ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE GYM AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO A SINGLE PROPER PUSHUP, RECRUIT!?

ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE GYM AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO A SINGLE PROPER PUSHUP, RECRUIT!?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you, as a Marine recruit, not laugh your ass off every time a female DI tries to intimidate you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, never encountered one.
      This must be a new thing.
      However, the knowledge that a male DI could come frick you up and that you being a dumbass could lead to a NJP or Dishonorable Discharge should slow down the laughter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was never scared of my DIs, male or female, didn't matter. In that situation you're more afraid of fricking up and getting everyone around you punished.
      The real DI is your whole flight/platoon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could just never respect a female sergeant or any woman in power for that matter, same with manlets its almost comical. Like a child playing pretend

      because it's not just her. she and 2-4 other 'wasps' (not including the staff seargent) will surround you and make your life hell if they want. It's not like full metal jacked where you have only one dude and you can pick your nose in the background.

      Is this some kind of humiliation ritual? To put such a small and moronic looking women trying to give orders to recruits

      there are many, many other things they'll do to humiliate you.

      The american military is full of low class idiots
      if you come from a good family avoid the military
      if you come from a trailer park join the military

      the army is lowest class. the marines at least have some psychos who want to kill (and therefore make better teammates)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't act so wienery if I were you, incel. It's guaranteed that your loser ass would be beat up by a trained female army sergeant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine how fun it would be to rape her, esp in those clothes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >grab a leg
        >pull her down
        >turn her over on her back undress her and rape her effortlessly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao another IST dyel incel too scared to even leave his house thinks he's gonna go around raping women.
          As soon as she screams or struggles you'll just collapse into the fetal position and start crying.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            American millitary vets are cucks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ok slant eyes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >gets raped

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao another IST dyel incel too scared to even leave his house thinks he's gonna go around raping women.
          As soon as she screams or struggles you'll just collapse into the fetal position and start crying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Pajeet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf is that? Ilovekickboxing? Terrible form. stupid hole now has an even biggger ego.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because Im not a gay wiener sucking inbred marine
      T.army vet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Xir, Nice man chin xir! Xir!
      I pretend in my head to hit them, like the gym, rape them if they are NCOs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      West coast Best coast. The Reaper isn’t a meme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only females get the female drills. They're around I guess but they're not going to be your drill
      They are masters of the group punishment, your moronic laughing ass would soon have 100 angry eyes trying to melt you with a glance
      A lot of them are lesbians and all of them have something to prove. They were worse than the men
      One of ours occasionally had this rain stick, when you saw the stick you knew it was time. 4 hour smoke sessions from chow to bed down with that fricking stick every time she had duty

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neither can she

    I saw about 3 women in 7 years do a proper pushup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post your form

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some kind of humiliation ritual? To put such a small and moronic looking women trying to give orders to recruits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Army manlets were bad enough, I cant imagine what these womenlets are like.
      But I would like to have her as a dominatrix in some kind of sex POW camp tho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes. It's an easy way of filtering out trainees with the 'wrong' mindset.

      https://i.imgur.com/0uLrh9X.jpg

      ALL THOSE YEARS IN THE GYM AND YOU CAN'T EVEN DO A SINGLE PROPER PUSHUP, RECRUIT!?

      the weirdest thing was thin guys who struggled intensely with crunches. Every other requirement, you got a wide selection of trainees that needed to work harder. But crunches exclusively near-disqualified beanpoles.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta start hitting your recruiting quotas before you worry about filtering out the "wrong mindset"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crunches get hard when you've got a long back, or at least that's how I cope. My turbo womanlet gf can do 200 in a row despite not having properly worked out in a decade (former athlete though). I can do maybe 40

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clarence Thomas is the only man alive that can save the country from affirmative action, he's probably the most IST judge because he knows he has to hold on

