Ahhh time for the mornin cuppa. No talkie yet?

Ahhh time for the mornin cuppa. No talkie yet IST.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morning anon! Working hard or hardly working, eh? Heh heh heh

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    degenerate addict

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. anon who surely doesn't drink, smoke, masturbate, play video games, watch TV, eat sugar, eat junk food, use social media, or own a cell phone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pathetic junkie trying to equate natural behaviours like masturbating or using a cell phone with their crippling addiction.

        Your body has a physical dependency to caffeine. If you stop, you will go through withdrawal.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >natural behaviours like masturbating or using a cell phone
          >using a cell phone
          >natural
          Lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice try junkie. Could you write that post if you didn't have your cawfee this morning? Or would you still be in bed with a splitting headache for two weeks because of your crippling addiction?

            Funny enough, if I don't use a cell phone for 3 days that doesn't happen to me.

            They're just larping, no need to take them seriously
            [...]
            Assuming this isn't a samefag reply you should be ashamed for falling for such an obvious bait

            Not samefagging and no, we're not larping. Look up caffeine withdrawal. Quit caffeine cold turkey for a week and see what happens.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dunno dude, I drink coffee like once or twice a week, usually on weekends. I am more of a tea guy. Anyway, nice shitposting.

              [...]

              Sorry bro. Finish your cuppa.

              [...]
              honestly IST used to be funnier but these days the incel energy just oozes out of every thread

              >drinks coffee
              INCEL
              >has a job
              wage slave cuck gay! You should live with your mom and be on welfare like me!
              >works out
              You don't lift as much as me gay!
              >Has sex
              She isn't that hot and thats a dude you fag!
              >eats food
              You're a shit cook and should have a nice day

              Like holy shit guys it gets old after a while we should encourage each other sometimes.

              OP I hope you have a nice day and your coffee is good. I just had 2 cups myself. Time to start this beautiful day

              Agree.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dunno dude, I drink coffee like once or twice a week, usually on weekends. I am more of a tea guy. Anyway, nice shitposting.

                It's not an opinion (pic related).

                The thing is that we live in a society that enshrines mediocrity and is profoundly unhealthy. It's not surprising that we have such high rate of mental disorders and overall unhappiness -- we live in a society that encourages people to be the most mediocre version of themselves as possible.

                Part of that is our drug culture. And yes, caffeine is part of that culture. Just because pop can't get by without with cutesy wootsie "cuppa joe"! or whatever the fuck bros is callin' it now doesn't mean it isn't an addiction. Your body builds a physical dependency on it.

                Quit cold turkey and see what happens. Even if you're a moderate caffeine drinker, you'll probably get headaches and not be able to function without it for a few days. That's not something some of us want for our life.

                Nobody is shit posting or putting people down, but you wouldn't make this excuse for any other physical addiction. You just make excuses for this one because it's socially acceptable and there's coffee shops everywhere.

                30 years from now when there's hedge shops everywhere and an employee "can't function without their wake 'n bake," people are going to say the same thing about you when you try to tell them that's bad for them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                >opens with some high school tier societal critique
                Yeah I'm not going to finish reading that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? You think people are raw dogging life dude? No alcohol? No tobacco? No caffeine? No prescription pills? No supplements? Just 100% natural. Get the fuck out of here. I mean, everything in moderation, but fuck yeah if I have some coffee what the fuck do you care? Get a fucking life gay. You're arguing about caffeine addiction on IST. Have some self awareness for fucks sake

                Yeah, shattering people's delusions is a thankless job. IF we're at the point where posting multiple academic studies proving moderate caffeine use results in physical addiction and people just have breakdowns saying "I'M NOT GOING TO READ IT" I think it's obvious which group the retards are in.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                At this point you can call me an alcoholic as well because I like to have a few pints on the weekend with my friends. I don’t consider myself addicted to caffeine since I don’t really consume it frequently. Especially during summer when it’s hot as fuck since it makes me even more sweaty than usual. Not gonna argue with you about shit like that. I know people who need their six to eight cups of coffee which can’t be healthy and ok but stop telling me having a cup a week is bad and addiction.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude who cares about what incels on this board think. The literal purpose of IST is to troll. This dude is going to take down big coffee by himself by telling IST that caffeine is bad as if he is some fucking Aristotle level philosophical take lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's not the same. Alcohol dependency doesn't work the way caffeine does.

