Advantages of being a MANLET

I'm tired of hearing the negative things about being a Manlet

Tell me THREE positive things about Manletism

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    easier to fill out/maintain
    less back problems
    less food ? more money?
    longer lifespan

    thats about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Superior in sports that are better for lighter people(cycling, climbing, calisthenics)
      Faster on motorcycles(less weight).
      what
      said.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Faster on motorcycles(less weight).
        I wanted to buy the forward pedals on my HD and I looked like sheeit at the dealer's. Thank God I try them before putting the money.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What model are you riding anon?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Being 1,7m the Sportster has been is the best option so far. It’s an 2019 Iron.

            >ib4 kiddo motorcycle
            It’s my first ride, next will be a Forty Eight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this.

      Strong calves

      Pathetic. I'm 5'6 and I've never done something like this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Flying is pretty nice. I always hear people complaining about how it is practically impossible to fit comfortably in an airplane seat unless they upgrade or get an exit aisle. Never had an issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget
      >many women are amazons compared to you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Being able to easily find a girlfriend taller than yourself.

      Tall girl legs, mmmm.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No tall women wants a short boyfriend

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this would be nice if I could get a gf atall tbqh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lift for them, bro

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            hnnnng
            I'm gonna lift tomorrow before class

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can wear clothes made for children

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You will reach your goal body in 2 - 4 years.
    You have to eat less food.
    You're categorically better at calisthenics because your center of mass is smaller.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strong calves

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My brother is 6 inches shorter than me and looks 10x more aesthetic. I envy his gains.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      to women you're 10x hotter than your brother by virtue of being 6 inches taller
      i'm 5'8. my brother is 6'0. guess who's never had a girlfriend?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        We're talking about advantages ITT, anon. There are plenty of other threads for you to demoralize the manlets in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1,76m is more than fine (if I got it right I fricking hate your moronic system).
        What about me being 1,68m? LOL, I get my share of pussy from time to time. Cannot complaint.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'3 and in a couple years I will become a wizard

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can hide from predators easily

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lightweight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There was a manlet who looked like this in highschool that I treated like this and he had a smoking hot sister and I dated and fricked her brains out at his house while his parents and him listened to her moans of pleasure and excitement

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >easier to bulk and gain muscle
    >easier to do Calisthenics tricks
    >easier time finding clothes that fit good
    >cheaper to get drunk and have a good time
    >can always fit in a car
    >pump covers are more impressive when removed
    >tendons and joints don't wear out as fast
    >lower center of gravity makes shorter people better grapplers
    I can keep going.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Being short and light are 2 of the biggest drivers in how much volume / work you can tolerate in the gym, greater capacity to recover for gains, more time for getting good at being strong. There is a reason no one at 200kg has ever hit a 6x bw deadlift

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less surface area = every pound of muscle gained is visually more arresting

    Small body = smaller target, harder to hit. Let's people make assumptions that you're not a threat, giving you the advantage as they drop their guard

    Less height = easier to have tall girl roleplay your giantess gf fantasies

    Lower center of gravity = better mechanical leverage for compound lifts

    Less body mass to maintain = more calories available to IQmaxx and get your Int and Charisma to full

    You can fit in smaller places and wear shoe lifts if you "need" to appear taller (i.e. job interviews, at the club, etc...)

    The list is basically endless and the whole "girls only like tall guys" is pure lanklet copium.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good gf to bf height differential (if you can find a gf as a manlet). Lanklets with short gfs look like pedos

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >easier to build muscle
    >you have to eat less while bulking or cutting (my tdee is 1600 and do omad)
    >you can pass as a teenager if you're older to slay zoomer puss
    Being a manlet in a third world country isn't the worst.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Being a manlet in a third world country isn't the worst.

      Being a Manlet in the first world isn't that bad either. People here make it seem way worse than it actually is.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you'll be fine, anon. There's something about being a tourist that makes someone more confident.
        I once visited the USA as a 5'6 manlet and for some reason I wasn't shy of talking to girls and they showed interest, but when I'm in my home country there's some blockage. Weird shit. Maybe it's because you know you'll be gone in a few days and doesn't care.
        Just gets to show how some of our insecurities are stuck in our fricked up head.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tdee is 1600
      What the frick? Even toddlers need 1200.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    unironically
    1) tolerance for pain and violence
    you know those dickheads who want to throw their weight around? the ones who like what they think will be an easier victory? you may think you do, but i actually do. when you have been hospitalised fighting multiple people who have weapons simultaneously and know the sound your own skull makes when its jumped on on concrete, very few people can actually physically intimidate you anymore
    2) flexibility, agility, calisthenics
    self explanatory but these things should be easy for you with low centre of gravity
    3) at ease in your own company, comfort in skin
    from being forever alone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Schizo ramblings

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >at ease in your own company, comfort in skin
      from being forever alone.
      Kind of true
      >Better heart and cardiovascular health
      >Better erectile health
      >Less back problems
      >Less knee problems
      >Less cancer risk
      >Lower intellect (I'm low iq short guy, so can confirm) - ignorance is bliss
      Kinda scary how accurate this could be.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Better athletism
    Better heart and cardiovascular health
    Better erectile health
    Less back problems
    Less knee problems
    Less cancer risk
    Lower intellect (I'm low iq short guy, so can confirm) - ignorance is bliss

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the hottest guys I know are average height or shorter. Most attractive guy was 5'8 and got he got laid like 6 hours after I met him.
    Better proportions
    Look more muscular
    Cheaper bulk
    Healthier

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easier gains
    Can fly economy comfortably
    Getting into crawlspaces

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >positive things about Manletism

    I live in a c**t with a relatively tall adult pop but everything seems to be made for tiny ppl. All the sinks, chair and doorframes are short. How often has a short person been over to someones house and had to be careful of the chandelier?

