>90% of testosterone leaves the body via urine

>90% of testosterone leaves the body via urine

Does this mean that drinking my own piss will give me bigger gains?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I've changed my multivitamin after an anon's recommendation (Natures Plus Source of Life). It has gratuitous amounts of every vitamin that you can't OD on, and dangerously high amounts of every other.
    Anyway, my piss looks exactly like Mountain Dew now. I suspect it glows in the dark too, but I haven't checked yet.
    So that's one easy trick to make your own piss more appetizing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might ass well flush the pills.dirrctly down the toilet. That's what you are actually doing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried the lights? It’s basically like pissing Predator blood.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try it and let us know.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I suspect it glows in the dark too, but I haven't checked yet.
    there are CIA agents in your urine
    you know what you have to do

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did it work for Chris-chan?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean there is definitely a link between being high T, trooning out and boning your mother.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The body excretes testosterone in the urine in the form of testosterone glucuronide which is an inactive metabolite of testosterone.
    However, testosterone glucuronide can be converted back into active testosterone in the intestinal lumen by enzymes.
    A lot of the testosterone in your body is converted back and forth like this internally via testosterone being converted to testosterone glucuronide in the liver and some of it ends up in the bile, which goes into the intestine for excretion, some of it will be converted back into into testosterone base and reabsorbed back into systemic circulation.
    Theoretically, if you drink your urine you can convert the testosterone glucuronide back into testosterone in the intestines, if it survives the stomach acid.
    Look into the rabbit hole that is urine therapy, some people swear by it for health.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if it survives the stomach acid
      There are ways to get urine into your intestines that don't involve stomach acid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of the urine should pass through the stomach and into the intestines with out spending much time in the stomach, as it's mostly water. The body lets water though pretty quickly. IT's mainly food and liquids that have fats, proteins and carbs that get stuck in the stomach for a while which stimulates acid production.
        If you drink the urine on an empty stomach it should pass through into the intestines in 5 minutes or so with minimal interactions with stomach acids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So would it be better to butt chug urine so the testosterone glucuronide isn't damaged by stomach acid? Asking for a friend

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably, but you have to find out how much testosterone glucuronide is actually in the urine to see if it is worthwile. Also, if doing this significantly raises testosterone, the hypothalamus might detect that testosterone is too high and lower production to reach homeostasis. It would depend on how quickly testosterone can be spiked up and down. If it is a really fast spike then the brain might not detect it, so you can use urine as a preworkout test boost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >find out how much testosterone glucuronide is actually in the urine

          This is roughly how much different testosterone metabolites end up in the urine assuming 10mg of testosterone is produced per day in the testicles:

          Androsterone Glucuronide: ~1.4-2.5 mg
          Etiocholanolone Glucuronide: ~1.4-2.5 mg
          3α-Androstanediol Glucuronide: ~0.5-1.0 mg
          3β-Androstanediol Glucuronide: ~0.5-1.0 mg
          Testosterone Glucuronide: ~0.01-0.05 mg
          Testosterone Sulfate: ~0.02-0.08 mg
          Androstenedione Conjugates: ~0.1-0.2 mg
          DHEA Sulfate: ~1-2 mg (specifically from testosterone metabolism)

          Some of these can't be converted back into anabolic hormones and are not anabolic on their own, and some can and are. Do some research.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            By the way, the body excretes about 10 to 20 mg of DHEA per day in the urine, which is absolutely absorbable when urine is drank.
            Urine is basically a free DHEA supplement.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Here are just some of the amounts of vitamins and minerals excreted in urine in a day
            Vitamin C: 30 - 100 milligrams
            B Vitamins: Varies depending on dietary intake and metabolic factors
            Vitamin D: Varies widely; generally low compared to other vitamins
            Sodium (Na): 50 - 200 millimoles
            Potassium (K): 25 - 100 millimoles
            Calcium (Ca): 100 - 300 milligrams
            Magnesium (Mg): 5 - 20 milligrams
            Phosphorus (P): 100 - 300 milligrams
            Zinc (Zn): 1 - 5 milligrams

            Piss is a free multivitamin

            It also contains other hormones, peptides and antibodies.

            And lets not forget, urine contains live stem cells.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I forgot to add:

            about 0.5 to 1mg of pure unaltered testosterone is excreted in the urine per day

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >about 0.5 to 1mg of pure unaltered testosterone
              decimal place in the wrong spot

              0.05 to 0.1 mg of testosterone per day

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A recipe for the philosophers stone came out. It boiled down to boiling your piss down to crystals after fermenting or something.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >we are now butt chugging piss for gains

    Pornstars were right

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't pissed in a week

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to piss less

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