>all this bs about lifting

>all this bs about lifting
alright, how many of you idiots get in shape with something OTHER than lifting weights or running?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex. i doubt you can relate tho lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I boulder twice a week and do some accessory lifts once a week. Personally I find weightlifting super boring so I only do it to help with my climbing, and because I can't climb more without getting tendon issues.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're in the same boat. After lifting on and off for four years, it get's fucking boring.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock climbing, as you used for an example, is basically doing a bunch of fucking pull-ups on weird surfaces, so we'll call it lifting, gay.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't sound right at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work at a climbing centre and no it’s absolutely not right at all. All climbers are dyels. I can smash routes but I can do like 5 pull-ups lol. The ones who can do a lot of pullups are tiny twinks
        >inb4 le cope
        I’m talking about climbers specifically. Of course some big lads can do lots of pull-ups. Not climbers. There are no big climbers

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible footwork

      I work at a climbing centre and no it’s absolutely not right at all. All climbers are dyels. I can smash routes but I can do like 5 pull-ups lol. The ones who can do a lot of pullups are tiny twinks
      >inb4 le cope
      I’m talking about climbers specifically. Of course some big lads can do lots of pull-ups. Not climbers. There are no big climbers

      I went from being able to do 1 pullup to 10 just from bouldering.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex and cleaning my house

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >u lift
    >u run
    > but why dnt u CLIMB? 😉

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Climb a tree as a kid
    >climb back down because there is a cicada and a big ant
    Is free climbing these rock walls like that dangerous?
    >Padding
    But can't you land wrong and break something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is free climbing these rock walls like that dangerous?
      Probably less, since it's hard to get injured when you fall.
      >But can't you land wrong and break something?
      Yes, but I've only seen it happen once in 3 years. Dude's foot slipped, and he didn't correct his legs mid-air, so he ended up tearing his ACL.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll practically always feel yourself peeling off the wall before you ever slip uncontrolled, and can prepare to land accordingly. By the time you're doing huge dynamic moves that have a higher chance causing an uncontrolled fall, you'll have been climbing long enough that not falling like a retard is second nature.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting
    miss me with that gay shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boxing chads rise up. Ended my marriage because I was spending 20hrs a week at the gym and my wife gave me an ultimatum. Worth it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's less than 2 hours a day. what a cunt

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          fuck me, don't tell me i have brain damage already
          i meant 3 hours

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    man climbers really trying to join crossfitters and vegans in the annoying sub culture corner

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a pool at my house
    Good for working out in the summer but its a bitch to clean

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But something not lifting would mean a longer route to big muscles and therefore pussy.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to surf when I was a kid and that is a total body workout. Stopped for about a decade but I'm now living in a place that has a beach close by so I'm going to start again doing dawn patrol before work.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surfing is great. I go surfing and I'm in such a cheerful mood for the next 3 days. Like, other people notice and comment on it.

      I can only kiteboard now. It's also fun, but more expensive and more dangerous.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not paying $20+/mn just to climb walls

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pull up bar

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