Accidentally ate chicken that was a month over its due date. Feel alright so far.

Accidentally ate chicken that was a month over its due date. Feel alright so far.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Humans are carnivores.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Puke it now or regret it forever

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >his stomach acid is so weak he can't handle a little stale chicken
    I sure hope that's not you.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was it cooked or are we talking raw chicken that's sitting in the fridge for a month and then you cooked it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was prepackaged chicken cold cuts so already cooked. I only took a bite and it tasted funny so I checked the due date and it said freeze or use by december 3rd. I'll probably be fine I didn't eat much, at most have a literally puking or diarrhea later.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        haha yeah definitely no permanent damage to everything that chicken touches haha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          ?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            haha yeah definitely no permanent damage to everything that chicken touches haha

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh then that's fine.

        You might get a little sick but who cares.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eat the rest

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic or something? It would smell absolutely wretched

    I have to assume it was frozen because there’s no way you wouldn’t notice, in that case you're probably fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If it doesn't smell or taste bad it's not bad. You are the result of millions of years of evolution. You have senses to detect wether or not something is edible

      Here's a wild idea for the zoomies;
      Use your senses. If you smell something and for whatever reason your brain tells you to not eat it, don't eat it. Use your fingers to feel the texture. Use your eyes to see if anything looks off.
      This approach isn't fool proof, but it was good enough for your direct line of ancestry to not BTFO themselves out of existence by eating rotten or poisonous things.

      I had covid 3 weeks ago and lost my sense of smell. The chicken looked normal but tasted odd.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I had covid nearly a year ago and my sense of smell improved.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm vaxxed btw

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I had covid nearly a year ago and my sense of smell improved.

          I am not. And I am not bullshitting, my sense of smell has improved in the past year. It may be a complete coincidence of course.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Real quality product those are. Good thing there are morons like you to take them

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't smell or taste bad it's not bad. You are the result of millions of years of evolution. You have senses to detect wether or not something is edible

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post results like the last guy.
    Btw, does anyone have that thread saved?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a wild idea for the zoomies;
    Use your senses. If you smell something and for whatever reason your brain tells you to not eat it, don't eat it. Use your fingers to feel the texture. Use your eyes to see if anything looks off.
    This approach isn't fool proof, but it was good enough for your direct line of ancestry to not BTFO themselves out of existence by eating rotten or poisonous things.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    update us with shits. preferably in gif form

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    medium rare chicken burger

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once ate like 9 hot dogs that were out of date before I noticed that the rest of them were covered in blue spots. After that I figured that I was in too deep already and couldn't turn back anymore so I ate rest of the 40 pack. There was a weird after taste to them and they were a bit slimier than usual but I didn't get sick so I guess they were fine.

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