Alcohol

Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved? And which are cringe?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i like using cheerwine for mixing, it has extra carbonation and sugar compared to coke so it still tastes like soda even if you mix it really strong

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glenmorangie

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved?
    None
    >And which are cringe?
    All

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was about to type this.

      if you feel really like driking from time to time. drink at least what the fuck you REALLY want to drink.

      all this diet beer or pure vodka bullshit is a next level of cringe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vodka is cringe
        Are you even old enough to post here let alone drink ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >completely misses the point to defend fucking vodka
          stop stealing the neighbor's wifi you gopnik

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol is haram

      was about to type this.

      if you feel really like driking from time to time. drink at least what the fuck you REALLY want to drink.

      all this diet beer or pure vodka bullshit is a next level of cringe.

      None really
      I quit alcohol and lost 30kg. I thought it was my amazing diet but it's probably %90 me being an alcoholic

      Based sober anons
      > But muh peer pressure...
      Alcohol is a gains goblin of the highest order.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a predicament, I am a brewer but I wanna stop drinking. How tf do I do thar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol is haram

      was about to type this.

      if you feel really like driking from time to time. drink at least what the fuck you REALLY want to drink.

      all this diet beer or pure vodka bullshit is a next level of cringe.

      [...]
      [...]
      [...]
      Based sober anons
      > But muh peer pressure...
      Alcohol is a gains goblin of the highest order.

      Hell yeah brother
      My fitness has accelerated dramatically since I managed to quit all alcohol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. You are not nor will ever be Don Draper. Alcohol being sold as an accessory to ISTness or masculinity is a lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's more like none and none.
      Nothing cringe about a few drinks but certainly not something you want in your life if fitness is your goal.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka, but don’t get hooked on it or your life is over

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is haram

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the sigma male choice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen a man order one of these.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I get them because I like to take the cups home after

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white girl version of dark 'n' stormy

      https://i.imgur.com/fKgNtRY.jpg

      Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved? And which are cringe?

      I'm really partial to brandy and cognac not even black just prefer it to whiskey it burns so good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*Poisons you*
      >"nothing personal kid"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They only plate the outside with copper nowadays, not the inside

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      white girl version of dark 'n' stormy
      [...]
      I'm really partial to brandy and cognac not even black just prefer it to whiskey it burns so good.

      For me its a kentucky mule

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Product of a gnomish marketing campaign using falsified newspaper stories in the 50s
      Good job bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        a drink that tastes good is a gnomish scam? what the fuck are you talking about? I don't give a shit about a newspaper article, I drink it because it tastes good.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whichever you like to drink but none are IST enjoy yourself gay you're a grown man, I like straight bourbon.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fit in at least 1-2 pours of bourbon into my macros - most important is to try and space it far enough out from my workout as i'm trying to avoid the booze preventing muscle growth

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tequila soda: the perfect drink. No sugar, minimal hangover, hydrating, delicious, cheap

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey straight is the only answer. If you water it down in any way you're a gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "I drink my foul ethanol straight, if you blur the taste of yours youre a gay"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that's what he said.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "If you're going to drink poison, it might as well taste like it"
        -Random dude I met at a club drinking a dirty martini

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hurr durr muh social norms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whiskey only tastes good with ice in it because it tastes like shit gay, look I have an opinion too.

        If you don't like it don't drink it but definitely don't waste it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whiskey only tastes good with ice in it because it tastes like shit gay, look I have an opinion too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very Reddit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None really
    I quit alcohol and lost 30kg. I thought it was my amazing diet but it's probably %90 me being an alcoholic

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey and ginger ale

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gay

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody mary. 70 cals shot of vodka, 30 for the mix. Has a serving of veggies in it, inherently fit. Only try hard gays will disagree, because bitches like to order this drink too. It can be served all hours of the day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never understood the impulse to combine them seems like you just get vegetable juice that tastes bad. I'd rather just take a shot of vodka and enjoy my juice until it's time to take another shot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really enjoy the combo. Add some pepper and hot sauce for extra savory flavor. It's not for everyone though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because you have shit taste. ywn drink bloody marys for breakfast at a fancy restaurant on vacation with your girlfriend in a seaside town.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          boyfriend*

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It just werks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tastes good though

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a Blackni?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I exclusively drink Blacknis

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, it's an old fashioned.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like beer but its detrimental to athletic development. All of alcohol is.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Margaritas are the best

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pina colada mogs margaritas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can only have like 2 pina coladas before you feel fucked up from all the coconut cream and sugar in the pineapple. I could drink margaritas all day because it's just alcohol and lime juice.

        Margaritas GOAT, mojitos 2nd place

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None, alcohol is for cookie cutters.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just like tequila or vodka with a splash of soda water and lime. Relatively low in calories and gets you just as drunk as a couple beers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know you can just say tequila soda or vodka soda at a bar, right? They'll always give you a lime. Just trying to help make your life easier.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cocktails tier list:
    S
    >dry martini
    A
    >old fashioned
    >Blackni
    >margarita
    B
    >daiquiri
    >whisky sour
    >manhattan
    >sbagliatto
    >boulevardier
    >caipirinha
    the rest is trash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly this but god sometimes do I want a grasshopper.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >see this thread
    >instantly reminded of my looming addiction to margaritas

    FUCKK i was meant to wait until the weekend to drink

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gin with a splash of gingerale and lime.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gin & tonic
    >beer
    >whisky
    >rum & coke
    are all based and redpilled drinks since it's what I usually drink

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White Russian cuz balkan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      patrician choice

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anons who have addiction slave genes end up becoming hopelessly addicted to alchohol then after they swear it off assume every other person is as incapable of self control as them and proclaim it the devil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, so true. Then they preach about how much better their lives are since giving up alcohol. I have like 3 drinks a week, i don't think my life would be that much better if i gave it up

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like a glass of bourbon every now and then

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mojitos = GOAT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mojitos = GOAT
      Yeah a Mojito may be the perfect drink. Only drawback is the sugar content.

