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Alright IST in 13 days I'm going to court and I'm going to prison/jail for somewhere between 4 months and likely max of 12 months it could be a lot longer I've spent most of my life lazy and getting chubby browsing 4ch and playing vidya, what training exercises should I learn before going in. And before you ask the crime was the kind of thing that wouldn't have stuck if committed a year or two earlier when a federal law was signed in 2018. I'll be 21 on oct 1st.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What'd you do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stat rape but the victim dropped most of the charges (he was my nephew and my aunt and step uncle agreed to go easy on me)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you're brutally murdered in prison. Seriously, I'm not joking at all.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic rel ignore

          Stat rape but the victim dropped most of the charges (he was my nephew and my aunt and step uncle agreed to go easy on me)

          hope youre a femanon otherwise thats pretty gay bro ngl

          sorry anon you should know there are no grills on the internet

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Drinking and driving in Canada?
            Don't get too big, or gangs will approach you and keep you there longer.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          No worries, I'm sure your inmates will return the favor while you're over there

          By the grace of god, may OP die a horrific death in prison. Slow and painful before he meets his maker and his soul is condemned to agony in eternal hellfire.

          Nevermind that. Your gay pedo ass won't even be alive 12 months from now

          Dubs and OP gets raped, trips and someone murders him.
          God willing.

          > t.
          OP will be placed in adsec and will be completely safe. Cope.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dubs! Rape it is!

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              > "Rape is actually OKAY this time because --"
              As the dub owner I bestow guaranteed safety upon OP.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No worries, I'm sure your inmates will return the favor while you're over there

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        By the grace of god, may OP die a horrific death in prison. Slow and painful before he meets his maker and his soul is condemned to agony in eternal hellfire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marched on the Capitol

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pushups and curls bro. Everyone will say a bunch of stuff but spam pushups and curls endlessly. I'd say chinups too but if your fat that's a pipe dream going in. Maybe some high volume squats.
    You'll only remember your first and last day.
    Mind your own business and don't borrow or owe. Read the Bible.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciate it anon, ill remember that

      Stat rape but the victim dropped most of the charges (he was my nephew and my aunt and step uncle agreed to go easy on me)

      every board needs IDs tbh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same anon, I really cannot stress minding your business enough. Be strong and reserved. I'm serious bro read Proverbs, it will tell you all about how not to be a babbling fool.
        Just don't go in there complexing, go in with an air of quiet confidence, not looking all terrified, sit down and start reading proverbs. Don't brag or touch other people's food or their bunks. Be respectful but not a wuss.

        Work out a lot anon. Spend a lot of your time from now till then reading about pushups and doing them so you don't enter doing wrong pushups.

        Itl be okay man, mind your own business.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you fuck up a push-up???

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back arched, shitty arm placement, not pushing all the way up etc

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please give me best resources for proper push-ups.

              Also idk if this is retarded but I decided each subsequent day I will do 1 more push-up. Today I did 3. Tomorrow I will do 4. And so on.

              This thread couldn’t have come at a better time

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good job.
                For me, it's feet together, back straight (a steady incline), core tight, arms all the way in and all the way out. To the point where your shoulders are in front of you. You'll understand when you do it.
                Also, there are many variations, but definitely keep your hands in. They should be at most on the sides of your chest. Or do diamond like

                https://i.imgur.com/wrvhMHI.jpg

                if you want.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, doing 1 more each day won't be enough. Double your push ups every day and then you will make it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same anon, I really cannot stress minding your business enough. Be strong and reserved. I'm serious bro read Proverbs, it will tell you all about how not to be a babbling fool.
      Just don't go in there complexing, go in with an air of quiet confidence, not looking all terrified, sit down and start reading proverbs. Don't brag or touch other people's food or their bunks. Be respectful but not a wuss.

      Work out a lot anon. Spend a lot of your time from now till then reading about pushups and doing them so you don't enter doing wrong pushups.

      Itl be okay man, mind your own business.

      This same anon again. Since it's a sex thing, be ready to fight if they put you in gp. Stat rape is better than being a baby raper but be ready to fight if need be.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hope youre a femanon otherwise thats pretty gay bro ngl

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nevermind that. Your gay pedo ass won't even be alive 12 months from now

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you do to him to ger stat rape? What was the age difference between you two?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dubs and OP gets raped, trips and someone murders him.
    God willing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rollin for justice!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quads and it's gang
      rape by a pack of morons!

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You better have that paperwork HOOPED

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