                >a cup a week is bad and addiction.
                Also you said you did more earlier, now it's only one cup a week. If you're this invested that you have to lie about how much you drink then it sounds like you have a problem.

                Dude who cares about what incels on this board think. The literal purpose of IST is to troll. This dude is going to take down big coffee by himself by telling IST that caffeine is bad as if he is some fucking Aristotle level philosophical take lol

                This is so pathetic it doesn't warrant a response.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Also you said you did more earlier, now it's only one cup a week. If you're this invested that you have to lie about how much you drink then it sounds like you have a problem.
                I said once or twice.

                Dude who cares about what incels on this board think. The literal purpose of IST is to troll. This dude is going to take down big coffee by himself by telling IST that caffeine is bad as if he is some fucking Aristotle level philosophical take lol

                Wouldn’t be surprising to me if he does drink coffee.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being this emotionally invested in an argument on a korean knitting board that you'd lie about the amount of coffee you drink to an anon.

                I have 3 kids under 4 and at least one of them wakes up in the middle of the night, every night. I get up at 5AM to workout before the rest of the family wakes up and get home by 6:45AM every day. I go upstairs (WFH) to work at 8AM until 4:30PM every day. I never have coffee before a workout because it makes me have to crap. But yeah, if I get up twice in the middle of the night and getup at 5AM and want to have a cup of coffee before work I will fucking do that. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. You have no idea what its like to have responsibility, people relying on you for food and shelter, so instead of acting holier than thou because you don't drink coffee maybe you should try to self improve a different way by seeing stuff from other people's perspective and engaging in this thing called empathy. I'll be god damned If I'm going to stick around listening to some little twerp lecture me. Go fuck yourself

                >little twerp
                I guarantee you I'm bigger than you. Especially if you don't have the discipline to raise your own crotch fruit you fucking loser.

                Fact: - you fags can rationalize it anyway you want, but your body will build a physical dependency on caffeine if you drink even a moderate amount. The fact that you guys can't handle this without having some kind of break down, lying about your use, saying you need it because you don't have the responsibility to raise your kids and get to work on time (remotely, no less), or having to do mental gymnastics to get around it is sad. It's not a debate. Your body isn't magic. It's an addiction. IF it's an addiction you think you're okay with (because it's so minor), that's fine.

                So fuck you, you're the ones who deal with the punishment of wasting money, performance problems, and heart problems later.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                k

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That video is anxiety provoking 🙁

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shh, anon. *taps cup* You know the rules. No talkie until I’ve had my coffee.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calling one of the oldest drugs in human existence unnatural is retarded. If you act like caffeine is actually bad for you then you are retarded, taking weekends of or a 5 day straight break every month will stop you from being too addicted.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's an old drug so it's not bad
            Okay go smoke some fucking opium then retard.

            >If you act like caffeine is actually bad for you then you are retarded,

            Hur dur heart problems are a socialconstruct

            >taking weekends of or a 5 day straight break every month will stop you from being too addicted.

            "becoming too addicted:

            Jesus christ will you beanFiends listen to yourselves.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >BeanFiends

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its ok if I'm addicted to crack, you probably play video games

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caffeine is for fucking losers. Nothing is more pathetic than a grown man pissing and moaning about how they "need their morning coffee" or they 'can't function without it." All the cutsey names for it don't change the fact that you're harbouring an addiction and you're going to be useless without it. IF you cut caffeine out of your diet, you'd experience headaches and be useless for like two weeks.

      jesus christ it's just coffee. the puritanical chudcels on this board I swear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "It's *just* coffee!"

        AKA - My physical addiction is societally acceptable so I can rationalise it's okay!

        There's nothing puritanical about it. If you're going to put shit into your body that makes you useless without it with absolutely no benefit, that's a stupid decision. The fact that it's easily available doesn't make it less stupid.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're just larping, no need to take them seriously

        >natural behaviours like masturbating or using a cell phone
        >using a cell phone
        >natural
        Lmao

        Assuming this isn't a samefag reply you should be ashamed for falling for such an obvious bait

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone I disagree with is a chud or larping

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >natural behaviours like masturbating or using a cell phone
        >using a cell phone
        >natural
        Lmao

        honestly IST used to be funnier but these days the incel energy just oozes out of every thread

        >drinks coffee
        INCEL
        >has a job
        wage slave cuck gay! You should live with your mom and be on welfare like me!
        >works out
        You don't lift as much as me gay!
        >Has sex
        She isn't that hot and thats a dude you fag!
        >eats food
        You're a shit cook and should have a nice day

        Like holy shit guys it gets old after a while we should encourage each other sometimes.

