A literal autist has been the Worls Strongest Man the last 2 years in a row. Gotta say the man is a beast, he even frame moggs Brian Shaw.
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So what does he work? And what is his routine?
And the best he could got was a fat goblina and an uninterested mid, this proves that no matter your height or fame, if you're an autist you will never get a good woman.
Based! Can't wait to wait six months till xmas to see it!!!
Luckily Big Loz has been "streaming" it.
Hes not exactly a looker, but he is a cool guy and I am happy for him. Luke has done well, mind.
Ah yes, because he MAY have got a more favourable group, even though he did incredibly well in every event.
>even though he did incredibly well in every event.
... because the events were chosen to favour him.
You realize he has won no other international show right. WSM is also the lightest compared to Arnolds, Rogue, WUS.
They are generic strongman events you dweeb, with the normal balance between static and non-static events.
He set a world-record for Atlas stones and has concentrated on the most prestigious competition.
You people always pull out excuses lol
No grip event and power stairs first time in 10 years. Which is known to be favour tall athletes. Sure, the fact that Toms biggest weakness (grip) was excluded and events favouring tall guys thrown in is just coincidence.
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AGREE WITH THIS,
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NOVI HAS INSANE GRIP,
>BIG DOG HERE
Nobody cares. This isn’t reddit. You don’t need a username.
there was a pure grip event id the heats
Which Tom didnt need to do more than 1 second on because his competition was so piss weak.
They rigged it for Sigmarson too.
>power stairs first time in 10 years.
They had power stairs in 2015
sup colin
>this proves that no matter your height or fame
I had a friend who was 6ft 4in in high school never had sex with a girl in those 4 years because he was literally too autistic to close even when women were doing all the work.
The guy with the highest body count that I know personally has legit aspergers, he can't read emotions so he plows pussy
Share his secrets anon
the secret is to be unable to feel embarrassment for your actions because you cannot read people's reactions to you.
in other words, he was B.E.ing Entirely himself
seems like he took a "spray and pray" approach
ask 1,000 women for sex, and if you're not physically repulsive, you'll get a decent amount of pussy
most men are too insecure about how they're perceived to ask that many women for pussy
what a chad, i respect him
Frick how do I get aspergers? I'm tired of constantly being self conscious and embarrassed
Bullshit, my friend has Asperger’s and is a perma-virgin. If I were to guess you most likely went to a nice suburban school for highschool where the woman actually have fathers and are a lot more forgiving of men with mental/personality disorders
>implying the damaged chicks aren't the ones choosing mentally ill/dysfunctional men
I only got the message when she literally pulled my pants down and grabbed my dick. Autism makes me sad.
Hi, this was me. Been a while, we should catch up some time bro
Jacob?
Steve?
Events and groups were rigged for him.
they should literally just put every event in a hat and make a livestream drawing the excercises.
>make a livestream
Not in this timeline, buddy boyo.
Participants know the events weeks ahead of time for a reason. They are extremely demanding and injuries have happened frequently when they've tried to keep things more a secret
if it was an actual sport the events would be the same every year.
Even if there were no groups, he'd still have been in the top10, him and Luke both, by how well they performed.
And events wise, they weren't particularly favourable.
Atlas stones have been the finishing event for the last 10+ years basically, so anyone with half a brain would be training for them.
The deadlift was a weakness of his and he still worked his ass off and got second.
The Flintstone lift he got second and so what? There's always an overhead press event, it would have made little difference.
All the other events were pretty much standard stuff, you could say that he had an advantage in the power stairs because he's tall but that's necessarily the case (see Pudzianowski).
I would have liked to see the Wheel of Pain though, but Tom won that at the rogue invitational in 2021.
The flintstone lift was also supposed to be a bad event for both Stoltmans. Luke's best overhead event is max log, and Tom is generally far better at overhead for reps than he is for max.
Colin, stop it, we get you want to promote the Stoltman brothers, as they are the only big names doing your shitty Giant Live shows. Same as you did for Eddie Hall, which surprisingly is commentator with another British athlete Terry Hollands, while the event is covered by another British athlete online Laurence Shahlei. All retainers under the Giants Live shows.
At least now, everyone believes Thor was screwed in 2017 from winning it in favor of Eddie Hall.
Imagine if the final had a grip event like as it has always been, like you said for the atlas stones, Where is the grip event in the final? Why are the power stairs this year twice as high as the ones in 2008 final. Only stupid fanboys like you would pass the leaked audio and continue to believe he genuinely won this competition.
>Imagine if the final had a grip event like as it has always been,
There isn't always a pure grip event in the final. I don't really count farmers/frame unless it's for max distance
it's rigged in his favour.
Congrats Colin!
Best post.
What did he mean by this?
>that bulge
>the unsatisfied face of his gf
I guess roiding rlly does shrink pp
He's 6'8 440 lbs so thats probably 6" flaccid on his frame
homosexual
Just stating facts, a guy his size will never have a proportionally large peen even if it were 12" it would look small
And besides that, you were the first one bringing up his bulge, gay
No, not at all lmao, you have the spatial awareness of a woman
Manlet cope, you'd look like women next to him
My homie that nub is gonna be small no matter the frame it’s on
Lol his wife is the fat one
Oof. Imagine being the undisputed strongest man on the entire planet, and out of 3.5 billion women you can only get a fatty.
who's the other one then?
>t. Coomer porn brain who has no idea what a normal penis looks like
>Tom Stoltman
His name is literally "empty proudman" in Norwegian
Literally rigged
He comes into my work every now and then, the man is a tank. in person its crazy
I think he will go for the triple
Nice
Has WSM always been this rigged, or is this a fairly recent thing?
The degree of frickery varies, but WSM has a long and sketchy history of playing favorites.
moron strength
moron strength
hates the pope (antichrist), therefore God provides him strength, simple as.