Any of you guys ever gotten a massage? I feel super tense after working out for so long, and sitting for work.

Any of you guys ever gotten a massage? I feel super tense after working out for so long, and sitting for work.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    idk it was maybe enjoyable but i dont think it actually helped with anything after the fact. bougie shit basically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kys

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's Charlee Chase.
      Yeah, I feel bad for knowing it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You could be at the point of recognizing wieners of male pornstars while being heterosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >while being heterosexual
          No, no you can'tbe straight if you memorize dicks you weimarian poofter

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's Charlee Chase.
      Yeah, I feel bad for knowing it.

      Don't worry, you did not know. It is Rachel Steele and >I feel bad for knowing. Coomed a lot to her and Stacy Starr(?) in the late 00s

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sauce?
    yes, massages are great. Ive been to legit places and AMP's. Some AMP's give great massages too but if you want like therapeutic level you should go to a legit place and go a least once a month, more if you can afford it. Theres massages and happy endings ive got that i still think about a lot, they are so nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick happy endings bro, I got a horrible infection from a masseuse who clearly doesn’t practice good hygiene.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how come?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homie ask your parents how you cum not me kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking AMP girls raw

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a massage pistol, really.
    It'a the best workout-related you'll ever buy.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when people touch me, so no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I physically recoil when touched so no. I’ll stick to using a massage gun after hot shower.

      touch is profoundly good for your mental and physical health

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll go back in time and give my past versions hugs and comforting words

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          do what you can to try and work on it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should watch Timecop before you do.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't. i did this and it's now why i recoil when touched.
          probably shouldn't have stuck it in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          get a massage even just for this
          hug a friend
          pets are good too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Come here I'm giving you a hug.

          do what you can to try and work on it

          There's nothing I can do.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there's always something you can do

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Like what

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                take small steps out of your comfort zone
                hug a friend or a relative
                get a massage and have a drink or two first to loosen up
                you could also speak to a therapist about this, definitely an anxiety issue here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this unfortunately I don't get it often but when it happens I feel happy for multiple days afterwards
        if I actually had a gf most of my health issues would disappear

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hate being touched, makes me squirm and angry, even my mum notices
        >deep down it's all i want

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that used to be me but now i think i just tighten up and go very still.

          frick ups like us should probably just spend some time at a brothel until we are normal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn. Were you abused or beaten as a kid? It might be something you have to power through to retrain yourself.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            not beaten but my mum messed me up mentally and was inappropriate sexually. but you're right tho, it just takes rewiring through positive interactions and getting the ball rolling most of all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is a childlike, feminine perspective and an excuse for their promiscuity. I’d recommend not voicing this shameful desire again as you will look like a fool and lose the respect of those around you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                explain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          had the same
          went to as many amp and brothels as I could afford
          I'm (mostly) better now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just get a cat bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Autists already have 0 mental health.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not when you are autistic. Then it is the single most uncomfortable thing imaginable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        and prolonged human contact is annoying and detrimental, it's a double-edged sword

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I physically recoil when touched so no. I’ll stick to using a massage gun after hot shower.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      touch is profoundly good for your mental and physical health

      https://i.imgur.com/M4oKfeH.jpg

      >hate being touched, makes me squirm and angry, even my mum notices
      >deep down it's all i want

      >tfw neglected by my parents
      >can't build a connection with anyone
      >would love for someone to just hold me in her hands

      Build like a bodybuilder but no gf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Build like a bodybuilder but no gf
        More common than you'd think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I feel you. Every time I get close to someone though I run away.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Schizoid? I feel the same but I didn't get neglected, I think I inherited it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He is literally me fr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is literally me. I have 3 different anime settings I play through in my head for most of the day and I have character arcs for all my characters too. I don't talk to anyone irl other than my family and even then I can't talk to them for long until I get exhausted

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw have setup a whole anime universe with different characters, cultures and story lines
            >even have the designs in my head
            >daydream about the epic anime I could create if AI was good enough

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is literally me. I have 3 different anime settings I play through in my head for most of the day and I have character arcs for all my characters too. I don't talk to anyone irl other than my family and even then I can't talk to them for long until I get exhausted

              You guys are just like me fr fr no cap.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/OqqpmNZ.jpg

            >tfw have setup a whole anime universe with different characters, cultures and story lines
            >even have the designs in my head
            >daydream about the epic anime I could create if AI was good enough

