All Sex is Dirty, and Heres Why

The word “safe sex” is about as smartalec as “judeo-christian” or “military intelligence,” and here’s why.

1. The mouth is crawling with worms

Humans do not have the natural adaptations of animals, including adaptations for staying clean. Dogs have more immunity against parasites than humans, and – in spite of their proclivities – dogs continue to have mouths that are far cleaner than humans. There have been several myth buster type shows which attempted to disprove this, all of them finding instead that yes indeed the human mouth is dirtier than a dog. As their methods for experimentation differed, they had varying results, but all results affirmed that dog’s mouths are in fact cleaner than humans.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2. veganas are sewerpipes

    The vegana is also filthy. When a woman gets wet, that’s mucous or urine, and one inch away she defecates. Feces, urine and the vegana are only separated by thin walls. Women also get around ten times more infections than intact men. Women detox and shed their uteral lining through the vegana once a month for several days. This waste reeks and is filled with nasty toxins. Being celibate I’m able to smell menstruating women from several feet away. As misopedes rarely if ever come in contact with veganas and are not addicted to them, they also can smell female stench from women’s bathrooms, for example. Because women are naturally so much dirtier than men, women are obsessed with keeping clean and covering up their nasty smells. Look in your local grocery store and drug store for all the products invented to help women try to stay clean and cover up odors. Is there even one product for men to “stay fresh”?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women can take birth patrol pills, which lace the public drinking water supply with amazing concentrations of feminizing hormones. They also put men in direct contact with poontang durin fornication. The pills themselves give wimmin several thousand times the estrogen levels of pregnancy, makin them horsefeather pregnant. As if this weren’t bad enough, to reduce the already high cancer risks, big pharma has set the levels at what is just enough to trigger the sham pregnancy. This means that often the woman in fact gets pregnant, but because her womb isn’t ready, the poor tike drops out and dies. Birth control pills cause abortion all the tahm.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        4. Masturbation is even worse

        Your hands are hotels for for dirt. Rub your eyes twice and they turn pink with infection. Your hands are touching all kinds of stuff all day. Rub that on your skin, and it gets in your blood stream.

        Havin a woman do it would be worse, as wimmin’s hands is dirtier than men’s:

        In this study, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences , the researchers studied 51 graduate students. In the report, published online November 3rd, the researchers also discuss how men and women’s hands differ, noting, “the palms of women were… found to harbor significantly greater bacterial diversity than those of men.”

        And grad students isn’t old ladies, either.

        On top of this, the body is forged into a sick-lookin posture by the electric shock of deathspasm. Also when wankers lose their great creative power down their drain pipe, it not only lackens their luster, but lowers their ability to fend off disease.

        Summary

        The heaven of man is in the noggin. The sewer of man is the crotch. There is no way to rub sewers or touch toilets in some clean way. You can scrub it with your steely wool but you just can’t disinfect the beast. This is why AIM tests pornstains on a daily basis, they are cleared for all viruses, then suddenly they get weird stuff like gonorrhea of the throat, or like Ginger Lee – “lupus flares.” The only way to make it all make sense is to understand the immune system = karma formula.

        Sorry for wastin so much of your tahm. We’re much obliged for your readership. Be pure and God bless.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kys the human body is perfect shit urine feet farts and all. It all just is what it is, seek humanity you’re lost man.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick off human lover

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              After you, israelite

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he fell for the anti-human reddit meme
              feel sorry for you legit, life and humanity is not perfect but it is really fricking good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      just brush your teeth

      just take a shower before fricking

      Women can take birth patrol pills, which lace the public drinking water supply with amazing concentrations of feminizing hormones. They also put men in direct contact with poontang durin fornication. The pills themselves give wimmin several thousand times the estrogen levels of pregnancy, makin them horsefeather pregnant. As if this weren’t bad enough, to reduce the already high cancer risks, big pharma has set the levels at what is just enough to trigger the sham pregnancy. This means that often the woman in fact gets pregnant, but because her womb isn’t ready, the poor tike drops out and dies. Birth control pills cause abortion all the tahm.

      notmyproblem

      4. Masturbation is even worse

      Your hands are hotels for for dirt. Rub your eyes twice and they turn pink with infection. Your hands are touching all kinds of stuff all day. Rub that on your skin, and it gets in your blood stream.

      Havin a woman do it would be worse, as wimmin’s hands is dirtier than men’s:

      In this study, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences , the researchers studied 51 graduate students. In the report, published online November 3rd, the researchers also discuss how men and women’s hands differ, noting, “the palms of women were… found to harbor significantly greater bacterial diversity than those of men.”

      And grad students isn’t old ladies, either.

      On top of this, the body is forged into a sick-lookin posture by the electric shock of deathspasm. Also when wankers lose their great creative power down their drain pipe, it not only lackens their luster, but lowers their ability to fend off disease.

      Summary

      The heaven of man is in the noggin. The sewer of man is the crotch. There is no way to rub sewers or touch toilets in some clean way. You can scrub it with your steely wool but you just can’t disinfect the beast. This is why AIM tests pornstains on a daily basis, they are cleared for all viruses, then suddenly they get weird stuff like gonorrhea of the throat, or like Ginger Lee – “lupus flares.” The only way to make it all make sense is to understand the immune system = karma formula.

      Sorry for wastin so much of your tahm. We’re much obliged for your readership. Be pure and God bless.

      just wash your hands

      OP is a gay, an unkept, dirty one

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex made me and all the people I like so it has to be good.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    could not care less

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re an autistic homosexual fricking Melvin freak. You will never be as clean as you want to be.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar is what causes dirty mouths. Im serious. if you don't eat sugar your teeth and mouth will not get as dirty and the bacteria will not smell as bad

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breaking News: The human body has bacteria in and ON it.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I'm starting NoFap again and this based KBH content is just what I need. Thank you.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I get drunk and lick my gfs bumhole while we're 69ing. I always, and I can't stress this enough, always regret doing it the next day when I wake up and she gives me the "look".

    How do I stop doing this anons? Does anyone one else have a problem when it comes to degenerate behavior whilst intoxicated?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do it sober and never regret it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a mad man. Doesn't your gf get annoyed at you the next morning?

        It’s simple. Just don’t get intoxicated anon.

        I try not to but 3x beers gets me plastered. I'm a bit of a light weight.

        what look?

        Pic related

        my ex always liked it when I ate her butthole but later on I became disgusted with myself

        It's shameful anon but I can't stop myself. When I'm drunk it just seems like the best possible thing to do in the moment and I always end up ashamed of myself the next day. She's probably telling her friends what I do, they always give me weird looks after we've had a night out on the beers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s simple. Just don’t get intoxicated anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what look?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      my ex always liked it when I ate her butthole but later on I became disgusted with myself

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The question though is if she enjoys it the moment you do it? She can give you thousands of "the looks" but if she likes you eating her ass, don't care about it, man.
      Me and my gf did lots of weird shit when drunk, including eating ass. I don't know how about her but I don't regret it and we usually just fricked the next morning like nothing happened. We probably wouldn't do it sober though.

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