>always thought liking food and exercising were mutually exclusive
>only now just realised that if you exercise you can eat more food
what the fuck bros no one mentioned this
>always thought liking food and exercising were mutually exclusive
>always thought liking food and exercising were mutually exclusive
>only now just realised that if you exercise you can eat more food
what the fuck bros no one mentioned this
that must be a very uncomfortable bike ride for her
POV:
You’ve escaped from a prison after being unfairly imprisoned for five years, and you have been evading the state rangers for two weeks. You stumble out of the cornfield desperate for food and water, when you see this. In the distance behind you the dogs are barking, and you can hear a truck coming down the road in the far distance, still too far off to see or be seen
What happens next?
steal their bike to escape faster
Tell them to pretend I'm their boyfriend and gaslight the guards
In your filthy torn up prison uniform?
Tell the cops it's a role play fetish
The more audacious the lie is the more likely they are to believe it
I steal their bike. I'm black.
Steal her dress and hat and disguise myself as her
>What happens next?
Use my Swiss Army Shiv to disassemble the bike, then use the parts and the livestock to build a chariot like pic related. Finally, do a 360 burnout and ride away.
>What happens next?
That is clearly a men's bicycle, not a step-through frame, therefore the "women" are obviously thieves as well as harlots, and the police end up arresting them instead.
>go to the girls
"hey is there any chance i can get some water?"
>they say yes
get some water. if you're lucky, dinner. if you're SUPER lucky, their father will offer you some work under the table, and a cot in the hayloft to sleep in. work there for a few months, maybe a longer. mostly keep to yourself, tending to the animals, and learning the trade on the job. the family is curious about your background, but you usually give dead-end answers, clearly there's some things in your past you'd rather forget. a year or two after you arrived, friend of the family mentions a job opportunity to you, and you consider it. a new life, a fresh start, in a city far from your dark past. a few weeks go by, and for some reason the older sister (just a few years younger) has been avoiding you. finally after dinner one night she asks if you're still thinking about that job. you realize that's the reason she's been so quiet. you say you'd only take it if she'd come with you, and you knew she couldn't leave the farm, so you turned it down a few days ago. you embrace, and for the first night in as long as you can remember, you didn't listen for the sirens.
>they say no
take some corn and keep walking. if you steal the bike, they're going to get the guy in the truck to kick your ass, or they'll at least call the cops
Please stop posting lustful images, friend. You'll feel better if you cease. Would you order fast food just to waft it under your own nose while preparing a wonderful meal at home?
The whole concept of Satan is hilarious if you think about it for more than two seconds
Everything that exists & happens in a universe ruled by an omnipotent and omniscient god does so because that god wants it to; ergo satan's temptation is expressly gods wil.
Of course it all makes much more sense if you just throw out the notion of there being a god entirely, because bronze age fairy tales are a deeply stupid way to live your life two millennia later.
>tips fedora
Not an argument
What do you believe in, gay?
Probably something like this guy
said because I'm not a retard that falls into the false dichotomy of Atheism vs Monotheism.
>IS FREE WILL REAL OR NOT OMFG!!!!?????
It should be obvious to anyone that there's things in your control resting on the back of things not in your control, and that observably both Agency and Non-Agency play a critical role in the unfolding of reality and human affairs. And, that free will couldn't even be identified without the existence of things outside of your will, and vice verse. These too have a relationship.
Christians and Atheists are too retarded to handle Polarities, they fall into one side by aggressive reasoning or by emotional reaction rather than just observing both sides and understanding why both are necessary and ultimately harmonious, and that any allotted preferentiality cannot not exclude the implications of the opposite side.
Cannot*
In either case you end up with "nobody's perfect" which while true does not make one smarter than centuries of Christian thinkers. It's just a very bad way to think about these things, like if you said the point of "Ozymandias" was that people in the distant past were all morons.