        OP I hope you have a nice day and your coffee is good. I just had 2 cups myself. Time to start this beautiful day

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Except nobody here is doing any of that. We're just saying coffee/caffeine is an addiction.

          I guarantee you everyone talking shit hasn't had to quit coffee cold turkey. You'd be singing a different tune.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So? You think people are raw dogging life dude? No alcohol? No tobacco? No caffeine? No prescription pills? No supplements? Just 100% natural. Get the fuck out of here. I mean, everything in moderation, but fuck yeah if I have some coffee what the fuck do you care? Get a fucking life gay. You're arguing about caffeine addiction on IST. Have some self awareness for fucks sake

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do none of that

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So? You think people are raw dogging life dude? No alcohol? No tobacco? No caffeine? No prescription pills? No supplements? Just 100% natural.

              I do.

              >Get a fucking life gay. You're arguing about caffeine addiction on IST. Have some self awareness for fucks sake

              Correction. You're crying about how your addiction is okay.

              >reddit spacing
              >opens with some high school tier societal critique
              Yeah I'm not going to finish reading that

              >reddit spacing
              >opens with some high school tier societal critique
              >Yeah I'm not going to finish reading that

              The rationalization of junkies is pathetic. i literally posted double-blind studies and you won't read them because 'reddit spacing' or some shit. Say whatever you want but you're a clear illustration of that 'high school tier societal critique'

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep I'm addicted to caffeine. I have a cup of coffee every morning

                Is this what you wanted? Continue, tell me how you are superior to me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're so defensive you're not even listening to what i'm saying.

                I'm not saying I'm better than you. I'm saying I WANT better FOR you.

                Caffeine isn't even like alcohol -- you don't get a euphoric drunk from it. You're just feeding an addiction and you'll be sub-optimal dysfuncitonal without it for a few days. I don't know if you're a student, a professional, or what - but you're just setting yourself up for failure on a day where you don't have it or don't have time to do it.

                It's also not good for your heart. It contributes to afib and high blood pressure.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have 3 kids under 4 and at least one of them wakes up in the middle of the night, every night. I get up at 5AM to workout before the rest of the family wakes up and get home by 6:45AM every day. I go upstairs (WFH) to work at 8AM until 4:30PM every day. I never have coffee before a workout because it makes me have to crap. But yeah, if I get up twice in the middle of the night and getup at 5AM and want to have a cup of coffee before work I will fucking do that. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. You have no idea what its like to have responsibility, people relying on you for food and shelter, so instead of acting holier than thou because you don't drink coffee maybe you should try to self improve a different way by seeing stuff from other people's perspective and engaging in this thing called empathy. I'll be god damned If I'm going to stick around listening to some little twerp lecture me. Go fuck yourself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I need coffee because my life is hard
                Have you ever considered that if you cut coffee out of your life your mornings wouldn't be so groggy and shit?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone I disagree with is a chud or larping

                Its ok if I'm addicted to crack, you probably play video games

                Good luck reasoning with these people. They're literally having breakdowns because they can't handle it.

                Like I said, enshrined mediocrity.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My mornings would be less groggy if i didn't have 3 fucking kids waking up all hours of the night. Do you know what colic is you fucking twerp? I'd say I'm doing pretty fucking kid with 3 kids under 4 working out at 5AM getting up all hours of the night and just fucking going hard. What would help me be less groggy is actually sleeping in one day. That isn't an option when you're a father

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd say I'm doing pretty fucking kid
                Freudian slip anon?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                gud*

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understand your feels anon. My youngest is four months old, and their elder sibling had wicked colic. I'm also riding the sleep deprivation train. Try those probiotic drops, that worked for mine. About a week after we started them that kid slept a lot better and everyone was happier. What also helped was when I was sitting up late at night with my baby being just miserable was to walk around with them, focus on baby's feelings and how much you want to help them instead of your own frustration, and at the worst moments, remember that they will grow out of it soon.

