8 days into 2023 and I already failed my diet. There is literally no hope for me besides suicide.

8 days into 2023 and I already failed my diet.
There is literally no hope for me besides suicide. I'll turn a wizard in 4 months and there is nothing I can do about it

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just stop eating retard

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

    Because it's not enough that I succeed;other people need to fail.

    Good job FAILING.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can do it, keep it up. Restart your diet, keep going no matter the failures in between.

    Look for a prostitute in your area. Make your budget double of what you want to spend initially. Theres no shame in telling your gf in 5 years you visited a prostitute once because you were in a very depressive state and you will lose the tension that built up inside your head around sex.

    Stop compring yourself on IST or on the internet in general. If so only compare yourself to colleagues, friends, family. Aspire to be like them if you find some positive aspect in character. Maybe even slip in a notion of that you appreciate some specific aspect obce in a while, it will make relationships easier and is nice.

    Try not to engage your thoughts in politics and societal issues and fights and identity. What matters is what you yourself do in the next 24 hours with your hands and feet.

    You can do it, i believe in you 100%.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone tells me to see a prostitue but:
      >I don't want my first time to be with a prostitue
      >She would probably be really disgusted by me, so it would be really akward and terrible
      >Cause of my weight my erections are not very good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay i understand. If you just don't want your first time to be with a prostitute do not see a prostitute. Body and erections are a non issue with prostitutes i guess (they definitely seen much much worse, from your picture you look like a regular obese guy to me. viagra). It's noble to not see a prostitute! I've only been with one once and i also don't long to repeat it necessarily.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How would I even see a protitute? The enitre process seems like you have to trust them to not rob/steal/dox you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look up if they got reviews. I dont know about US, i'm european. They won't dox you as it wouldnt make any sense for the business. They won't rob/steal if you find a quality offer for the same reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hookers are shit dont do it
        It literally takes away the proud feeling you get for conquering a pussy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OP I back what the other retard said. All first times are going to be shit. I wish I had my first time with a hooker, my ex was shit in bed.

        Stop eating fatty, count your calories and first go for maintenance. 6 out of 7 days hitting your target is enough. Do this for one week. Cut 100 cal from that for the next week. Repeat until you hit a 500 deficit and keep at it for a few months. It's mostly a mental battle. The fact you're on IST and not eating goyslop and reading le reddit shows you're 70% of the way there. We were all once unfitfags.

        Keep at it fatty. You can do it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're right you will never make it.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >failed my diet
    That's not how diets work. Just count your calories. Literally that easy bro, all you need is a pen and paper.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just count your calories.
      Just have a nice day.

      Eat real food and your body will tell you when you need to eat again. Simple as.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what, one day doesn't do shit, it's just the habits you make, if you ate clean 7 days and had 1 cheat date, that's like a very good start to the year. you need to just adjust your expectations of what success is. Very very few people are doing 100% all the time.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keep it going, don't let one day ruin the rest of the entire fucking year

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just start again, honestly i wouldn't "diet".
    I would find out a way to eat healthy sustainability without a chance of relapsing. Hardcore diets will just end with you eating like you used to and gaining weight back because you haven't learned how to eat properly

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these fucking carebears ITT

    Is this fucking reddit or something?
    >fat guy tries dieting
    >fails
    Tale as old as time itself. Grow some balls you big baby and develop some self control.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agree but the guy seems really beat down, why not try to help. He seems friendly.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those tits are better than one of my ex’s.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    failing isnt a big deal homie.

    not getting back on the horse is

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro a gazillion people are in your shoes and a solid number of them work their way out of it after trying and failing multiple times. Who cares if you failed just restart the next day over and over until it becomes a habit. The fact that failing upsets you is your psyche trying to help you improve. Keep trying and in 2yrs you’ll look back at this moment in your life and laugh.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    YOU HAVE ACHIEVED FAILURE

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Cody

    Motherfuckers acting like if they fuck up a single time with their diet, they have to abandon all hope for the rest of their life.

    You don't just get one shot, cunt. You get as many as you're willing to take.

    The only thing you really fucked up here was your mindset to succeed.

    You can and will fail a lot. That's the human condition in a nutshell. Just keep trying again.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >on a cut
    >still eat eggs, toast and bacon
    >literally had a 1200kcal meal this morning
    >will just drink water all day, and drink 400kcal of protein shake with water for dinner

    Still got to eat what I wanted. Had a cheat day without going over CICO. Its literally that easy idk what to tell you.
    I don't do this myself, but maybe get a rowing machine to burn calories every use while also raising your base metabolic rate? All I do is lift.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's nothing, I failed mine on the 1st of January.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also don't overthink your first time having sex OP. It's super overrated and my first time was shit and I didn't even enjoy it, I didn't even like the bitch that I did it with. You'd be very lucky to have a mutually good first experience with someone else. Just get it over with and realise how insignificant it is, you're literally just putting your dick in a wet hole and moving it in and out, it's not that amazing, honestly.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same for me. Guess I'll try again next year.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guess I'll try again next year.
      This is why you are fat.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the pear man in demoralization thread

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is more help and resources available now than there ever was in the history of mankind. You can fix your shit bro. Stop being a fag

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What part of US are you anon. I am in Florida. I want to help you.

    Here is my number: (815) 701-1054

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want to fuck your dick

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