Am I fucking dying?

Am I fricking dying?

I’ve had bits of blood usually no bigger than a nickle when wiping for a few months now and I just assumed I’ve been wiping too vigorously. But this is quite a lot of blood.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could be haemorrhoids

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That’s what I’m hoping for. I can deal with that. Colon cancer isn’t something I can deal with.
      No clue how to fix hemorrhoids though. Just want to avoid having a doctor tickle my anus tbqh

      >inb4 stop gay sex low hanging fruit jokes
      I like pussy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >inb4 stop gay sex low hanging fruit jokes
        Why would I joke about you being such a homosexual?
        anon please, I have better standards than mocking the moronic. Now go to doctor.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bros is it gay to have a medical issue with your butthole?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    best case internal hemorrhoid, worse cast cancer.
    Go see your GI and get a take home stool blood test.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go to a fricking doctor instead of advice from a Yemeni coffee brewing forum you frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m an analyst

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m trans btw if that matters

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do americans really just try to ignore it instead of going to a doctor?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey man, nobody wants a finger up their ass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        speak for yourself anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm European and only go to the doctor when I'm dying/half dead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm European and only go to the doctor when I'm dying/half dead

      OP here. I’ll fill you guys in on what healthcare in the US tends to be like more adult men.
      >need to have insurance just to avoid paying abhorrent fees, think of figures like $150 just to get a referral
      >make appointment weeks in advance
      >go to appointment, be early and still don’t see doctor until 30 minutes past the time they were supposed to meet with you
      >doctors entire tonality and facial expression is that of annoyance that you’re even there
      >kind of just tells you “oh yeah you’re just aging but you’re fine/ you just gotta deal with it lol”
      The only time I’ve had an doctor treat me like a patient (I just got out of the medical field btw) was when I went to the ED after a car wreck and found out I had a concussion. I’m not even talking about any type of supreme bedside manner, just simply treating your patients like they’re people. Even if you’re tired and you’ve worked a 24+ and the patient has no real issue you don’t do that. And they only do it to adult men. I’ve seen it repeatedly. They don’t care about us for the most part.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is like everywhere in the world just like 5 to 10 times more expense

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fresh blood
    Most likely hemorrhoids, unless you like to get fricked in the ass then could be cancer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’m going to avoid wiping and just take a shower any time I shit for a few weeks and then see if it’s gotten better by then.

      >bros is it gay to have a medical issue with your butthole?

      I’ll cause a medical issue for your butthole

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're on your period

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    put leeches up ur butt to drain the bad blood

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop doing whey
    stop gomad
    fast for few days
    eat only meat for few days
    let your gut heal
    no green leaves etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's always one mentally ill genetic dead end to post some dumb shit

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Happened to me 2 years ago. Happened to be Crohn. Go to the fricking doctor and get some tests done, whatever it is the best outcome is to diagnose it asap.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Terrified I have a genuine issue that isn’t just a cut or hemorrhoid. At first I developed lactose intolerance (confirmed by trying all types of dairy and then trying various dairy with the Lactaid pills)
      But lately every food I eat is causing bad mushy shits. I’ve tried getting more fiber in various forms. Tried eating just meat. Eating a bit of popcorn is the only thing that makes my dumps semi solid.
      I was looking into a psyllium husk supplement but maybe I should hold off until I see a doctor

      I’ll be really sad if I have a genuine issue either IBS, chrons, or cancer.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Does it hurt when you shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s stings and burns around my butthole sometimes.

          If you struggle to shit / hurts when you shit. Probably hemmys. Usually ass cancer the blood is already in the shit making the shit look really dark. Fresh blood is usually hemmys.

          My shit is either bright green or normal green/brown

          bidet bros we won

          I’m going to give myself 3 weeks by just using the shower head to blast the shit off. After about 21 days I will try wiping again. If on day 1 there’s no blood, I’ll continue wiping. If the blood starts again I will invest in a bidet.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >shit
            >normal green
            uhhhh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Normal geen hue. Like the regular color green you would see for a solid colored T-shirt or something. I know poo should be brown. That’s not what I meant.

              the blood is bright red, so I'm guessing anal fissure, if the blood was dark/shitty colour then I'd be worried. Try not wiping for a few days, stick your arse over the bath and clean it with the shower after shidding

              Clear blood. Probably something external like good old hem'roids.

              This is good news. I’m only late 20s and I want to avoid submitted my rectum to some old pervert israelite doctor as long as possible. I’ll see what makeshift shower head bidet does over the next few weeks.
              Now that I think about this, I used to only use the shower to clean my ass since I was a teen. Saw wet wipes on sale and said frick it, been wiping by hand for about 8 months now which is around when this started. I guess I’ve pampered my anus and the skin has grown weak and at risk to easy damage. I need to callus my butthole.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >This is good news. I’m only late 20s and I want to avoid submitted my rectum to some old pervert israelite doctor as long as possible.
                You don't need to do that unless you want surgery, just look up hemorrhoid care online, learn what to eat, learn to take a shit quickly and not sit too long/strain, and use cream for your bunghole to help you cope. However, it doesn't hurt have your butthole examined. If you can just get over your embarrassment, it's good to know exactly what issue you're having. There are many different things that could be causing it. I personally have both anal fissures and hemorrhoids from a bad bout of constipation a long time ago, I'm still suffering. Having an butthole expert's opinion was good but yeah, having a pajeet stick his fingers up my ass and then having to face him and talk to him afterward like he didn't just violate me was a horrible time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              self reported non-veggie eater.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dry air
    Get a humidifier