                Also take turns on the weekend/your day off with your spouse taking naps. One person gets to sleep in and the other gets to sleep in the afternoon. That will help a lot more than anything else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't value the opinions of men without family or kids regarding health and life advice. I also don't value the opinions of e-celebs or regular celebs who live in a fantasy world and don't live in the basis of reality the every-day man does. Yes I'm sure its easy to not drink coffee and be fit when you have a personal chef and a nanny. Fucking idiots

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My situation is that when it isn't the kids, it's the fucking cats

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You guys can't even handle being told coffee is addictive so strap in, but honestly, this family man shit is the most immasculating thing you can do with your life.

                Nothing is more pathetic than someone trying to flex on being a family man. Getting married and having kids isn't an accomplishment. People do it all the time. All the people I know who become fathers get fat, lose their hair, grow tired of their wife, are stressed constantly, and become dead-eyed shells of the men they used to be. Dr. Peterson can talk until he's blue in the face, but he made like 17 million on his speaking events alone. You can't even do it without coffee and being deeply offended by some IST shit.

                You're literally nothing more than a paycheck to wench you knocked up and kids who won't appreciate you. That girl you're providing for would replace you in a heartbeat and cheat on you even quicker if you don't provide her with almost constant attention. Even then, she might do it anyway, in which case the courts will fuck you because you're a man. You're one facebook DM away from literally losing everything. Post whatever bullshit you want in response, but the majority of these end in divorce and broken families.

                Enjoy watching infant cartoons for the 9 years and having your life revolve around some shitting puking machines.

                Keep holding on to that delusion that you're going to get something out of this or there's some mature responsibility prize at the end. The reality is there isn't. Your kids are going to be in your life forever.

                I had a vaesectomy and make $130k working from home. I hit the lowest bodyfat of my life a few years ago and weigh 220. I hit new fitness goals every few months. I did it all naturally and get 8 hours of sleep every night. I also bang a different chick every month. It's not even hard.

                Enjoy your "life"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I had a vaesectomy
                thank god

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry harder loser.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Redditor spotted
                Redditor spotted
                This is not a drill

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember a lot of these posters are just bots. And yeah some of them are human but they are so traumatized they can't handle life so are no better than bots and deserve only our silent pity. anyway enjoy your morning my friends. sitting on the shitter after my own cuppa

                Imagine being an adult and talking like this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice space between your lines retard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Being this devoid of arguments. Dubs of shame. It's called a paragraph you fucking mong.

                This, imagine your life being so easy you think not drinking caffeine is a major accomplishment
                fucking HEH

                You seem confused. Nobody here is saying that. They're saying coffee is an addiction. All the beanfiends spergged out and had a fucking meltdown on the board.

                >B-B-BUT I NEED IT TO RAISE MY KIDS! U DON'T HAVE KIDS SO UR OPINION IS INVALID

                >WELL EVERYTHING IS AN ADDICTION SO FUCK YOU BOOHOO

                Say whatever the fuck you want but one day you won't be able to get your coffee and you're going to feel like shit. When that happens, remember this conversation and realize that you're a tool who was this invested in something so trivial

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re a retarded retard

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry, I can't focus on this comment. I didn't have my cutsey wootsy kawfee.

                You are worse than them because they're just addicted to some bean juice and you've modified your God given body to be infertile then proceeded to fornication and further defile yourself.

                Have fun playing make believe every sunday

                post some pics of the pussy you crushed

                It's a worksafe board / not doxxing myself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun playing make believe every day.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This doesn't even make sense but nothing else you posted does either, so okay. Keep rationalizing your failures by projecting your insecurities onto other people. Have shower arguments. Feel groggy as shit until you get your coffee fiix, and then one day when you can't have it, you'll be a complete bitch that can't do anything, You'll blame everyone else or come up with some reason how your body is somehow special and you're not addicted.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol he got you so good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being so butthurt about coffee you samefag a thread for hours.

                >one day you won't be able to get your coffee and you're going to feel like shit.

                Realistically thats not going to happen. The reality is that they will drink coffee until they die and they will always have it. On occasion they will have a bad day because they didn't have it.

                Whats actually worse though is that every single day they wake up in the morning feeling like complete shit, with a foggy brain, practically incapable of leaving their house without their fix. To make matters worse, every single day they also have to deal with the crash.

                Agreed, but that's what I'm saying. There going ot have those bad days and it's going to be awful because they didn't get it.