      For fitness, straight mezcal 50-100 Calories, great buzz.

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/tanyaakim/2020/09/03/the-healthiest-alcohol/?sh=427bebd71475

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved?
    none
    >And which are cringe?
    all of them.

    t. alcoholic

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking some captain Morgan and 25 cent cola

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mint Juleps are my kryptonite, if a good bar can make them I'll drink way too many lol

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just do shots of warm vodka. Simple as. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Like a bunch of fucking women, FFS

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mai tai with extra cherries please

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka Soda cause the normies wont know when you'rd just drinking club soda

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Non drinker here

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None are approved. Alcohol is poison and destroys more lives than any other drug.
    >B-but I don't drink much!
    Good for you. Still poison, still not a single benefit to you, physically or mentally.
    >But posting photos of scotch and cigars makes me feel like a distinguished gentleman
    You're not, and it's fucking cringe.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    which would be worse for gains and overall health: having 1 or 2 drinks every day or getting totally shitfaced one night out of the month?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      shitfaced once a month is better for your liver and overall well being, and almost certainly for gains. a big shock to the body is handled better than constant small stress if that makes sense

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you drink much, dont be a gay, dont pretend it doesnt fuck you up anyways, dont try to cope by discussing options
    if you drink very little, dont be a nerd and have some fun for once
    for fucks sake you people drive me crazy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if you drink very little, dont be a nerd and have some fun for once
      literally can't because i'm afraid it will turn back into having six drinks every night and a 30 pack on weekends and my life will go back to being shit forever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have this problem too but I've been getting better at it. If i haven't drank in 20 days I'll have no desire to and can keep on going but if I decided to go out and drink with friends I'll be way more likely to drink have a couple the following days. Its a mental thing for me, once I have a good streak going its easy to say no but once I agree to have a night of drinking it takes a lot of willpower to immediately get back on the wagon. I know some people just need to abstain completely for others who have drinking problems I think its just a matter of discipline and practice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If I go to the bar with friends I just order a non alcoholic drink most places have some kind of special lemonade or kombucha these days

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find vodka to be the best choice for myself. But currently, I am abstaining from alcohol because I am trying to reach my fitness goals, and alcohol will fuck that up.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every alcoholic drink is based. Every caffeinated drink is cringe.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're trying to lose weight you HAVE to give up drinking alcohol. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's extremely difficult to lose weight when drinking alcohol, even if drinking spirits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sad but true

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka water lime

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alchohol is the most gay thing in the human world, surpassing anal gay sex for 12 lgbt points

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only fit approved method is shots on an empty stomach.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    None

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao people arguing over which alcohol tastes nicest is so fucking weird. Imagine people found out you if you drank diluted bleach it would make you feel good, so everyone started putting shit into the mix to try and remove the vile taste of bleach. "No no lime and sugar make the bleach less noticeable!!" "Real men drink their diluted bleach straight!"

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have made so many bad decisions and my overindulgence in alcohol has ruined so much potential I could have had. Never to late to start working towards it now.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just drink kombucha gay
    it basically has all the nutritional benefits of alcohol
    without the actual alcohol
    a lot of the kombucha flavors are like 36 calories for a 750ml bottle too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get the crisp apple flavor for a cider feel
      they even have cocktail flavors like margarita
      or mojito...it's a good alternative gay
      pick up a bottle and try it next time you're at the store

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is switching to kratom from alcohol a good idea bros

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, you'll start getting constipated and then have horrible shits and withdrawals once you stop.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gin and diet tonic with lots of ice and a piece of lemon peel. No carbs, no sugar, no histamines, no bloating.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gin and soda.

    Cheap, delicious, low carb, mouth doesn't get coated in sugar.

    Beer. You simply cannot get through life without enjoying a beer.

    Make sure you put it properly. Do not slide it down the edge of the glass like 99% of people. Release the head, your glass should be 50% froth to begin with. If you leave the carbon in the beer it will slowly release itself in your stomach and you will feel gay and bloated.

    Old fashioned. The tastiest cocktail.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mountain Jack

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking is gay. Alcohol is ultimate goyslop.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7951231/Grandparents-jailed-incinerating-11-month-old-grandson-stove-Russia.html

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Daily Mail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's for dinner, friendo?
        Goyslop! Your favorite!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats not the alcohol, thats just russians

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Justifying bitch liquid

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just get drunk on how good my skin looks and how defined my cheekbones and jaw looks avoiding goypoison

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t had drink for 4 months and noticed no difference. The people saying that quitting drinking changed their lives are huge addicts that drink a 6 pack a day. Bourbon on the rocks is my choice when I drink I’m just injured and can’t workout so I’m not drinking until I get better.

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