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this did not come out of my nose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Your nose is not the only part of you that gets dry
        I had this a while back. Its just chaffing.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you vaxxed?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you struggle to shit / hurts when you shit. Probably hemmys. Usually ass cancer the blood is already in the shit making the shit look really dark. Fresh blood is usually hemmys.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bidet bros we won

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Clear blood. Probably something external like good old hem'roids.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go see a doctor you frickin moron before its too late.
    and if you do anal stop because the dick is riping your ass

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the blood is bright red, so I'm guessing anal fissure, if the blood was dark/shitty colour then I'd be worried. Try not wiping for a few days, stick your arse over the bath and clean it with the shower after shidding

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    VAXXED

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had that. It stopped when I removed wheat from my diet.
    I didn't stop eating wheat to fix it but I stopped eating plant calories to make room for more protein and it just got better before it disappeared completely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your nose is not the only part of you that gets dry
      I had this a while back. Its just chaffing.

      Also this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your nose is not the only part of you that gets dry
      I had this a while back. Its just chaffing.

      Humidity is a non issue in my psuedo Hispanic country state. My house is plenty humid. My tropical reptiles do just fine. Humidity readers are generally 65%++

      Although… could chemicals in wet wipes be drying out my butthole?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I sometimes forget not everyone lives in the midwest
        Yeah it might be doc time

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Eat less, shit less allow time to heal
    Black stool is really what you have to be worried about
    Unless you are painting the bowl red its probably surface level like a cut or chaffing or a small anal fissure.
    Get yourself a bidet too, were living in the future after all

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've had that happen before, not that much blood but a little bit every time I wiped. Eventually it went away, I dunno what caused it but you'll be fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. This was years ago. Just stopped one day. But I’ll also add this was before I was lifting, my diet wasn’t great, and I was drinking a lot of booze.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bro but you've got AIDS

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fresh bright blood
    that's haemorrhoids
    eat more fiber, eat less
    less shits less pushing less wiping less blood

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I get bright red blood in poop for years now, like 60% of time at least. My poop is just too big and hard. I have to use this long metal wire to break it down so it doesnt clog the toilet. Too lazy to use stool softeners or whatever. Dont have any pain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This homie got a poop wire

      Apparently poop knives are a thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't happen to be a Power-sharter, would you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah im 72kg. Used to poop once a week as a kid, now every 2-3 days. Somethings obviously fricked but nothing serious since i've been to the doctors as a kid for it and like i said dont have any pain

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >literally reams his butthole with a metal ramrod because he doesn't want to eat spinach
      carnitard moment

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cancer is actually the most UNLIKELY obv not impossible and you should have got it checked way sooner than a few months wait but w/e

    prob just haemorrhoids/crohns/colitis

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the blood is bright red then it's probably an internal hemorrhoid and not cancer. Had the same thing.

    Ensuring to do a very strong kegel while squatting or deadlifting caused the bleeding to stop, also minimizing time sitting on toilet.

    Good luck bro!

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Opening this thread was a mistake. I have that awful feeling where your hands feel awkward and you can’t clench properly

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not that bad, I shit occasionally shit enough blood that the toilet water is dyed red. idk

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet for 50$

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hemmorhoids.

    I wouldn't even look at your pooper if you're under 35. Blood in stool is always hemmorhoids, according to the research it's potentially colorectal cancer, but speaking as a GP - it's always hemmorhoids.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro idgaf if you really are a doctor I’m not posting pics of my butthole online for you to “examine” stop asking homosexual

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have parasites. Heal yourself with NAC, D3, K2, C, Boron, Black Seed Extract, Wormwood, Pumpkin and Black Walnut Extract.

    If you took the VMAT-2 gene killing Mark of the Beast ‘vaccine’, then disregard this entirely. You will simply die a painful death.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Im also having bloody shits

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you have aids moron
    Rest in piss

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet you fricking idiot. Why do Americans wipe their shitty buttholes with dry paper? It someone squashed shit on your chest would you take a Kleenex and rub it a few times and say "yep good enough"

    Wash your disgusting butthole with a bidet then a couple quick wipes with tp.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You most likely have a hemorrhoid or an anal fissure. The blood seems too light for internal bleeding. Eat more fiber or get a stool softener and it should clear up in a few weeks. Your shit should be the constancy of toothpaste for it to heal properly.

    In the meantime you can take a sitz bath to help with the pain and maybe get a bidet if you can. Stop wiping so hard.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bright red blood is less of a concern than dark red/black blood (black blood kind of looks like coffee grounds).

    bright red either means hemorrhoids, broken skin, or could mean crohn's disease or colitis. are you seeing a mucus-y type substance in your stool? if so, that could be shed intestinal lining which is common with active crohn's. i was diagnosed with it years ago but i manage it. not saying that's what you have, it's probably just hemorrhoids, but because it's not stopping on its own my advice would be to talk to your doctor.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Going off the colour, its probably hemorrhoids
    Go see a doctor

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