>>69540606

*laid back Frank Sinatra singing voice*

youuu fuck-ing ree-taaard
*snap* *snap*
you dun click clack
*snap*
snippity
*snap*
boom da-CRAAAAAA-CKed (big band gets really loud)

*dramatic pause*
*snap* *snap*

your back
*snap*
absolutely
*snap*
bodied
*snap* *snap*
from ego liftin'
*snap*
jollies!
*snap*

I SAAAAAAAAAAY
*boom ba da da-dum da da*
*tempo picks up*

CAN YOU HEARRRRR
*boom ba da da-dum da da*

THE VERTEBRAE SHEARRRRR
*boom ba da da-dum da da*

THE SOUNDDDDDDD
**boom ba da*

OFFFFFFF
*da-dum da da*

SNAP CITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

*DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Criminally underrated post

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I SAID THAT’S LIFE (that’s liiiiiiiife)
    >THAT’S WHAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAY
    >YOU’RE SQUATTING HIGH IN APRIL
    >SNAPPED BACK IN MAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/g8cfr4Z.jpg

      *laid back Frank Sinatra singing voice*

      youuu fuck-ing ree-taaard
      *snap* *snap*
      you dun click clack
      *snap*
      snippity
      *snap*
      boom da-CRAAAAAA-CKed (big band gets really loud)

      *dramatic pause*
      *snap* *snap*

      your back
      *snap*
      absolutely
      *snap*
      bodied
      *snap* *snap*
      from ego liftin'
      *snap*
      jollies!
      *snap*

      I SAAAAAAAAAAY
      *boom ba da da-dum da da*
      *tempo picks up*

      CAN YOU HEARRRRR
      *boom ba da da-dum da da*

      THE VERTEBRAE SHEARRRRR
      *boom ba da da-dum da da*

      THE SOUNDDDDDDD
      **boom ba da*

      OFFFFFFF
      *da-dum da da*

      SNAP CITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

      *DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck, just listened to this in its entirety and I'm laughing my ass off

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's still the best song I've ever recorded imo, glad to see people reposting it on youtube.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice voice, a bit dry though. If you've still got the stems give it a little "dead stage" kind of reverb and drop the volume slightly.
          However, you're based for recording and upload it anyway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have no idea what any of that means, but thanks. If you feel like improving it I think you can download it off of odysee: https://odysee.com/@RedpillRundownMusic or this place: https://argentbeacon.com/music/redpill-rundown/

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice, don't end up in prison like Mr. Bond

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if that's really you, I'm glad we've got people like you coming here still. makes the whole "here forever" a little less tortuous.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love Sinatra so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sinatra and feels bar linked up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        story of my life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        need it or keep it?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice norwood, gay!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cursed digits

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You've either got or you haven't form
    Got or you haven't got form.
    Spine and form seem to go arm in arm
    They kinda go arm in arm.

    Your power's not your power if it's stilted,
    A hip's not a hip if it's tilted.

    You've either got or you haven't got spine
    Got or you haven't got spine,
    If you got it, you rep out a pile,
    If you got it, you rep out a pile
    Got it you rep out
    Got it you rep out a pile.

    When you lift those bars bars with front squats and squats,
    Watch those plates piling up on your spine.

    You've either got or you haven't got
    Got or you haven't got
    Got or you haven't got,
    Got or you haven't got,
    Got or you haven't got spine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking amazing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Shamrock

    I remember my first beer

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funniest thread in years

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe

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