Annoying Gym Mother Fuckers

>The mother fricker who was never taught how to properly run, so when they get on the treadmill it sounds like a goddamn drunk drum solo from all the beating and banging.

>Bonus: women in general

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The guy that walks around the gym talking to everyone even if they're midset

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fricking moronic motherfricker who can’t focus on his own shit and keep track on how wrong others are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cry for me, b***h.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nta but he's right
        why are you so sensitive to others?
        you're literally making seethe posts online about it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Treadmills can be loud, anon.

    I hate the fat homosexual that slams weights on the machines.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you run like a light fairy?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finish one set
    >camp in the spot for 15+ minutes before the next one

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those people who try and reserve 4 or 5 pieces of equipment doing some moronic circuit during peak gym hours. Makes me fricking livid. Same goes to the people who hoard a bunch of equipment over at a bench and spend maybe 1/10 the time actually using the bench.

      only other thing ITT that genuinely makes me mad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick la fitness

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hey bro how many sets you have left
    3
    >oh okay
    proceeds to stand 50cm in front of you staring at you while you do the exercise and rest, no phone no anything he just stares

    not one guy either, starting to think normies have developed a strategy to make people uncomfortable to they rush their shit faster

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not one guy either, starting to think normies have developed a strategy to make people uncomfortable to they rush their shit faster
      lmao 200iq move

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see a guy do a lift with bad form and a quarter rep
    >he gets up and adds more weight
    >performs the next set with even worse form and less ROM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this happens at my gym

      >Guy who comes in the gym with a hoodie on
      >does half his workout with the hoodie on
      >takes hoodie off and flexes in the mirror

      It’s cold out this time
      Of year

      https://i.imgur.com/deh5jcA.jpg

      >that guy who yawns between sets
      >that guy who walks in a little circle between sets
      >that guy who does arm rotations after a set, no matter the exercise
      >that guy who should have started lifting when he was in high school
      >that guy who only wears tank tops, even in the winter
      >that guy who checks himself out in the mirror
      >that guy who tries to be respectful but just can't help but check out hot, tight jailbait ass
      >that guy who seems to be progressing but is mostly just spinning the wheel
      >that guy who doesn't wear headphones because he is desperate for human interaction
      >that guy who thinks he can outlift his mistakes
      >that guy who thinks lifting will help him forget his past love
      >that guy who lifts in the hopes someone will love him
      >that guy who lifts because it's all he has left

      it's my bros... it's me

      We have an old fat boomer that only does the Hamstring and Hip Abductor machines, tries to talk politics with everyone and wears a maga hat

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone over 190 is gonna make noise running, way to out yourself as a twink

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that fricking mid 30s dyel who comes to the gym and does mostly body weight exercises in the most inconvenient places where people who do actual workouts want to train
    We have all seen this homosexual dangling from some rubber rope in the power rack or appearing out of nowhere to swing some fricking broomstick around right in front of you when you're trying to do farmer's walks.

    Pic related.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that spergy mid-late 20s guy that comes in a black hoodie and a bottle of water with headphones on and a resting b***h face

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey come on, I don't have any headphones on

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same, I was trying to describe the most probable fitizen kek. I guess there are more headphoneless lifters here than I thought.

        >Guy who comes in the gym with a hoodie on
        >does half his workout with the hoodie on
        >takes hoodie off and flexes in the mirror

        kek that guy usually looks pretty good tbh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Guy who comes in the gym with a hoodie on
      >does half his workout with the hoodie on
      >takes hoodie off and flexes in the mirror

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You’ll never stop me. I’ll do it again and again. And you’ll never look as good as me.

        My nickname at my old gym was “psycho hoodie” I always wear the same sort “gorillaz world tour hoodie” (I own two sets from working at arenas) and always use it.

        At my local gym I go in with hoodie. Our lift everyone there. And walk around. Maybe it’s because where I live in this part of Sweden, people focus on weightloss and are shit at lifting.

