>anon you're so big I should go to the gym with you. >can you be my personal trainer?

>anon you're so big I should go to the gym with you
>can you be my personal trainer?
well IST?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't need a trainer as a noob, just eat a decent amount and do compounds
    Not hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      or just "no"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would at least like to think setting noobs on a decent path is better than them running off on their own rather than having them get lost in the weeds on muh science based programs.

        Have you seen absolute beginners attempt compounds? Very few people actually have the sort of personality/mindset that they can learn completely new things on their own well.

        Saw some chubby chick with a PT at my gym. PT was actually quite aesthetic and built. He showed her squats and romanian deadlifts. She proceed to both of them with profound lower back rounding, because sedentary normies don't know how to lift things. And he didn't fucking correct it or even mention it, it was infuriating watching. Girl is going get a back ache, quit lifting because this one professional retard cannot do his job to the lowest of levels.

        Getting snapped sucks, but if you have the right mindset for the gym it can be a good lesson. I fucked my shoulder once when I started benching and now my bench form is great because fear.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >but if you have the right mindset
          Yes a random chubby woman definitively has that.
          Lower back is the one thing I never tweaked while lifting. Wrists, shoulders, knees, fucking glutes. But lower back? Never.
          I am autistic about form primarily because I want the best efficiency for strength, I spent a fucking month obsessing over minute details OHP'ing and it actually worked, added +10kg in 2-3 months.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen absolute beginners attempt compounds? Very few people actually have the sort of personality/mindset that they can learn completely new things on their own well.

      Saw some chubby chick with a PT at my gym. PT was actually quite aesthetic and built. He showed her squats and romanian deadlifts. She proceed to both of them with profound lower back rounding, because sedentary normies don't know how to lift things. And he didn't fucking correct it or even mention it, it was infuriating watching. Girl is going get a back ache, quit lifting because this one professional retard cannot do his job to the lowest of levels.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good he would look if didn’t dress like a gay walking meme zoomer. Handsome guy.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    green eyes are so fucking gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ur gay faggo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the absolute superior one. Seethe more psycho blues and animal browns.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sure let's hit my home gym
    >take twink to my house
    >oh you don't have any shorts I got some for you in my room
    >bring him to my room
    >lock the door when he enters
    >here's some shorts put them on
    >"ok where is the bathroom"
    >no right here. Take your pants off
    >"anon..."
    >look we can do this the easy way. Or the hard way. And right now you're choosing the hard way

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind if you twinkpost. I do mind that you keep posting this rat looking gay.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend goes to the gym with me. I can just imagine the seethe from suddenly starting to bring a random twink with us. She knows I've fucked men in the past, and she's generally kind of insecure.
    Our relationship would probably blow up. But it's hard to resist my duty to help another man get big.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you have a girlfriend if you're a gay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like women best, and I only date women, but I've also enjoyed casual sex with women, men, trans women, crossdressers, and twinks.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          exquisite taste anon, you are living life to the fullest

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's this, Adam's even twinkier cousin? Tell Nick to take you gay

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will never look like that
    Why even continue bros?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you can have sex with people that look like that.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just say "yes, certainly!", it's what I always say whenever people go on about wanting to do something.
    Oh, you're gonna buy a boat and begin fishing for snow crabs? Yeah, no, go for it!
    If I think you should quit smoking? Absolutely!
    Investing your savings in shares in the old canning factory? Lots of potential, you say? Free money, don't have to work again ever? Sounds brilliant, you should do it!
    You're gonna move to a tiny island and learn to code and make a social network for people who love their caladiums and gin cocktails and hate the patriarchy? Support you all the way!
    If nothing comes of it, they think you're a good guy for supporting them, and if they actually get up and do something about it, there's not much you have to do. Only rarely do the talkers actually get around to doing what they're talking about, and even rarer is it that they follow up on it and go through with it.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my gf says this to me, so I keep telling her yes and then dont take her to the gym.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure! Here's a routine I made for you.
    >thanks anon!
    >but 3 days of cardio and 3 of leg?
    >how will I get big arms like you?
    It's because you're just beggining. Do this for a year to get propper conditioning for a routine like mine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon, do you really need to get behind me like that while I'm squatting?
      Yes, it's so I can check your form
      >but do you have to be crouched down?
      Yes.

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