            >have 3 different anime settings I play through in my head for most of the day and I have character arcs for all my characters too.
            are you me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hitachi Magic Wand enjoyer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate when people touch me, so no

      lmao beyta

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sauce?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's purely for recovery then seek out a place that specialises in sport massages. They can be pretty horrendous if you're tight or have aches and pains but the difference is night and day after. I go for 90 minutes once a month.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This

      There's a sports massage spot running above my gym, fkn phenomenal for fixing tightness issues
      Had a shoulder issue for over a year, 2 sessions over a month fixed it. Glute and hammy tightness causing lower back issues also fixed
      It's fricking expensive but worth it
      Self massage is great and necessary to maintain, but sometimes you need assistance to get over the hump

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Source?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love them. I'm trying to work either 2 60 minute or 1 90 minute deep tissue into my monthly budget. And the part where they do your arms really helps tennis elbow.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I go to this strip club that's on the highway once a month, they have a salad bar and a burger grill for 100 bucks you get a cesar salad with a cheeseburger a lap dance and a massage
    you can chose the order or have it all at the same time
    you always get 2 girls, one does the lap dance while the other rubs you down
    great place to blow a load and a couple hundos

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds wild
      >you can chose the order or have it all at the same time
      so, like i could get a lap dance, eat a burger, get a massage, and finsh with a nice salad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >caeser salad with a cheeseburger a lap dance and a massage
      >all at the same time
      God Bless America

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      degenerate

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Her name is Rachel Steele, idk the vid name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mothers solution

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ex boyfriend gave me a lot of massages when i asked him too.

    When im thinking about it. Maybe i should have given him some in return..

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any point if no handjob or BJ? Like, I'd feel ripped off if I didn't get a happy ending.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been yet but getting a massage seems like half the fun I need actual massages plus I'm a gooner so I see it as her gooning me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see no point even with handjob included (and most of them don't do BJ's), why not visit prostitute instead. Those erotic massage tantra bullshit is more popular than piv mongering and I wonder why

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had a massage at a happy-ending place that was actually really good. She broke up a knot in my spine that I didn't realize was there until it was gone

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tertiary question: has anyone actually had success with self-message using a foam roller or lacrosse ball? i havent but maybe i just dont do it enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Foam roller is great for my ass and shoulders

      Once you find the technique to hit your tender spots you'll do it every week

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get a massage gun. Works great, only takes a few minutes. You can get most spots yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hamstrings and calves, yes. Tried the hockey ball on arches and plantar and made them worse.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I have a personal masseuse. She's Polish and has strong hands. Really takes the edge off my day. If you can find a licensed one I would highly recommend it.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do you refuse a happy ending without pissing off the girl?

    I inadvertently went to a massage parlor that was apparently all about this.

    I still gave her a tip, but had to tell her several times to stop grabbing my wiener.

    I just wanted a massage for crying out loud.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never happened

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Um yes it did. I can even show you the place.

        I'm not an incel so I get my sexual needs taken care of. I also know nothing is free in this world, so if I accepted the handjob without knowing the price, they could frick me over too.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          stop being a homosexual and appreciate the hand job homo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nooo how do I tell her "no happy ending, only massage"???? I don't know how to do this!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >No, don't suck my wiener! No, nooooooo!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what a happy ending is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

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        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

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          topkek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you refuse a happy ending without pissing off the girl?
      Uhh sorry. You don't.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a few. I would avoid starting with anything that's labeled as "Swedish" or "Deep Tissue". They get REALLY deep and it actually hurts a good deal at first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Legit Thai massage is also like losing to a BJJ master.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It helps a lot in my opinion. Only reason I don’t go back is because the last time I went the masseuse did tapotement on my arm (told her not to, I’ve got a shitload of hardware in there) and I nearly jumped out of my skin. Hurt like a motherfricker for a week.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i went to an AMP in seaside NJ once and actually got the “full experience”. I was still in college back then, didnt have much luck with girls. figured id just see what would happen if i flipped over at the end while making it obvious i had more money.

    so she worked her hands around my hips, then down to my upper thighs near my balls, and she said “oh look at you” and grabbed my wiener. like i said, i wasnt a ladies man and had like no experience, so she just about ran her hands up and down all 4.6 inches of my manhood maybe 3 or 4 times before i started shooting off one of the hardest loads of my life. at the end she said “oh you go so fast, 3 seconds”

    not worth the extra 250 dollars tbh bros. still haunts me to this day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, you were robbed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >3 seconds
      >$250
      Good grief son