It doesn't make it a matter of nobody's perfect it just makes that obviousness more operable. I never said christians were morons I said they suck at polarities which gets them into trouble. A Christian society is arguably a perfect society but the inability to reconcile the necessary ebb and flow and polarities of such perfections is ultimately the doom of those perfections. All I'm saying is that the Christian vs Atheist battle has a typical fault that Pagans don't really seem to have and that arguably Pagan(and by pagan I mean broadly Indo-European religion/philosophy) thinking is better.
the truth is the whole judeo-christian argument boils down to "it's a test"
and you failed
I thought like this at 12
And then you found trad cath larpers on Twitter
>calling other people young when you have an imaginary friend
Maybe go read your favorite book (that you piss on the ideals of everytime you use this hellsite) for the hundredth time champ. Enjoy your Sunday.
I didn't know they let 14 year olds on here
>used to unironically believe this when I was like 13
I really hope you’re not an adult typing this shit out.
>tips fedora haha you must be an adolescent
The christian copers really did not like this.
notice how the tradcaths didnt offer any rebuttal except insult your character, shows that they have no answer to this despite how based and christpilled they are
Nobody here has an answer because nobody here is Pagan.
There's not one, not zero, but various Gods that overlay to make our reality, they have ideal and unideal relationships. What is a sin to one is not a sin to another. What is a sin to war is not a sin to peace, what is a sin to peace is not a sin to war. There's ways to stratify life to accommodate all God fruitfully without pissing the others off. This is part of what makes us humans special is our ability to identify providence and fulfillment in the harmony of various forces and in some cases even seemingly irreconcilable extremes.
Christianity for example recognizes the bliss and importance of fucking bitches and blowing your nut with some pussy, but Christianity doesn't want you to betray other areas of life such as work or intellect in the quest for pussy or to put it on a pedestal. Christianity also doesn't want you to betray and hurt the pussy you fuck by fucking another pussy, or to accidentally start a family with an ulterior pussy when you already have your own because Christianity wants you to be able to raise a stable family and give proper attention to a single designated pussy and pussy yield of a child so you aren't damaging future generations. Christianity also posits that your headspace should be as free of needless distractions such as pussy so you can dedicate your life towards something more productive and fruitful than fap sessions, rapes or hookers.
This general process goes for many subjects. This isn't hard, this is the type of things that makes us capable of Civilization and biologicaly ordained to live 50-100 years whereas most animals never make it past 15 if they are lucky. Shit goes in the toilet, shit does not go on the stove. Seeds go in the ground in May, seeds do not go in the ground in winter. Cum goes in the pussy, cum does not go in a tissue, cum if it isn't going in a pussy is better sprayed in a throat or on an ass than a tissue.
Welcome to reality.
t. satan
opinion discarded
just common sense really
"god" is just the universe working in harmony
christfags need fairy tales to cope with reality, and that's fine because at least it teaches them to behave. they're like good cattle
B8 but I'll bite.
God expressly gave his angels free will, God expressly gave humanity especially free will. He gave us general guidance via scripture and told us that we should follow because it's the most fulfilling way to live. If you go to hell, it's because you made the free choice to go to such a place when you die because of your hurt towards your fellow man, you may lie to yourself about it but your soul knows it made that choice and doesn't wish to be under God's light.
>Satan is God's will
Wrong, Satan made his free choice to not listen to God, Satan is opposed to free will and is assmad that God didn't want to follow his gay plan.
Satan will tempt and Satan will convince and connive against God's creation out of hatred, all to subvert God's idea of free will. But God let's this happen because if he forced humans to listen to him he himself would undermine free will.
>satan's temptation is expressly gods wil.
>14 year old child just learned the distinctive between permissive and perfect will
I lift and swim and I'm trying to gain weight and it's hard
sauce?
>always thought liking food and exercising were mutually exclusive
>only now just realised that if you exercise you can eat more food
walking on a treadmill for 30 minutes does not mean you can go out and eat 3k calories worth of micky dees
Make them strip naked and steal the bike. I won’t even be followed