A literal autist has been the Worls Strongest Man the last 2 years in a row. Gotta say the man is a beast, he even frame moggs Brian Shaw.

A literal autist has been the Worls Strongest Man the last 2 years in a row. Gotta say the man is a beast, he even frame moggs Brian Shaw.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what does he work? And what is his routine?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And the best he could got was a fat goblina and an uninterested mid, this proves that no matter your height or fame, if you're an autist you will never get a good woman.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based! Can't wait to wait six months till xmas to see it!!!
      Luckily Big Loz has been "streaming" it.

      Hes not exactly a looker, but he is a cool guy and I am happy for him. Luke has done well, mind.

      it's rigged in his favour.

      Ah yes, because he MAY have got a more favourable group, even though he did incredibly well in every event.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this proves that no matter your height or fame
      I had a friend who was 6ft 4in in high school never had sex with a girl in those 4 years because he was literally too autistic to close even when women were doing all the work.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The guy with the highest body count that I know personally has legit aspergers, he can't read emotions so he plows pussy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Share his secrets anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the secret is to be unable to feel embarrassment for your actions because you cannot read people's reactions to you.
            in other words, he was B.E.ing Entirely himself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              seems like he took a "spray and pray" approach
              ask 1,000 women for sex, and if you're not physically repulsive, you'll get a decent amount of pussy
              most men are too insecure about how they're perceived to ask that many women for pussy
              what a chad, i respect him

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck how do I get aspergers? I'm tired of constantly being self conscious and embarrassed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bullshit, my friend has Asperger’s and is a perma-virgin. If I were to guess you most likely went to a nice suburban school for highschool where the woman actually have fathers and are a lot more forgiving of men with mental/personality disorders

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implying the damaged chicks aren't the ones choosing mentally ill/dysfunctional men

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only got the message when she literally pulled my pants down and grabbed my dick. Autism makes me sad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, this was me. Been a while, we should catch up some time bro

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jacob?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steve?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Events and groups were rigged for him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make a livestream
        Not in this timeline, buddy boyo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Participants know the events weeks ahead of time for a reason. They are extremely demanding and injuries have happened frequently when they've tried to keep things more a secret

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it was an actual sport the events would be the same every year.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even if there were no groups, he'd still have been in the top10, him and Luke both, by how well they performed.

      And events wise, they weren't particularly favourable.

      Atlas stones have been the finishing event for the last 10+ years basically, so anyone with half a brain would be training for them.

      The deadlift was a weakness of his and he still worked his ass off and got second.

      The Flintstone lift he got second and so what? There's always an overhead press event, it would have made little difference.

      All the other events were pretty much standard stuff, you could say that he had an advantage in the power stairs because he's tall but that's necessarily the case (see Pudzianowski).

      I would have liked to see the Wheel of Pain though, but Tom won that at the rogue invitational in 2021.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The flintstone lift was also supposed to be a bad event for both Stoltmans. Luke's best overhead event is max log, and Tom is generally far better at overhead for reps than he is for max.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Colin, stop it, we get you want to promote the Stoltman brothers, as they are the only big names doing your shitty Giant Live shows. Same as you did for Eddie Hall, which surprisingly is commentator with another British athlete Terry Hollands, while the event is covered by another British athlete online Laurence Shahlei. All retainers under the Giants Live shows.

        At least now, everyone believes Thor was screwed in 2017 from winning it in favor of Eddie Hall.

        Imagine if the final had a grip event like as it has always been, like you said for the atlas stones, Where is the grip event in the final? Why are the power stairs this year twice as high as the ones in 2008 final. Only stupid fanboys like you would pass the leaked audio and continue to believe he genuinely won this competition.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Imagine if the final had a grip event like as it has always been,
          There isn't always a pure grip event in the final. I don't really count farmers/frame unless it's for max distance

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's rigged in his favour.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats Colin!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best post.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What did he mean by this?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that bulge
    >the unsatisfied face of his gf
    I guess roiding rlly does shrink pp

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's 6'8 440 lbs so thats probably 6" flaccid on his frame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just stating facts, a guy his size will never have a proportionally large peen even if it were 12" it would look small
          And besides that, you were the first one bringing up his bulge, fag

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, not at all lmao, you have the spatial awareness of a woman

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My bro that nub is gonna be small no matter the frame it’s on

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol his wife is the fat one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oof. Imagine being the undisputed strongest man on the entire planet, and out of 3.5 billion women you can only get a fatty.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        who's the other one then?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Stoltman

    His name is literally "empty proudman" in Norwegian

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally rigged

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He comes into my work every now and then, the man is a tank. in person its crazy

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think he will go for the triple

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has WSM always been this rigged, or is this a fairly recent thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The degree of fuckery varies, but WSM has a long and sketchy history of playing favorites.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    retard strength

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retard strength

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hates the pope (antichrist), therefore God provides him strength, simple as.

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