        Bench 110 kg
        Squat 220
        Deadlift 170

        All for reps.

        I feel like people aren’t putting in the effort. But my hoodie is the source of my power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >frick yeah bro, gonna leave it all in the gym

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy who yawns between sets
    >that guy who walks in a little circle between sets
    >that guy who does arm rotations after a set, no matter the exercise
    >that guy who should have started lifting when he was in high school
    >that guy who only wears tank tops, even in the winter
    >that guy who checks himself out in the mirror
    >that guy who tries to be respectful but just can't help but check out hot, tight jailbait ass
    >that guy who seems to be progressing but is mostly just spinning the wheel
    >that guy who doesn't wear headphones because he is desperate for human interaction
    >that guy who thinks he can outlift his mistakes
    >that guy who thinks lifting will help him forget his past love
    >that guy who lifts in the hopes someone will love him
    >that guy who lifts because it's all he has left

    it's my bros... it's me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, some of these I can relate to

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that guy who does arm rotations after a set, no matter the exercise
      that's me, got to keep them shits warmed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      everybody does most of these

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that guy that makes intense funny faces when lifting
    It's me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same. If you’re not you’re not trying hard enough.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly yawning
    >have to walk around between sets
    I just do ok.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People look at me weird for having a 160ish cadence running on the treadmill. But Im a big boy so.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the naked old man in the changing room, or anyone eating in the changing room

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A couple days ago, there was just a handful of people doing their thing away and so I was supersetting some arms front of the dumbell rack. Some girl, headphones that cant contain the loud music, yoga legs and crop top braish something ofcourse, came right in between me and the rack for some reason, started messing around with the dumbells as I watched with suprise, grabbed one of the dbs I was doing for lat raise, and took off to do some weird shit on the mat. I said HEY but she didnt even hear. I dont think she would register even if she heard.
    Whats this? Im not that based to walk after her to snatch my db from her hands and ofcourse rape her on the spot, so I just I upped my weight and carried on. I still feel confused about it. Most men, especially the buffest ones even ask if Im done with the barbell I've deloaded and tossed to a corner 5 mins ago.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Were the dumbbells clearly in use/reserved by you? Like, at your feet or something? Because if so, it just sounds like she's either clueless or an butthole.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The guy whacking off in the gym shower. I can see your shadow you horny frick wait until you get home nobody wants cum toes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody wants cum toes
      speak for yourself :3

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ricecels in groups that wear gloves and masks

    I got no problem with newbies but these frickers screw around pushing sub-100lbs and never bother to add weight or push themselves. Not to mention they always hog every machine and most of the time can barely speak English. They'd unironically make better health gains by touching grass and going for a run

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The guy that asks you how many sets you have left when he saw you grab the equipment 1 minute ago and still adding weights up to working set

    Happens atleast once per workout. Frick off Jesus Christ. And it’s not mog thing either they’re usually smaller (which is why I always rub salt in their wounds by asking if I should keep the weights on so they have to say no j

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate gym boomers who hog up machines to do their stupid fricking meme exercises. They’ll do a million fricking reps with the lowest weight thinking it’ll do anything. Anything boomer related in the gym I hate. I hate seeing boomers with personal trainers who have made absolutely NO progress over YEARS I’ve been watching them come in the gym. I also hate boomers who treat the gym like a social club. Just chatting everyone up while taking up space. Corona didn’t kill enough of those morons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black person, corona didn't kill anyone.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That’s me hehe, stay mad at my goofy run faeg

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have a guy who is in the sauna every day from 0530 to 0630 in the morning wearing sweatpants, a sweatshirt, and a full ski mask. He will switch from doing various moronic half stretches like lying down on the bench and lifting his legs or bracing himself against the door and shuffling around. It fricking infuriates me because I go every day and he's there without fail. I can just imagine him thinking to himself "oh yeah I'm really training hard this is the way to do it" but I know he's going to have a heart attack in front of me eventually. He ruins my after gym sauna sesh EVERYDAY with his fricking heavy breathing every day

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