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 37. I can't join the military. sooooo you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry could you speak up? I couldn't hear you over my "not-service-related" hearing loss.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I simply cannot take someone seriously when they're wearing make up and eyeliner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I simply cannot take someone seriously when they're wearing government issued clothing.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ma'am you need to go to the eye doctor.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can do 30+ push ups with perfect form and no pause, at 21 bmi.

    how about you meet me behind the armory and give me sloppy, shortstack

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can do 70, maybe 90 at 30.4. isn't 21 BMI supposed to be light/healthy?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    E5 drill instructors are jokes. They don't know shit and are just there for the easy promotion.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know you are not talking to a Staff Sergeant like that. Fricking boots, when will they learn.ht2y

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All those years in the military and you can't even do a day without a drink.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that latina rdc getting bwc injections on the reg
    fr fr no cap
    last name is all the proof needed
    god i love cumming in latinas
    t. Texas zoomer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOL did not notice at first. Frick that would make it 1 bajillion times harder to take this b***h seriously. Just constantly thinking about nutting on her face & cucking her husband.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dis brownie ass homie's name is "Cambridge?"
    What's next? "Clarence?"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the frick do you have the WASP-y last name "Cambridge" and look like a fricking cholette?

      White father, white adoptive parents, married to a white man named "Cambridge", white single mother, plains/northwest/midwest/Canadian native American instead of Mexican/hispanic, etc.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I could just never respect a female sergeant or any woman in power for that matter, same with manlets its almost comical. Like a child playing pretend

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick do you have the WASP-y last name "Cambridge" and look like a fricking cholette?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "YO YO WASSUP IT'S STAFF SEARGENT OXFORD-YALE IN DA HOUSE"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can actually imagine a black man in America being named "Oxford Yale" by his moron parents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's physically possible for a woman to be in the armed forces and not look Hispanic. The question is, does it attract only the Hispanic-looking women, or does serving do something to change their appearance?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "My birth name is Bonita Del Esposito Cambridge University, but don't get it confused ... I graduated from Brown."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Brown's a good school

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO she would have been a Mad TV character 20-30 years ago

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i couldnt take orders from someone i could beat up
    im not the best at fighting or anything but i could just bring my forehead down and cave most of her face in
    shes in a perfect position for a headbutt to frick her shit up to maximum effect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dont need no skills
      >dont need no punches
      >all i need is me 'ed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're too scared to even look a girl in the eye and say hi. You're not beating up anyone.
      Except maybe the neighbor's 6 yo daughter when you molest her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        troon or fat chick? typed like a troon, no feminine qualities to the wording. unprompted thoughts of child molestation, also points to poster being a troon.
        diagnosis, you will never be a woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I-I-I'm not s-s-s-cared of girls, you're just a troony!!!!!
          hit a nerve I think

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >armchair psycho analysis

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would get instantly erect if she started shouting at me giving me orders

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanto to hear her moaning, calling me "honey" and passionately rolling with me in the bedsheets

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The american military is full of low class idiots
    if you come from a good family avoid the military
    if you come from a trailer park join the military

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine choosing to make less than minimum wage and to be treated like garbage by brown women and blacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >college is paid for
      >veteran discount
      >you get to do things you can't as a civilian
      >you get to shoot people theoretically
      Oh no, a blackie made me do a push up for Israel, waaaah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >scared of fireworks
        >stuck in a multi year contract at shit pay
        >whole purpose is to make more money for defense contractors
        >get cheated on by spouse
        >can’t take a shit without asking for permission from your tard wrangler
        >legs blown off and shitty VA benefits
        >pledge allegiance to Israel
        Buddy just say you’re too moronic to get into community college

