About to start CrossFit for the first time . Im only doing this so I can fuck varbies. What should I expect

About to start CrossFit for the first time . I’m only doing this so I can frick varbies. What should I expect

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zer0 varbies

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God i need to lick a varbies anabolic sweat off her abs

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have huge clits and will rape you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >huge clits
      that's the point
      and women can't rape

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if they manage to pin you down they can.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >huge clits
      that's the point
      and women can't rape

      How is it anon, so they make you suck it? Please let me live vicariously through your roid clit experiences

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the perfect strength for a woman?
    Squat, DL, Bench, PUll up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      squat on my face
      other lifts are not necessary

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the perfect strength for a woman?
      Laundry, Dishes, Cooking, Cleaning.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      clean and jerks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Donald trumps wife?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Women should be able to squat and deadlift their bodyweight for reps and at least do one pull up

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I agreee with you!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >so I can frick varbies
    >What should I expect
    Well on your way to sucking feminine penis.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a great way to meet girls but most of them will be in their 30s because it’s expensive as frick. Varbies are also few and far between but there should be plenty of decent prospects
    >t. 34 yo boomer doing CrossFit for past 4 years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There aren't any single people at my gym. In all the years I've been doing CrossFit the only unmarried people I've met there were one foreign guy who stopped doing it pretty quick because it was too hard and a teenager.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    varbies only frick guys bigger than them so I hope youre on cycle yourself lol

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your local crossfit is filled with overweight women that will either quit within 6 months or continue their shitty eating habits

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    say what you will
    I feel the urge to impregnate her
    multiple times

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25. Too late to get fit, I swear
    Will continue basic pull ups/push ups however

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >eternal dyel mindset
      sad!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She is built for bwc!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Male stench from the roid hormones and huge erect clit

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any psychological reason why muscular women are attractive to some men?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Suburban housewives and dads, mostly. There may be one or two "varbies" depending on the gym, but probably none, and even if there is one, she'll probably be married anyway. Single people dont usually have the money to pay for CrossFit.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fuuuuuark
    I would left her impregnate me

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Injuries

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