                Good luck reasoning with these guys though. Nobody here wants to have an adult conversation or actually take a look in the mirror. I'm not perfect or anything but I went through caffiene withrdrawal and now know how bad it is for your body. The data is out there about heart complications and shit but people don't care.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a coffee drinker, dumbass. I was the Christian guy. Now does it nature sense? No? Do i have to spell it out, fuck fuck? Okay, basically if you don't believe in God nothing makes sense, no belief can be logically justified becausethe existence of God is a necessary precondition for metaphysics. So, you make believe everyday.
                Fucking loon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >, no belief can be logically justified becausethe existence of God is a necessary precondition for metaphysics

                That's seriously the most retarded thing in this entire thread.

                2 rocks plus 2 rocks equals four rocks. Magic man in the sky not necessary.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm Christian
                >fuck fuck fucking loon

                Imagine trying to moralize about your sky daddy on a chinese homoerotic hentai forum and not even understanding the basics of your own religion.

                Pathetic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >, no belief can be logically justified becausethe existence of God is a necessary precondition for metaphysics

                That's seriously the most retarded thing in this entire thread.

                2 rocks plus 2 rocks equals four rocks. Magic man in the sky not necessary.

                I'm not a coffee drinker, dumbass. I was the Christian guy. Now does it nature sense? No? Do i have to spell it out, fuck fuck? Okay, basically if you don't believe in God nothing makes sense, no belief can be logically justified becausethe existence of God is a necessary precondition for metaphysics. So, you make believe everyday.
                Fucking loon.

                christianity is the only way for people to be rebellious these days. Its turned into counter culture. You used to be able to get a nosering or die your hair pink, but now the vast majority of zoomers are trannies, gays, and purple haired freak shows, so you have to go full on Opus Dei catholic to be counterculture now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dubs of truth.

                Sad but true. I guess I see the appeal. I'm half-trolling coffee drinkers but honestly, i'm not perfect. I get anxious about stuff. Sometimes I lack self control. I should be nicer to people and probably more positive. My life is pretty good but I'm always afraid I'm one step away from screwing it up.

                I used to be christian growing up but moved away from in when I got older. I went through my cringe atheist phase in my early to mid 20s, but I do see the appeal to believing in god. It's just kind of silly when people make claims like Christianity is a necessary condition for metaphysics or something like that. It's a asinine proposition. I have seen the same thing you're talking about though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've been thinking about becoming gnomish. I really don't get all the garden gnome hate on IST. if they're half as evil as they talk about they're honestly pretty based.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've thought about it to, but the problem is there's really no empirical evidence for the existence of anything supernatural -- much less supernatural phenomenon one can elucidate as intelligible and have a plan for you life.

                I eventually got a degree in psychology explicitly after leaving christianity to figure out what it was that people were experiencing. It's pretty obvious from this thread alone that humans have an amazing power to rationalize things for themselves and convince themselves of things that stroke their ego. You can believe whatever you want but until I see some real evidence i'm pretty much just living my life the best I can.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How embarrassing

                https://i.imgur.com/EZWsB2Y.png

                >BeanFiends

                lol fuck you it's funny

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one day you won't be able to get your coffee and you're going to feel like shit.

                Realistically thats not going to happen. The reality is that they will drink coffee until they die and they will always have it. On occasion they will have a bad day because they didn't have it.

                Whats actually worse though is that every single day they wake up in the morning feeling like complete shit, with a foggy brain, practically incapable of leaving their house without their fix. To make matters worse, every single day they also have to deal with the crash.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                tldr

                I'm happy for you though, or sorry that happened

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are worse than them because they're just addicted to some bean juice and you've modified your God given body to be infertile then proceeded to fornication and further defile yourself.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Coffee is addictive.

                There is no greater joy in my life than my children.

                I am fit as a fiddle.

                Stay miserable or at a minimum stop projecting your life choices onto others.

                It is not manly to suggest a traditional role in life is not all it's cracked out to be. It isn't about that, and if you don't know that you never will.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There is no greater joy in my life than my children.

                It sounds like you have a pretty boring life.

                >Stay miserable or at a minimum stop projecting your life choices onto others.

                Nice try, but over half of those marriages end in divorce. Nowadays, prenups don't even protect you.

                I'm not saying you're a bad person or that you can't enjoy those things. I'm saying if men go around posturing that having a wife and kids is the ultimate manly or macho thing to do, it's really pathetic because it's really one of the most immasculating. Literally MOST OF THEM find this out when they get divorced and end up bitter in their 40s trying to force some brady-bunch shit with other failures.

