did on my own. I found this study, saying that 50,000iu of vitamin D3 and 100mcg of K2 are "proven" to help increase dick size over the course of 6 months to a year. The sample size of men was small, but everybody saw some kind of results. Both cheap vitamins and easy to add into your daily routine.
    Link for study:
    https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50,000iu of vitamin D3

      50,000iu of vitamin d? A day? that sounds fricking insane

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it does sound crazy but I've been doing it for a handful of months on and off. The K2 is important to offset the D3 sickness which can easily happen with such high dosage. I haven't been nearly consistent enough to see actual results but that's user error as I'm just very scatterbrained but I plan to get one of those medicine holders and just pre-prep them for the week to help me not forget.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      50k IU vit d is incredibly risky
      looking at the study, the researcher is the head of International institute of Holistic Medicine. i don't trust him much, as exciting as gaining over an inch from vitamin D might be

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't choosing shit, Black person, I'm 5'11 and 7 inches and my preference is Asian chicks.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" with 8" pp, but I'd like to be 6'4" with a 16" pp

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 inch gang get in here.
    It's over for us isn't it..

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the hell wouldnt chose the third option?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10" one
    Optimal body builder height too

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5'10" + 6" dick
    Because this is better than my height and adds a half inch to my dick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oops
      >5'10" + 6" dick
      is what I pick

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Currently 5'8 6.5"
    Would 100% go 5'4, 9", dwarfmaxx and frick femboys and trannies with my massive dwarfwiener

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably choose #1 because that's bigger than my dick is now and I'm 5'5"

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thank you OP I will pass I am more than happy with what I actually have
    >6’1.75” 6.5” but 7” on a good day or with cialis
    Feels good. The only woman who ever had an issue with my dick was a complete prostitute whose entire mission fricking/dating me was to hurt me and make me insecure I found out after the fact.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll pick the one that makes me better at killing. If you pick the options which are better for pleasing women just have a nice day spiritual betas.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 5'9" with a 8" dick what do i win?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You win a free trip back to redit, homosexual. Pick one not LARP about your shriveled skin tube.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone's jelly

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah just tired of DYEL gays coming in from plebbit and LARPing.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i may be a DYEL but i'm not larping

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 5'10 with a 4" dick so I wouldn't have anything to lose by upgrading to 6'4. But y'know what? Being that tall kinda seems like it would be a pain in the ass. You'd have to eat so much food just to not be a lanket, and I imagine it would be uncomfortable getting into cars and stuff like that. I would definitely upgrade to 6'0 or 6'1 but after that the returns start to diminish.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pls be in london

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    5'10 + 6" dick.
    I was tempted to take 5'4 because it would make my gf even taller than me which I'd love, but 9" is too big. I want to feel my entire dick wrapped in vegana, not half of it.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is a LARPing moron adding 5" to their height and 3" to their dick.

    >t. source; 6'8", 9.5" wiener

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'10 + 6" dick
    Literally me. I choose this, I'm pretty great.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can pick any, it doesn't matter. I have knowledge on how to increase both cheaply.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily I'm 6'1" with 7.9".

    If I had to choose though I'd go for 6'4" with 4".

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