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dont forget the signup bonus literally nobody gets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >scared of fireworks
          Joke's on you, I was already scared of fireworks before enlisting
          >stuck in a multi year contract at shit pay
          While the pay is shit, it balances out by not having to pay for housing or bills.
          >whole purpose is to make more money for ~~*your boss*~~
          That's every job, unless you're self-employed.
          >get cheated on by spouse
          Can't argue that, but that's what happens when you incentivize 20 year olds to get married because it gives them more money, a house and they don't have to eat at the chow hall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QIk-d8XpRk
          >can’t take a shit without asking for permission from your tard wrangler
          That's only in boot camp.
          >legs blown off and shitty VA benefits
          Getting your legs blown off would actually get you a pretty good disability rating from the VA.
          >pledge allegiance to Israel
          oy voy hiro delete this thread or I'm pulling my ads

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            jfl at this literal moron

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you are so mad holy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh benefits
        Just be poor moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Less than minimum wage
      Lol no, I went in as an e3 and got BAH/BAS. More than half my salary was tax free. Then add in a bonus (typically 20k to 80k over 4 years) and any hazard or special duty pay.
      "Minimum wage" is a complete meme. The only broke people in the military are paying child support or have a 18% apr loan on a charger.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lot of mad crayon eaters itt

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MAAM YES MAAAAAM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why military men got moron phenotypes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ESL moment

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In america they do. Only trailer parkcels join the military as privates. The intelligent ones join as officers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only a moron would willingly join as a boot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only morons would volunteer to die for the U.S. (Israel)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer slam piggy femdoms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what is that skirt? is she wearing her panties over her skirt? what the frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >what is that skirt? is she wearing her panties over her skirt? what the frick

          How am I 100% sure you are gay?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            image sauce?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >image sauce?

              Found on IST

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she waves her hands around like a sassy black woman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you do when she notices the massive erection in your pants?!?!?!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What do you do when she notices the massive erection in your pants?!?!?!!

        She is known as the rim-job queen... she will relive you of your erection.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >my honest reaction

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol army bros, what rank is this dwarfess? how the frick can you have so little dignity to go through the pantomime of her trying to look like a tough chihuahua?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Too stupid to even get the military branch right
      She's a USMC sergeant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Too stupid to even get the military branch right
        >She's a USMC sergeant

        lol, that's like an incel furry telling me I'm too stupid to identify his pokemon. Sorry I was busy making my fortune in my 20's while you bowing and scraping to 85 IQ negresses before ~~*they*~~ shipped you off for a chance to get your legs blown off.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >making my fortune
          meanwhile on /fit

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why do marines all have the same jaw?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's pushing it out to look tough. Militaries pick up a lot of weird habits when they don't have people getting killed regularly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nah man they all have the same jaw, like something about the regimen of being a marine produces that consistent physical trait. my dad had it, sgt. slaughter had it, every marine i've ever seen seems to have it. old friend of mine had a normal jaw, then i saw a pic of him when he was in the corps and he had the same damn jaw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do you think your friend's adult bone structure changed after he left the marines? It's a habit of pushing it out to look tough. Marine mewing.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m training to be a MP watch your mouth before I watch it for you.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go ahead lil lady bring a 200lb drunken marine to the brig at 140lbs

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are ex-armyhomosexuals the most insufferable people to deal with?
    It's not my fault you wasted 8 years of your life so you could get a 10% discount on medicine for your joints and fricked up back.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Met a guy who said he joined the navy just because the air force recruiter "wasn't in the office" that day (lmao). He was maybe the dumbest motherfricker I'd ever talked to.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based af
      I need to find people like that who dont give a shit

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what are you guys planning to get out of the draft?
    >They won't take me cuz xyz
    Unless you're in a wheelchair, they're gonna try to force your ass onto the battlefield by any means necessary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been registered for like 20 years, I'm just not willing to fight for trans rights in Ukraine the way that I was for God, country, and freedom post 9-11. If that goblina in the OP wants try to knocking down my door and dragging me off to fight in some 3rd world shithole it's her funeral.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh wow, you're so big and tough anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i would refuse draft
      Funny.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The american military is for morons unless you enter in as an officer

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugly fricking c**t. go make me a chimichanga.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be amerifat
    >join military
    >have 150 cm greasy latrinxo shout at you in its ugly voice

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