after months of being a miserable alcoholic neet i got a call back from the job ive been trying to get into and they're going to drug test.

after months of being a miserable alcoholic neet i got a call back from the job ive been trying to get into and they're going to drug test. now what i want to ask is what is the best way to sweat out the? i need an absolute detox to make sure i get the job. to be specific it's delta 8 carts (legal gas station weed vapes) please let me know what i should be putting in my body to get this shit out of my system

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you should have thought of this before trying to land a job. I heard chugging cranberry juice works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      op here, mental health currently is at an all-time low and high at the same time and the only reason i smoke is to avoid my dependency on alcohol cuz shit ruined my life and im only in my early 20's.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/AYkJt8E.jpg

        after months of being a miserable alcoholic neet i got a call back from the job ive been trying to get into and they're going to drug test. now what i want to ask is what is the best way to sweat out the? i need an absolute detox to make sure i get the job. to be specific it's delta 8 carts (legal gas station weed vapes) please let me know what i should be putting in my body to get this shit out of my system

        Just get a weed card. Its not hard.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how long do you have before the test? just delay until its out of your system lmao
    "i have covid"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure i can stall it for a week at the very least

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THC is fat soluble and trace amounts can stay for a long time, just cheat the test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a government job so cheating is gonna be difficult, on the bright side though it's a saliva swab test so it won't go too far back at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I smoked the night before a mouth swab test and passed. Just stop smoking the gas station carts and you’ll be fine

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Swab test is three days clean to pass if you want to be safe.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not enough thc in d8 to be detected. if you're super concerned, just go a week without it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is so swag thank u for the good news I rly needed some

      Vinegar washes it out the system

      Noted do you just chug it straight?

      Beetroot juice (cup daily) + intense cardio and I mean intense like disgusting sweat shower kind of cardio. It will take 3 days.

      Will definitely do this 3 days before the test , can you get beetroot juice from a standard grocery store?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yea, I buy lacto fermented beetroot juice in the supermarket or you can just eat beetroots. They are good for flushing out your kidneys and liver it is just to make sure. You mostly sweat/shit/piss out the waste from drugs so stay hydrated and sweat a lot. Also afaik the tests are made to detect active compounds and for cannabis use it means that you are fine in 48 hours unless they do a blood test which will reveal "you have been using in the past" which I guess you still don't want.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          is this legit? The company I work for claims all employees are subject to random drug testing, which I think actually just means they use it if looking for a reason to fire you and not random at all. Nevertheless, looking for something to sate my worries about taking an edible friday night and still pissing hot monday. Quest Diagnostics 5 panel piss test

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought you were talking about the swab test. I don't know if the piss test will be clear but I think so. Never done so I can't be sure. Most companies have "random drug tests" but I've seen it done only once and it was because some manager saw three guys puffing away in front of the building on the afternoon shift so they just got rid of them this way. If you are a normal guy who sometimes does edibles or smoke in your free time, you don't need to worry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              different anon, was just curious about the topic and don't personally know any weed users who partake infrequently enough to piss clean between uses

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I see. You are right. There are very little people that actually use like once or twice a month. Usually every day or not at all. I for sure know that 48 hours is enough after last smoking to pass the swab test becase it is designed to find active compounds/cannabinoids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard the opposite, that it is detectable in urine for much longer than regular weed. I've never used d8 myself so I can't confirm

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vinegar washes it out the system

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beetroot juice (cup daily) + intense cardio and I mean intense like disgusting sweat shower kind of cardio. It will take 3 days.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just get a job in a warehouse, pretty sure being a drugged degenerate is a requirement.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how frequently have you been smoking? One week probably isn't going to be long enough

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You need to detox your fat cells because THC stays in the fat cells.

    LISTEN UP BIG KNOWLEDGE DROP:::
    You didn’t say how long you have so I’m assuming you have more than 24 hrs.
    You need on day one: one 500mg niacin WITH flush in the morning and another at bed, atleast 1g of vitamin C daily. You will need to do a lot of sweating and cardio to make sure you get the most out of ur niacin.
    If you have less than 24 hours search youtube for this video: How to clean your system of marijuana in 24hrs for less than 20$ - Humblelifestyle (channel name).

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