                >It is not manly to suggest a traditional role in life is not all it's cracked out to be. It isn't about that, and if you don't know that you never will.

                Lol, is this your attempt to talk down to me on IST because you had kids? I hate to tell you this, but that's not an accomplishment. The fact that you wear this like a badge of honor means you have very little going for you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree with you that one shouldn't posture marriage as the greatest thing ever.

                However, I believe the same holds true for your opinion. I am not talking down to you in any manner.

                You can continue to believe I don't have much going on in my life, that's fine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair. I'm sorry if I was an asshole. I was anti-coffee anon this whole thread.

                I wish you and your family health. I hope you don't end up in that divorced category because I was the kid in that situation and it really sucked.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I don't think this reply was for me. Get some sleep bro.

                This, like, wtf [...] is about even lol

                Pic related

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not any of those anti-coffee brigade, but colic is usually a symptom of insufficient nutrition and/or stress

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >quit coffee cold turkey
            2 weeks or so into this and it's very easy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on how much you drink.

              I have 3 kids under 4 and at least one of them wakes up in the middle of the night, every night. I get up at 5AM to workout before the rest of the family wakes up and get home by 6:45AM every day. I go upstairs (WFH) to work at 8AM until 4:30PM every day. I never have coffee before a workout because it makes me have to crap. But yeah, if I get up twice in the middle of the night and getup at 5AM and want to have a cup of coffee before work I will fucking do that. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. You have no idea what its like to have responsibility, people relying on you for food and shelter, so instead of acting holier than thou because you don't drink coffee maybe you should try to self improve a different way by seeing stuff from other people's perspective and engaging in this thing called empathy. I'll be god damned If I'm going to stick around listening to some little twerp lecture me. Go fuck yourself

              > Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
              >You have no idea what its like to have responsibility,

              First off, you don't know anything about you fucking retard. Your contradicting your own "wisdom"

              Secondly, if you're stupid ass lacks the discipline to raise your own fucking kids (while you have a cushy job that works from home), that's not something you should be bragging about. This post makes you sound even more pathetic. You don't get a medal for doing the stuff you're supposed to do. Asking for a pat on the back for raising your kids doesn't make you sound mature and responsible. It's pathetic that you're struggling to do it without using fucking drugs -- especially when you're not even having to go into an office.

              Prior to this, my point was never "holier than thou.' It's that caffeine is a drug and you'll develop an addiction. Drink coffee if you want, but it's an addiction. If you think it's hard now, if something happens when you can't have coffee, you're just going to whine like the bitch you are.

              Also, my original point about enshrining mediocrity? You guys are doing a great job of proving it.

              This is seriously pathetic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                tldr

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remember a lot of these posters are just bots. And yeah some of them are human but they are so traumatized they can't handle life so are no better than bots and deserve only our silent pity. anyway enjoy your morning my friends. sitting on the shitter after my own cuppa

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, imagine your life being so easy you think not drinking caffeine is a major accomplishment
        fucking HEH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, like, wtf

        Caffeine is for fucking losers. Nothing is more pathetic than a grown man pissing and moaning about how they "need their morning coffee" or they 'can't function without it." All the cutsey names for it don't change the fact that you're harbouring an addiction and you're going to be useless without it. IF you cut caffeine out of your diet, you'd experience headaches and be useless for like two weeks.

        is about even lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take it you've never worked with boomers who are completely useless until 10:30 after they've had their morning coffee.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah ah ah, you know the rules anon

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine is for fucking losers. Nothing is more pathetic than a grown man pissing and moaning about how they "need their morning coffee" or they 'can't function without it." All the cutsey names for it don't change the fact that you're harbouring an addiction and you're going to be useless without it. IF you cut caffeine out of your diet, you'd experience headaches and be useless for like two weeks.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love caffeine but everything about your post is gay.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut up gay. The world doesn't stop because you need your fix.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The world stops because I command it to stop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My god, the caffeine addiction has reached symptoms of delusion.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He isn't Dio pilled on coffee
          yare yare daze ...

