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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He probably looks really good underneath that Halloween mask

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is white and got savior complex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      take his sperm and demand divorce and money after the child is born.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dang the vax really messed up Justin Bieber

    Rip

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he probably has a very long schlong

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, what is up with this guy? He has some sort of disease?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He lost weight too quickly.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how he motorboats tho

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ugly but not ugly enough that girls can post pictures of themselves with me on social media for attention and ego boosting.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I'm seriously just going to kill myself. Tried getting a high class escort but sperged out at the hotel. Literally talking to her on the phone but she couldn't tell me where to go and I had no idea where tf I was either. Just got over the mickey mouse shit and went home.

    Frick this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally talking to her on the phone but she couldn't tell me where to go and I had no idea where tf I was either.
      bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dude iktf

        i was going to frick a troony and my reception kept cutting out
        then he changed train station location because he saw cops
        then i finally found him in the toilets and i couldnt even get mewienerinna

        Frick you guys are funny ASF.

        When i called her to let her know I was there I find out shes at the fricking hardware store cause her fricking toilet was clogged

        Literally could've had a 20 year old hot equestrian blonde cutie riding the end of my dick

        Ffs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dude iktf

      i was going to frick a troony and my reception kept cutting out
      then he changed train station location because he saw cops
      then i finally found him in the toilets and i couldnt even get mewienerinna

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The yips come for us all, anon. Gettem next time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude just go to Asia for a vacation if you're that lost. Women aren't everything and you seem to have your priorities all fricked up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, Asians are literally sub human creatures full of greed. Asians are fricking scum.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God
      >talking to a qt at a studebt party hot tub
      >nice little bants about our fields
      >suddenly
      >"uuuh yeah sorry for bothering you I know I'm uncomfortable to be around Im just gonna leave"
      >"you don't bother me anon" /:l
      >"sorry sorry im gonna leave"
      Haunts me to this day. She even said hello once at uni and I sperg waved and left.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You a b***h.

      I once had an escort, I drove an hour, finally get there, says she left the house because she thought I was a flake. Finally comes back. Says her dog ate all her weed and needed to call the vet. Then finally fricking gave me the apartment number. She was honestly pretty cool. Let me hit her weed pen. Gave me the best top, with the condom mind you.

      She then kinda invited me to stay the night. I didn't. Who knows who might come home.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When he's goofy, squats 400 and has an 8 inch dick, it don't matter if his face is melted

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm boringly ugly, aka average looking

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you, OP for proving once again that women care about attention and who gets said attention.
    This guy has 1.6 mil followers on Tiktok and 160k on insta, it literally doesn't matter how you look you will still get good pussy with a large social media following.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That I have some standards and wouldn't settle for a obviously mentally ill crack prostitute.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they're both subhumans

    >3/10 face
    >negative canthal tilt
    >receded chin
    >pink hair
    >fake lashes
    >covered in tattoos
    >clearly has no breasts
    >probably has no ass
    >probably has stained teeth from smoking weed
    >definite brain damage from drug use
    >definitely has multiple diagnosed mental health disorders
    >definitely on multiple antidepressants
    >was probably been 'raped' or sexually assaulted by a relative as a child
    >has been on the wiener carousel since her early teens fricking drug dealers and getting in and out of 'abusive relationships'

    Congrats, he managed to score a drug-addicted run through lunatic sociopathic prostitute who is using him to virtue signal and as a source of free attention to cope with the fact that she was too unattractive and too mentally broken to ever have a healthy relationship with chad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This ugly frick really typed all that out hahahahah

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mental,I need to be a mogmaxxer,even then I dont know if I Will have a girlfriend,I have already rejected a few Girls not because of looks but because I felt I could not be Happy with another person if that makes any sense.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my homie melted cheese

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no supreme beanie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get a rep

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