Alex is HUGE bros! natty life yeaaaap

Alex is HUGE bros! natty life yeaaaap

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >natty life yeaaaap
    Take ypur hormones, teanny.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Alex

    do you mean AlphaDestiny, the man destined to become and Alpha Male?

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    his face doesn't even look like his face anymore

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah wtf

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek he looks like binging with babish now

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        babish is hot no homo

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The power of veganism

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone looks DYEL in black shirt unless youre like 250lbs 5% bodyfat

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is being 5'5" the secret to looking roided while natty?

    alex, tiny, this guy... all turbo manlets

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex is 5'10. I met him irl. He was to my shoulder and I'm 6'1

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        even he admits it, anon

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He was to my shoulder
        Yeah that's the difference between someone 5'5 and 6'1

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm 6'1
        but I'm 5'11 and I towered over you when I was there next to you

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only manlets look good natty
      Only lanklets look good enhanced

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It be true

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no way jeff nippard is over 5'4

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is not actually 5'5" he is shorter than that. He just adds every little inch he can hoping people believe it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff roids. There's pictures of him competing in natty competitions and he's a fraction of the size. Second he stopped taking drug tests he blew up in mass. AlphaDestiny is the same, he did like one bench meet in a gym and then has dodged any drug tests since.

      It's not even tough drug testing. It's just a piss test the morning of and most of the time they're only checking for diuretics.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know enough about Jeff's competition stats to say for sure but the absurd muscle loss natties experience trying to hit sub 6% bf could explain the discrepancy. Your body will shit itself burning muscle if you try to push it that low.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just the cut bro
          He's been shredded again and he was twice as big as he was when competing. He bought a mansion using his body to promote his youtube trash.

          Though this is pointless because when you talk about some popular guy obviously roiding, his fanboys will say anything to excuse it and demand you to basically break into their house and raid their fridge for needles and they'd still say you just planted it there.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe I'm just misremembering. I could've sworn that he was way leaner than here when he went full shrink wrapped beef midget mode for competition.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This picture makes it look like he’s cutting his own dick off with giant bolt cutters lol. I have no idea who this is btw. Following fitness e-celebs is for turbo-homos.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually a normal sized bolt cutter he's just incredibly tiny.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        For reference that cutter is the size of a 6lbs infant.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This picture makes it look like he’s cutting his own dick off with giant bolt cutters lol
      I wanted to write the same thing kek

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kid has been roiding for years and his moronic fans are all fellow insecure manlets. He's one rung above blaha, except blaha doesn't lie about his usage.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone noticed his hairstyles correlate with his psychosis?
    Right now it's getting worse.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He took the Phill pill, yeaaaaah

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss Phil.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up alex and kys

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    "We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

    At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:

    “What type of man are you looking for?”

    They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”

    At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.

    “So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.

    They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.

    “You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.

    Of course, their words didn’t faze me.

    I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.

    After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

    They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.

    “What did you just say???” they barked.

    “You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”

    Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.

    They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”

    Just as expected, they were coming on to me.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.

      How do you handle this shit test? I don't bring up the gym etc, but when a woman notices I lift, if she's insecure about her body she starts with that rant and I'm not sure how to handle it beyond changing the topic

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"Lol, alright"
        That's all you gotta do. Give them a cheeky smile if you want to let them know you know they're full of shit, but if not then just ignore them completely.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          That works when we're one on one, but what do you do if she has an orbiter echoing the whole "gymcelling dumb" discourse?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same thing. It's fun to subtly mog them while they cope, but don't let them faze you at all.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you ask them what type of man they're looking for

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Counter it with logic and reason.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >logic and reason.

          God, you're even worse at women than me. Women are to be treated emotionally as they are

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man's greatest mistake is taking for pleasure what the Gods made for sincerity

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is cringe but I am sure that everyone posting here has done something equally if not more cringe when they were young

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh 100%, it's just gold. I have mad respect for alex

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those bolt cutters?
    What is that contraption and does it work chest ?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's basically a giant grip trainer (like those hand crusher thingies) but for your chest, so you squeeze it together like in the OP image. Just put your hands in front of you and press your palms together hard, I think that's how the muscles being worked with that thing feels

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        interadesting.
        I'm geussing it really works inner chest then?
        The ROM for it seems minimal but when I visualize it in use it doesn't feel like it would mimic flys and get that same stretch....

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not quite sure about inner chest but probably, really hard squeeze at the end. I think he has a vid on it if you're curious

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm trying to find lol
            I forgot he changed his youtube channel name kek

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're called chest crushers. He mentions them in his newest video "how to train harder".

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an old chest trainer. The role of the pecs is to bring your arms across your midsection. That's why dumbbells are better for pecs while powerlifters hammer triceps.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >selfcircumcision.jpg

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has become barbell

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I will remind them once again

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He still has some surprisingly great lifts. Can't he bench like 4pl8 or something crazy?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how much does he weigh?

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