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mug posting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mug anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mugposting

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mugposting

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute :3

      I have 3 kids under 4 and at least one of them wakes up in the middle of the night, every night. I get up at 5AM to workout before the rest of the family wakes up and get home by 6:45AM every day. I go upstairs (WFH) to work at 8AM until 4:30PM every day. I never have coffee before a workout because it makes me have to crap. But yeah, if I get up twice in the middle of the night and getup at 5AM and want to have a cup of coffee before work I will fucking do that. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. You have no idea what its like to have responsibility, people relying on you for food and shelter, so instead of acting holier than thou because you don't drink coffee maybe you should try to self improve a different way by seeing stuff from other people's perspective and engaging in this thing called empathy. I'll be god damned If I'm going to stick around listening to some little twerp lecture me. Go fuck yourself

      I think that guy doesn't have kids anon.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking frogposter!

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays lol

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what counts as "moderate" caffeine intake? I have no more than one small cup or shot of espresso four days a week.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOMEONE ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So I'm the guy who posted the studies about caffeine being addictive.

        As far as "moderate" -- it depends. I will say what you're describing is moderate by normie standards but definitely not moderate by medical ones.

        A shot of espresso / 1 cup of coffee 4 days a week every week is definitely enough to make you undergo withdrawal symptoms if you quit cold turkey (although they maybe relatively minor). The easiest way you can tell is go a week without doing it. Do you feel tired? Are you getting headaches? Do you feel groggy? Are you even able to do it, or will you just talk yourself out of it?

        As you can see from the anons here who use it a lot, they're pretty much rationalizing themselves into thinking it's okay because it's socially accetped, they need it do be a dad, posting medical studies makes you a nerd, everyone has an additction so this one is fine -- etc. It's textbook addictive behavior and they're not going to respond well to people calling them out. It's here in black and white for you to decide.

        If you do care, Moderate use would be more like 1 to 2 cups a week. You could expect such a minor amount of caffeine effects that unless you have a genetic LD50 if an infant you'd be fine.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Morning coffee

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's a milkshake

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many 17-20 year old hardcorecels itt, I’m enjoying my many cuppas to some Ugly Mane rn.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy based, enjoying my morning cup to the new Black Thought album

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I shall give it a listen

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another LUM fan on IST
      Opposite lanes is a goated pump up song for me

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Updated for future reference

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile, you're so triggered by the fact someone posted double-blind studies proving moderate amounts of caffeine are addictive you made a fucking image.

      Yet I'm the beta. Okay Zoomer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Addictive drug that improves performance in every facet of your life.
        If you don't drink coffee you're a GDE with a small brain. Simple as.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah developing AFIB and being completely useless for like 2 weeks if you can't get it sounds like the galaxy brain move here

          Post current body with lifts.

          After you, zoomer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >After you
            bawahahahahahahaha, wow wut a shock

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >POAST BODY
              >sure, post yours
              >OH HO HO HO! AHA! SEE U MUST BE SMOLL!

              Sounds like you're scared gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >y-you first
            every fucking thread

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because you're the one asking.

              You don't understand basic interactions with people. No wonder you're a junkie.

              You need more coffee you fucking failure

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            EVERY THREAD
            EVERY FUCKING THREAD
            CAN WE HAVE ONE FUCKING THREAD WHERE THE DUDE SPEWING BULLSHIT ACTUALLY POSTS BODY TO BACK IT UP
            THIS BOARD FUCKING SUCKS

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They do all the time. It's just IST is a shit board. What you're asking doesn't even make sense.

              I like coffee but I will never get addicted to it. My Dad has literal withdrawals with out his morning cuppa. I am not shitting you. Its like a mild nicotine withdrawal, he is an asshat to everyone and gets mildly sick. Tbf he drinks like 3 cups a day. Just be careful fellow coffee bros.

              Quoted for truth. Get ready for an onslaught of people freaking out and telling you this isn't possible and you're a horrible person.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the sky is blue and here is evidence
              >post body
              >no you
              >why does the guy spewing bullshit never post body

              This is the cope of an addict. Now post body.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post current body with lifts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn, I sort of understand incels now. Not only are they ugly, but they're also choosing to go through life avoiding all of the simple pleasures of being alive. If they were to live a little maybe they wouldn't be so on edge all the time lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got more pussy in the last 3 months than you have all year. The fact that you guys think I'm incapable of having close relationships or an exciting life just because I don't drink coffee or alcohol speaks volumes about how impoverished your life is.

