Alright, that's it boys. I'm drinking heavy whipping cream. 1 cup has 800 calories. Whole milk only has 150.

Alright, that's it boys. I'm drinking heavy whipping cream. 1 cup has 800 calories. Whole milk only has 150. 1 quart costs $4.88 and has 3,200 calories.

Time to get huge.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll just get fat but you do you boo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting fat is a matter of caloric excess THOUGH

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        3200 is caloric excess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah if you don't lift and are 140lbs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't burning 3200 a day

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              obiously not and he doesnt want to because hes tring to GAIN WEIGHT you dense fucker

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its like you can't even read. Weird.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >eat 2900 calories
              >don't gain weight
              >eat 3500-4000 calories
              >gain weight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try a high fat bulk and try a high carb bulk. Weight gain might be the same but high carb bulking is superior.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably, though it'll be fine regardless. Carbs aren't calorie dense like fat and I have a small appetite. Therefore, it's necessary to make consuming calories as easy as possible. And drinking 800 calories in two seconds is hard to beat.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keto? Lol no. I just ate pizza.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I just ate fibrous veggies with cheese I'm totally not a ketolard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The crust you retard. Pizza has tons of carbs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pizza is keto
              autism

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need protein where he's going

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to put a cup of whipping cream in my protein shakes to bulk. I stopped because it was just making me fat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add 800 calories of pure fat to a 100 calorie shake
      >gain weight
      How could this happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the tip bros
      t. skelly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome skelly anon. Lift and eat.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That oughta WHIP you into shape!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha gottem

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >0 protein

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat meat anon.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People get fat from GOMAD, and GOMAD has much more protein than this. Just drink milk to bulk. You don’t need as many calories as you think you do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You don’t need as many calories as you think you do.
      That's crazy because you're retarded and I don't gain weight unless eating at least 3200+ calories.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bulking by downing entire cups of cream, oil, or weight gainers
    Maybe I'm just a glutton but I've never understood how people need to resort to this. It's a lot easier to just work some junk food into your diet on top of your healthy food and that usually does it pretty well for me.

    Hell, I don't even need to do that most of the time. I just eat more servings of the carb with my standard healthy meals or whatever. Love feeling stuffed after a workout.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe I'm just a glutton
      You probably are a current or ex-fatty.

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