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Any /yoga/ chads here?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What I would give to fuck her turdcutter balls deep in this position and right before I cum I pull out and put my stink dick between her labia and fuck it like a hotdog bun before cumming all over her pussy, tits and a few long shots to the eyes and while I’m catching my breath I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight so she can’t move and gargles and sputters and gets mad then starts laughing hysterically and when I finish I kiss her softly and pick her up and take her to the shower and tell her I love her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what no sex does to a mf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        N-word you have no idea

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just say it, fag

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ass to pussy
      Kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >kys
        >kys
        >kys
        >kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guys, my hamstrings are flexible but I still can't reach my dick. How can I get my torso flexible enough?

      Based?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        look at that little critter go

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how buff could you get a hamster if you trained him to do hundreds of stair climb reps per day?
        and then breed the most muscled up ones
        I want a hamster that looks like a roided out pitbull

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't quite understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't piss after cumming retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > he hasn't trained for complete uretharal spincther control
        NGMI

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that shit is unhealthy bruh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can, is that bad? I mean it's not comfortable and aiming is really hard but I can.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon your prostate is fucked for life

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro did you fail health class or see you just too young to have been in one?
        Pissing is a challenge DURING an erection. Once you ejaculate and start to go soft, you can piss just fine. It's even beneficial to piss after sex (although mostly for the woman) as it reduce the risk of urinary tract infections.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It is possible. In fact it is possible to have a second orgasm immediately after the first and this will cause your bladder to release. I've only achieved this a couple times. Both times with a knockoff fleshlight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man. It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
          If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way to put this other than to say you are wrong. Your limited knowledge and experience is informing your ignorance. Think what you will. idc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
            wut? I piss with morning wood like every morning

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man.
            kek
            >It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
            lol
            >If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.
            lmao

            Are you a woman?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you are the most retarded gorilla moron i've ever seen. there are 2 tubes you sub 40 IQ nitwit. you can piss before, after or during. if you can't, you are quite literally handicapped.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true gotcha virgins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get what you mean. Please explain

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight

      i try to find porn videos of girls doing yoga poses while naked and then pissing

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to do Wai Lana yoga but never did an actual class. I havent done yoga in a long time but i still regularly do stretching / holding exercises. I used to think stretching was a meme until i did yoga and still think most people who stretch do it in a dumb memey way but now that i know how to do it well its an indispensible activity, do it every day if not for at least the recovery gains.

    [...]

    kek its perfect

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Please fit bros. Only do yoga at home. Just saw a bro do it at my gym it was cringe. Women think it's cringe if a guy does it.

    Do it at home and never mention it to anyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who gives a fuck what women think? I'm married bruh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I am married too but I still wanna get sexy attention and flirt at least... Also, it looks even cringe to me... So I am bothered, your bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop looking at my dick and balls bro. Don't glance at my ass okay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you are married and still flirting or even talking to woman at all, you are a bad husband and don't deserve a loving loyal wife.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck frog pose.
    I've been trying to do this shit for over a week but I simply can't get my pelvis to touch the ground. literally impossible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it takes time. I was able to hold pic related after a few months, and I am a naturally limber guy. If you're stiff or have average mobility it will probably take longer. good luck bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >me in the top right

        No seriously, that's me in that pose, I can't go any further down.

        I can touch my toes, do a deep pigeon pose, have my knees touching the ground in butterfly pose (or whatever it's called).

        For the life of me I'm terrible at this one and downward dog, because of my incredibly stiff back. Any anons have any tips?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t go for depth, reach your hands forward and go for length. You will sink naturally if your aim is to reach

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >piercings
    ruined. sad.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is yoga hiit a meme compared to just using a bicycle for building stamina or weight loss? I mostly do yoga because of back pain it helps a bit.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*~~*(yoga*~~*~~*~~))

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > stretching is ... LE BAD
      t. desert religion garden gnome worshipper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Real yoga is absolutely based. The shut they push nowadays is pretty gay though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What separates real yoga from the shit they push nowadays?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Praying to elephant god

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Real yoga is based off of the Vedas and none of this new age bullshit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Your right, but also wrong. Ultimately the goal is to relax into such a deep state of abiding oneness that you choke on your own cock and become one with God.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id say up to two cups a day you should be fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 cups of pussy juice per day for max test gains

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hiding the best part
    stupid bitch

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't do "pure yoga" but for mobility this routine is godlike.

    Literally undid years of shitty hip mobility due to sitting too much.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga chads is it possible to gobble my own nob by bending? If so post your recomended routine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but it's not as good as you're imagining. Feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a book called yogafellatio. Should have everything you need. While it feels like sucking dick more than getting your dick sucked it does feel better than fapping.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coombait
    nah

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whores with nose rings are always down to fuck, boys. Even a minuscule amount of attention given to you means they’re willing. Pro life tip.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The physical part is fine but all that Hindu Buddhist whatever crap that comes with it, please dont be the 74 IQer to fall for that garbage lol

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she examining her vagina so thoughtfully?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Preparing and luring the chad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's checking for fungi signs. Good girls make sure to keep their snatch healthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is sniffing her vagina for fungus infection.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She is sniffing her vagina for fungus infection.
        What the fuck!? Thats MY job!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Possible fungal-sexual.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any recommendations for beginners with arthritis/disability?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look at that moose knuckle, wow. her snapper could cut rebar. it would be like sticking your cock in a flesh vice. damn.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh fuck tell me she has more pics
    Also the fact that this image is more than 10 years old makes me feel strange

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i do yoga, and my name used to be chad,
    whats up bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and my name used to be chad
      What is it now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Brianna

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga helped me fix my shitty posture and relax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What posture issues did you have? Post exercises too

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Been doing it on and off for fifteen years now. Way more interested in the esoteric stuff like kundalini yoga nowadays. I’ll answer any questions while I can.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve actually been thinking about making an AyurvedaGeneral as it is a really good philosophical system for healthy living.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is yoga good for you ?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to my first class Wednesday. Wish me luck!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck anon

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i just want to pick her up by the snatch and roll her like a bowling ball bros...

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    o hello butthole

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does doing those yoga videos do anything? You don't even hold any stretch for more than a few seconds max.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any DDPY Chad’s in here?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yoga is both demonic, foreign and gay.

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