        But yeah enjoy your "cuppa" or "cawfee!" or whatever you fags are calling it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I was in school chads and jocks were the ones who only drank on the weekends and never smoked for their lungs. Your world view is crafted by hollywood lies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >drinking weekdays
        >in highschool
        >smoking
        >in highschool
        Lol what the fuck? Also, who drinks every weekend? That's unreasonable

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just keep digging this hole deeper and deeper.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Gets hammered on weekdays like a degenerate

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              we told you we don't drink retard and you threw a hissy fit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the same person you fucking pea brain

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I was in school, the chads and jocks were also intelligent, and super friendly and encouraging. They were popular for a reason.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning anon, I'm currently having my morning /cuppa/. Everyone else shhhhh

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like coffee but I will never get addicted to it. My Dad has literal withdrawals with out his morning cuppa. I am not shitting you. Its like a mild nicotine withdrawal, he is an asshat to everyone and gets mildly sick. Tbf he drinks like 3 cups a day. Just be careful fellow coffee bros.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're all so reactive and bitter, it's hilarious. Who gives a shit, enjoy your cuppa OP

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm addicted to lifting weights

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    any anons want a refill?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take a cup please, though I left my mug at home.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing buddy, I'll have another cup. That tank sure is a nice BACK up, heh heh.

        been up since 4 am and just got done working out may I have a cuppa?

        https://i.imgur.com/dx0YQXu.png

        Pls coffee chad

        https://i.imgur.com/FFihckR.jpg

        >sip
        mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

        Yeah bud, appreciate it.

        Currently working on my third cup of the good shit, Bugez-style.

        Sorry for the delays fellas, here you go

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you mister Lynch!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure thing buddy, I'll have another cup. That tank sure is a nice BACK up, heh heh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      been up since 4 am and just got done working out may I have a cuppa?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pls coffee chad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sip
      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bud, appreciate it.

      Currently working on my third cup of the good shit, Bugez-style.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so many newfags itt

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we told you
    >we don't drink
    >we

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not the same anon you fucking retard.

      Again, you just keep digging this whole deeper.

      My mornings would be less groggy if i didn't have 3 fucking kids waking up all hours of the night. Do you know what colic is you fucking twerp? I'd say I'm doing pretty fucking kid with 3 kids under 4 working out at 5AM getting up all hours of the night and just fucking going hard. What would help me be less groggy is actually sleeping in one day. That isn't an option when you're a father

      I made some whore shit out 3 kids and now i'm crying about how it's everyone else's problem. I can't do it without drugs. I don't have the discipline to raise my own kids, but poast body! ur clearly not disciplined like I am!11!!

      Seriously fuck all you weak minded people. I had no idea how right you were going to make me look.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this u>?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Heres a body pic, fag

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/AoWIp3Y.png

          Heres a body pic, fag

          Not surprising someone with the discipline of a child also has the humor of a child.

          Enjoy your life.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro this shit is hilarious, you are such a fucking nerd in the most stereotypical 2000s way. please keep embarrassing yourself

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll keep "embarassing myself" by being in the best phsycial shape of my life, crushing pussy every week, making great money, and not being trapped in some failing marriage.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            post some pics of the pussy you crushed

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah because winning is sitting on a japanese hentai board crying in your coffee about you can't raise your own kids.

          Seethe harder gays.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teetotaling gays who deprive themselves of life's harmless pleasures like a few cups of coffee
    o i am laffin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >don't drink coffee anymore
      >wake up in the morning feeling energized and refreshed
      >deprived of harmless pleasures

      If you have coffee more then once a week you are a pathetic addict.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey gays, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are happy, well-adjusted, family men who spend every second of their day looking after your stupid kids. You are everything bad in the world.

    Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any STD-ridden pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having a cup of coffee.

    Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I've never had any coffee or alcohol and I've watched all the Andrew Tate videos.

    What sports do you play, other than “throw a ball" with your kid?

    I also make 130k working from home, and have a banging hot (monthly) girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all gays who should just have a nice day. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It’s me and my (monthly) bitch

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking love coffee

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need 2 cups of black coffee & a sugar free red bull or else I legitimately feel shitty & sluggish all day. How do I reset my caffeine tolerance?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take a break. at least skip the redbull as a start and then you can taper down

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /chefir/

    ounce of green tea leaves
    ounce of black tea leaves
    pour sugary instant tea to fill half the cup
    add hot water

    the trip of your life.

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