    You can put on proportionally more muscle mass so you can look muscular easier

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tallgays don't take you seriously as a threat until they get an uppercut to their lower jaw and start picking up their teeth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's much more fun when they lean downward and you see the shock in their face, realizing they get pulled down by their neck down to your point of gravity.
      Funny when they stretch their arms out to the site because their brain think they lost their balance or they panic and grab your arms to get them off their neck.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1. no issues with space. you can easily fit into chairs, airplane seats and tight spaces.
    2. easier to build muscle and have proportional physique
    3. plenty of womanlets out there, height is an issue but IST obsesses with it way more than average women

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >better suited for gymnastics
    >low center of gravity
    >taller people will have trouble punching downward
    >look younger/youthful for longer
    >live longer
    >can eat less food and lift for less time to become jacked

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Your dick is tiny and women hate you.
    I guess that can be a positive since you learn to give up on worthless modern roasties very early in life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah homie that's YOU

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can fit more comfortably in cars/planes etc
    >much easier to find clothes/shoes
    >can look very jacked because of shorter limbs
    Honestly the last one is huge. It's mostly why varbies and gymnasts look so big, it's easy as frick when you're like 4'11

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger dick/body ratio.
    That's all that matter

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Advantages of being a MANLET
    Sometimes I feel like I need to protect my manlet bros from harm

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you have an easier time crawling in vents
    you are harder to spot
    you have an advantage grappling unsuspecting opponents

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably better for survival/self sufficiency/endurance in general. Also, you should go caving if you are a manlet.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are none. It’s all shortie cope. It’s like asking what’s the advantage of having a smaller dick or of being bald. All the “benefits” that these conditions offer are just defense mechanisms for imperfect “men”.
    Don’t care that this isn’t the point of the thread. Someone has to shatter the illusion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      None? I think you're not being honest. Why would you purposefully want manlets to feel bad? Let me guess, you're one of those /LULZ/ troon groomers who want manlets to become trannies instead of dwarfmaxxing?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let me guess you’re some troon in Hollywood trying to get their quotas for dwarf actors for the next big boy bezos LOTR disappointment? Wake up people

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't you answer the question? Why would you purposefully want manlets to feel bad in a thread like this? Are you a self-hating manlet who doesn't want anyone else to feel better?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That’s not me. Someone else replied to you.
            Anyway, to answer your question, it’s because I do not want people with serious afflictions like manletism to get their ego worked up and act as if they’re equal to tall people. I don’t care what they do to compensate for their lack of stature. They still won’t be able to reach the top shelf of a kitchen cabinet without a chair.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easier to do push-ups
    Don't have to eat as much
    Don't look goofy
    t. lanklet

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can easily find a dommy mommy to peg you since most girls are taller than you.

    lanklets will never enjoy a tall gf.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I often wonder how images like this end up on some random IST weirdo's harddrive, and then if the people ever realize their private home photos are circulating the internet. Cool trainset though

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Less back and knee problems.
    Way easier to reach goals
    Some advantages in certain sports
    You will never have to worry about Cardio or apnea the way a big guy does

    When I was in the corps we ran into a problem where these fricking huge guys would be practicing dragging people and they'd get gassed quick because they're pulling someone else plus themselves. Sometimes a bit more compact build is better, other times it's not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which sports? Aside from gymnastics which everyone says.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Best lacrosse player I ever knew was like 5'5. Also anything where form and balance is key, so gymnastics yes, but diving is huge, and if you're willing to learn flamenco, dancing is also an option where you'll have a way easier time than us lanklets. I had to give up dancing for unrelated reasons, start developing this really fricked up bunion.

        Always wear shoes with room kids.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >lacrosse

          The only people who play lacrosse were kids cut from the hockey team

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > smart ultra fit manlets are likely gonna be the ones that logistically survive the apocalypse after the initial bloodshed.

    I know most manlets are coping and wanna be social but lowkey:

    > y'all could be absolute ghosts. Literally nobody is looking at you as long as you ain't flamboyant in clothing and behaviour.

    The introverted monk manlets are at absolute peace. Eventually the crowd is gonna be naturally so high you'll always have camo lmao.

    > Learn parkour , you can evade literally anybody.
    Play to your bodies strengths.

    > longer lives is a big one

    While this is a cope:

    YOu get to work harder for everything - yes this sucks initially but reality is - you have an opportunity to become legitimately competent at many things rather than the shallow competence that many pretty people enjoy.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can hide more easy, fly a jet, drive a tank, sports cars.

    need less food to live
    less roids to fit

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are strange
    When you're a manlet
    Faces look ugly
    When you're alone
    Women seem wicked
    When you're unwanted
    Streets are uneven
    When you're short

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re short they’ll stick you in an lav instead of having to hike everywhere

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    15 year old girls hit on you because they think you're 17

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