>almost 30. >can't grow a beard to save my life. It's over, right?

>almost 30
>can't grow a beard to save my life
It's over, right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you wanna look like some israelite?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek die mad chinlet b***h

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate mine and look like a deranged hobo if I don't shave for like 3 days.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Minoxidil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wanted to post this. You'll also grow hair on ears and back tho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not a problem. I’m swarthy everywhere except for my face.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i heard you could get nasty heart tachychardia and other sides so frick that. I dont want to die just to grow some fricking cheek hairs.

      How do you even do minoxidil, you just rub some lotion thing in your cheeks?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re thinking of finasteride, the worst side effect from minoxidil is itchy scalp

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he isn't. oral minox was used for blood pressure.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah oral. You can buy 5% solution over the counter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have a theory that vasodilation are what causes the hair growth effect with minoxodil. This would explain that study that found similar results with peppermint oil, which has natural menthol. I'm currently experimenting with those "heat rub" menthol ointments like tigerbalm on my face to cause new beard growth.

      Peppermint oil is estrogenic and can cause chemical burns and minoxodil nukes your skin's collagen so I think this might be the best method because menthol doesn't even frick with your veins, it's entirely in your skin. It won't have a systemic effect like minoxodil does. Plus, to apply the ointment you have to massage your face which is also considered a good practice for hair growth.

      Another topic is microneedling and I'm confident that dermarollers suck and you're better off using a sewing needle to prick bald spots since the rollers fail the basic pressure formula, force/area. They have so many needles in a wide area it loses all the pressure so you're better off with one needle, pricking the bald spots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanting to grow a beard
      why? what profession are you in at 30 where it is acceptable to have scraggly shit on your face? lol. that’s what you need to reevaluate, not your beard

      >slathering vascodilator mega aging formula on your face for some fricking facial hair gains
      how fricking desperate are young men getting these days? jesus christ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Found the beardlett

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can literally grow a full beard and have never failed to shave for more than a 3 day period in the past 10 years. most of my clients are older and wealthy and they will literally snub you for looking unkempt. my wife also thinks beards look like shit and that they’re for lower class, and I agree, so there’s that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >my wealthy "clients"
            >my wife
            >beards are for lower class
            Blaha tier larping. Nobody talks about "classes" you autist.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              nobody talks about classes? are you kidding me? lmfao. tell me you haven’t made it without telling me some more.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Okay lil' guy. You want to tell us "young'ns" about how you're a navy seal and you got a 3pl8 bench too? Fricking autist trying to simulate human behavior

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you sound salty as frick. newsflash, all old rich people talk about is poor people. it’s called the market. if you spent a week in wealthy society you’d realize that, you’d also realize that no one has a beard/looks unkempt, a visible tattoo, no one wears shit clothing in public, etc.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                > extremely old "very rich and high class who shaves to look like old money" guy calling people salty and saying lmao at people on IST at 9 in the morning on a weekday
                Reevaluate your life. Stop larping and using IST and The Great Gatsby as your basis for basic human interaction. You can still fix this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I’m 31 and I browse IST because I’ve been an athlete since I was 14 (lacrosse) and IST exclusively. you sound like you’re just angry that higher society even exists and come across salty as frick.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Based lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >not part of those that shall inherit the Earth
                >Talks about the riches as if it will not be held against him that he did not feed the poor
                >Doesn't understand why the Prophets were thankful in eating a dried piece of bread dipped in vinegar
                > doesn't understand that the king and the peon go back in the same box once the game ends
                ngmi to heaven

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My wife thinks this! And umm uh i a-agree too...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Perfect goy cattle kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're a b***h who lets other men and your own wife walk over you. let me guess, you also let her frick other men because that's what the other "upper" class gays like you do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im self employed you wagie Black person i can grow a beard on my dick and have ur wife suck it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >33
    >facial hair same when I was in early teens
    >full thick hair on the head though
    Not complaining.
    Also
    >have a masculine chin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you me?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to worst korea and donate your jaw bone to the collection.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doing 100 bodyweight squats per day will raise your test 25% over the course of 3 months.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just pin test for a few months. Got me full setta beard when I were 29. Didnt have anything on my cheeks.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 25 and my cheeks are patchy. I haven't lost hope yet.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate that I can’t grow a beard but luckily I have a pretty decent jaw line so it’s a fine trade off I guess

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost 24
    >Have a good beard, looks nice
    >Balding
    Trust me anon, the bit on top is much more valuable than the bit underneath

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick

  13. 2 years ago
    Reddit Randy

    Yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good job randy! gottem!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just glue on a fake one like pic related

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >turn 28
    >6'4" 220lbs , maybe 8-10% bf
    >8 inch dick
    >good facial symmetry
    >zero dollars in bank account

    Frick you gays I was suppose to make it nobody told me I have to have money for this shit. I'm literally worthless and wasted a frick ton of time on nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wah wah b***h
      Maybe If you hustled as hard as you cried you'd be somebody

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally same but
      >I have a son
      Little shit could deadlift a gallon water jug before he could walk more than 3 steps it was the proudest moment of my life anon . Feel bad for him tho cuz i couldnt resist e-girl pussy and my wife is only 4'9" and like 90lbs hopefully that doesn't bite him in the ass but atleast he isnt circumcised i did what i could son

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My parents are similar heights. I ended up 5’6 but my brother is 6’1, it’s a dice roll.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically learn to code, assuming you have a decent personality you’ll make it then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I got some advice that learning to code is only worth it if you specialize in frontend stuff because you'll be much more likely to land a job. Is this facts?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, no. Learn the basics without “specializing” in anything then just do what you’re interested in and see what jobs are out there. If front end jobs are really all that’s available in your area then sure I guess specialize in that. But you can probably get hired doing anything as long as you know your stuff and have projects demonstrating that.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know if i can grow one, i have a good jaw and chin so i shave often and couldn't care less.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't grow a decent beard until 37. and its still filling in. so, there's still hope, opie.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Christ stop being such a onions over this.

    Beards are an affectation, have one, or dont, that is all there is too it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Almost 30
    >No beard
    >Embraced the fact I have a fantastic thick mustache and just roll with that
    It might be a cope, but it's a good cope.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    26 and can’t grow even a hint of beard. Still have nice hair on top though so I don’t complain.

    If my hair ever did decide to go, I would look a thumb.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jawlet detected

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you want to hide your jaw?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because I have no jaw. What else am i supposed to do?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shaving and cutting hair short is a sign of slavery and hence the default for the post industrial world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is anything more based than being lean af with a giant lumberjack beard?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't grow one then, simple as

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha

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