A crazed gunman takes you hostage in your own home.

A crazed gunman takes you hostage in your own home. You are unable to fit back or escape, so you stuck at the gunman's mercy. The gunman limits you to only one exercise for the rest of your life, and you must choose now. The gunman is willing to order gym equipment for you.

For me is it the jump burpee with a pushup.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldnt you just shoot him with your own gun?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cardio

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deadlifts
    >assumes deadlift position
    >grab rug
    >pull harder than ever before
    >topple gunman
    >save day
    >receive virgins

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulgarian split squat

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    oral on the gunman

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I am unable to fit back

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tell the gunman "do your worst" and explain to him that if he wants to make me fit then he shouldn't limit me to one exercise

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick running as my sole exercise

    >Ask for running shoes and for a quarter mile track to be constructed in my yard.

    >On my first run, reach edge of track and keep running out of sight, escape my captor.

    >Meet a 20-year-old with huge tits and have many children.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd beat him up and rape him and then make him buy me a power cage

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose target practice. He gives me his weapon and he'll be the target.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clean and press. Ask him to buy me the nicest Olympic weights available. Kiss him lovingly as a thank you.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh olympic lifts

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        seethe powerfatty

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. doesn’t know how to clean

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP Chooses DICK SUCKS till failure.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    db OPH

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cardio

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench. Press.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck it, imma just do pull-ups. Will the gunman allow me to add weight or am I limited to just regular pull-ups?

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him in the head to failure

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