Amerimutt public steroids

This shit is basically steroids. I ate two of these per day when I was 19 and went from 5’8 to 6’2 in two years. Dennis Rodman probably ate jack links. This is why Americans (non city-slickers) are so tough and manly.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, and that 12g of protein? That’s for only two pieces. And there’s like 12 pieces in the pack.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All i can say is that this shit is good for jaw gains. Also it's expensive af.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just steal it lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >costs nothing and gives you cardio gainz on top of all the other benefits
        Is there anything it can't do?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sodium gainz

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You fricking height-ists can't get it through your head that height is mostly genetics. You have to be clinically malnourished if your height is stunted from not enough or the right kind of food.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron. Our grandparents weren’t malnourished but they were still shorter. Food matters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Our grandparents weren’t malnourished
        Yeah they were. I was talking with my grandpa and he said a saying "..And a chicken every Sunday". Apparently this was an old school idiom that meant thing are good. But then I was like wait, hold on, a chicken every Sunday? As in having a chicken once a week for a family was doing well? I asked him about that and as it turns out back in the day they didn't eat that much meat, instead eating potatoes and soups and things, using the bones of the chicken. Eating meat with every meal every day is a modern thing.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Most once a week a hundred years ago was considered exceptional living standards.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Our grandparents weren’t malnourished but they were still shorter.
        >mfw I am smidge under 5'9 and granpa was 6'1
        its all about food, sunlight, plenty of sleep and no trauma/stress.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fat soluble vitamins, high quality animal proteins, saturated animal fat, calcium, magnesium, and sunlight exposure all affect your final height. Many people even in developed countries don't get sufficient amounts of these to reach their max height, because of financial reasons or uniformed misguided parenting.

      You know what else affects your final height? Your mothers nutrition and sunlight exposure while in her womb. Completely out of your control .

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Your mothers nutrition
        I didn't have a fricking chance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw mother ate beef, fish, and gardened when she was pregnant with you
        >tfw your birth weight was 9lbs and you're 6'2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      100%. my mother refused to buy beef. I was already a grown man when I ate beef first time in my life. I was 30 when I first tried beef jerky.

      I have no doubts If I had access to jerky and lota beef during my development years I wouldnt have ended up as a skinny manlet. This is the food of the gods. Every men needs to eat this shit. Protein is the key for helthy height and muscle mass. I had no access to it in my feudal shithole europe. I was always skinny but at the end of 20s I had money and left my shithole country and started eating better quality foods, now Im jacked and I barely train. Food is everything.

      I hate my mother so much for feeding me goyslop, if anything at all and barely caring about me. Im glad that prostitute died. I hope my father that never cared about me follows soon.

      Yeah its true that protein and to a lesser extent vitamin d are the biggest factors in height. Dont be sad though bros. You may not have the gift but you may give the gift to your own sons.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick yeah, I love my high blood pressure gains. Teriyaki ones or the Korean BBQ ones are the best.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jack link's is the only jerky I can tolerate. But it is expensive like the other anon said, so I seldom buy it

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you should learn the difference between correlation and causation

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >5’8 at 19
    You mustve thought it was over.
    How did it feel to escape manletism during your college years?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sudden confidence bump. I bet that fricked slayed lotta pussy in college. Meanwhile I was eating instant noodles and the cheapest fast frozen pizza I could find and barely weighing 135lbs. I hate being poor. I hate how it ruined my life and I get no respect because of my tiny frame.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP here, I have a white pill for all you averagegays. My quality of life increased substantially from 5’8-5’11, but the extra three inches after that made no huge difference. Extra height is nice but being 5’10, so long as you have a decent face and frame, is more than good enough to slay.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    100%. my mother refused to buy beef. I was already a grown man when I ate beef first time in my life. I was 30 when I first tried beef jerky.

    I have no doubts If I had access to jerky and lota beef during my development years I wouldnt have ended up as a skinny manlet. This is the food of the gods. Every men needs to eat this shit. Protein is the key for helthy height and muscle mass. I had no access to it in my feudal shithole europe. I was always skinny but at the end of 20s I had money and left my shithole country and started eating better quality foods, now Im jacked and I barely train. Food is everything.

    I hate my mother so much for feeding me goyslop, if anything at all and barely caring about me. Im glad that prostitute died. I hope my father that never cared about me follows soon.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >and went from 5’8 to 6’2 in two years
    all my tall friends had insane success with women during those years. I stayed 5'8 and I barely got hit on and I had low confidence ever since.
    Height is everything, especially during those developmental years. Healthy confidence is important. Girls only look out for the tall guys because heightism is conditioned by media 24/7.
    I always thouth I was ugly because these ugly tall dudes around me, my friends, always had women around them simping for them like crazy. I fixed my posture and started wearing insoles in my shoes so now I am a weak 5'10. Turns out I wasnt ugly, I was just too short. I am as tall as 14 year olds.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't find these in France, tried once in Praha, taste good but rather expensive.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick you ever eat that mass market garbage when you can have freshly sliced prosciutto instead?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      buy 4 kg of beef, marinate and season it, put it in the fridge for 12-24 hours, then hang the thin slices in the oven, takes around 4-6 hours at 50-60 to dry it out. You will be left with only like 1-1,3kg of jerky but I could eat that shit every day.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy delusion

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The quality has fallen so much over the years now its literally pink slime like chicken nuggets and it tastes horrible.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why lankets cant accept the truth? it has not much to do with genetics, nothing special about you, you had a comfy childhood and your mom fed you well, thats it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's 80% genes still. If it weren't then Argentinians would be taller from all the meat they eat. The Amerindian and Iberian/Italian in them keep their stature and frame smaller than a Frisian or Bosnian.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the dutch were the shortest in europe just over 100 years ago. iranians grown 4" in a generation when american doctors introduced one or 2 extra shit into thier dieat or water supply or whatever. italians eat carb heavy, meat is expensive. they subhuman anyway.

        maybe your argentinians werent eating that good just 1 generation ago. if thier food is that good quality lets see what happens in a couple generations. sure peruveans are def genetically short and might be never as tall as northern europeans. there are genetics at play, as always, but if you gotta travel to the other side of the world to seek out extremes then your exmaple maybe flawed.
        sure a pygmy's problem probably not the lack of meat or sunlight.

        even in western countries the wealthier families are growing much taller compared to people from poverty. sure there are outliers, people with health issues or very skewed genetics but at the end of the day and generally speaking it mostly comes down to diet and upbringing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Haha my mommy loves me unlike manlets

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn and to think all you morons have to do is to cop a 1kg piece of topside roast from woolies for roughly 17AUD and slice that shit and dehydrate it on low heat into the oven after marinating it into a spice rub of you choice. If you're fancy you can use a dehydrator from the Kmart for 30AUD and have it come out real cuisine.
    I mean it's about as basic as it gets in terms of cooking skills, its slicing meat, seasoning it and cooking it over really low heat over a long time. Almost impossible to fail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >323 Kmarts in aus and nz
      it must be like an alternate universe down there

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I grew in my youth
    Do you want an award

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