Alright IST in 13 days I'm going to court and I'm going to prison/jail for somewhere between 4 months and likely max of 12 months it could be a lot longer I've spent most of my life lazy and getting chubby browsing 4ch and playing vidya, what training exercises should I learn before going in. And before you ask the crime was the kind of thing that wouldn't have stuck if committed a year or two earlier when a federal law was signed in 2018. I'll be 21 on oct 1st.
What'd you do?
Stat rape but the victim dropped most of the charges (he was my nephew and my aunt and step uncle agreed to go easy on me)
I hope you're brutally murdered in prison. Seriously, I'm not joking at all.
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sorry anon you should know there are no grills on the internet
Drinking and driving in Canada?
Don't get too big, or gangs will approach you and keep you there longer.
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OP will be placed in adsec and will be completely safe. Cope.
Dubs! Rape it is!
> "Rape is actually OKAY this time because --"
As the dub owner I bestow guaranteed safety upon OP.
No worries, I'm sure your inmates will return the favor while you're over there
By the grace of god, may OP die a horrific death in prison. Slow and painful before he meets his maker and his soul is condemned to agony in eternal hellfire.
Marched on the Capitol
Pushups and curls bro. Everyone will say a bunch of stuff but spam pushups and curls endlessly. I'd say chinups too but if your fat that's a pipe dream going in. Maybe some high volume squats.
You'll only remember your first and last day.
Mind your own business and don't borrow or owe. Read the Bible.
Appreciate it anon, ill remember that
every board needs IDs tbh
Same anon, I really cannot stress minding your business enough. Be strong and reserved. I'm serious bro read Proverbs, it will tell you all about how not to be a babbling fool.
Just don't go in there complexing, go in with an air of quiet confidence, not looking all terrified, sit down and start reading proverbs. Don't brag or touch other people's food or their bunks. Be respectful but not a wuss.
Work out a lot anon. Spend a lot of your time from now till then reading about pushups and doing them so you don't enter doing wrong pushups.
Itl be okay man, mind your own business.
How do you frick up a push-up???
Back arched, shitty arm placement, not pushing all the way up etc
Please give me best resources for proper push-ups.
Also idk if this is moronic but I decided each subsequent day I will do 1 more push-up. Today I did 3. Tomorrow I will do 4. And so on.
This thread couldn’t have come at a better time
Good job.
For me, it's feet together, back straight (a steady incline), core tight, arms all the way in and all the way out. To the point where your shoulders are in front of you. You'll understand when you do it.
Also, there are many variations, but definitely keep your hands in. They should be at most on the sides of your chest. Or do diamond like
if you want.
Anon, doing 1 more each day won't be enough. Double your push ups every day and then you will make it.
This same anon again. Since it's a sex thing, be ready to fight if they put you in gp. Stat rape is better than being a baby raper but be ready to fight if need be.
hope youre a femanon otherwise thats pretty gay bro ngl
Nevermind that. Your gay pedo ass won't even be alive 12 months from now
What did you do to him to ger stat rape? What was the age difference between you two?
Dubs and OP gets raped, trips and someone murders him.
God willing.
Rollin for justice!
Quads and it's gang
rape by a pack of Black folk!
You better have that paperwork HOOPED