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to laugh but I'd probably last just as short.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yep :*~~

    Some of the ladies are good at massage, some give good handjobs and other extras. Finding one who is hot, skilled and open minded is the holy trinity.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got a proper professional massage once. Not the happy ending kind. Seemed kind of... useless? I laid there awhile, somebody kind of bothered me the whole time, and then we were done. It was a couples massage, and my wife (who gets a massage once a year or so and likes them) said hers was great.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need a stronger masseuse. It's a mistake a lot men do, they feel insecure about getting a man massage them and instead just kind of get touched by a woman. You need someone strong enough and will dig into your muscles, it hurts but feels great afterwards.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I had a big fat 6 and a half ish feet tall man give me a deep tissue and it still felt useless, also I think he wanted to frick me, asked if I had any skills other than money to trade for massages

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If i had money id get two massages a week. 1 sports one from a man (or eastern european babushka is hands the size of hams) and 1 by a hot woman for relaxation.
    They are so good for you and feel great (or great afterwards in the case of a sports massage)

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based rachel steele enjoyer

    she's such a stupid middle aged b***h who can't act but the few videos where she takes dick from someone who isn't a fricking doughy moron you see her snap out of her fake fricking act and really enjoy herself and it's so kino.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to 2 in a day and got full service at both

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's a happy ending like? What do they do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boring. They put oil on your wiener and jerk it. Some are good at it, most aren't.
      I don't like handjobs so I always used to try and negotiate for sex, which I rarely got. The times I got it, it was great. The times I didn't, man, I left disappointed as frick.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does beating yourself with a bar of soap in a sock count as a massage?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feels good anon.i get my gf to give me sloppy massages whenever i can.
    everyone should get a gf just to get free massages at night while scrolling 4chin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody who scrolls 4chin at night ever deserves a gf

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Massage paroles with happy ending is a scam.
    Legit massage center does wonders, I had an ankle sprain that really made me suffer with uneven grounds during hiking.
    I 3 months of PT, and guided passive stretching and controlled excursion make it heal.
    And the big breasted blonde that was doing it didn't hurt either.
    Honestly I think it's the high T from the constant arousal.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only in those asian massage parlor where you get a handjob or more.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had a few, they're pretty great. Both the happy end and the normal kind

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yep. Big gay guy does mine. He's a miracle worker. Big strong hands and really digs in. Improved my lat raises a lot. I was considering going to the Thai place instead but I don't think women are strong enough to get the job done.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just ask the front desk lady if they also do this while gesturing a handy. if they play coy youre in. legit ones will immediately say no. then you do a 360 and moonwalk out of there. all legal

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got a couples massage with my wife on our honeymoon. It was lame and uncomfortable and a waste of $150 and when I asked for a happy ending everyone got all pissy about it.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never gotten a good massage but I did massage my sister in with sunscreen at the beach once, when I was done she asked me to do her butt so I spent a few mins massaging her ass. I've got a bunch more incest experiences, mostly being naked in the bathroom with other members of my family. Not a larp

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was always normalized to be together in the bathroom. If I want to bath and one of my sisters is bathing my mom/dad will casually tell me to tell them to hurry up.
        One time I was bathing and my sister just walked in butt ass naked just to brush her teeth, I also got in the bath once when my sister was still shaving her pussy. I'm very passive so I never tried to make a move

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm very passive so I never tried to make a move
          Otherwise you would have?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Idk maybe. I actually saw my sister again naked in bath when my mom asked me to get some more water for our cat fountain. But I feel like sometimes my sisters teases me like when she came back from vacation she was telling me about her cargo pants and asked my to try it on, she was wearing black lingerie panties, another time she was laying belly down in the garden wearing a dress but no panties and her pussy was visible, another time she was sunbathing topless in our garden.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >wearing a dress but no panties
              Why do women do this?
              My sisters always walk around with no panties.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >wearing a dress but no panties
              Why do women do this?
              My sisters always walk around with no panties.

              you guys are fricked for sexualizing your sister(s)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stop playing into this

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      familial nudity isnt incest you internet brained moron.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its definitely not normal. Imagine if I were to say this to someone IRL. I believe just about everyone would think there are incestuous vibes or something deeply weird going on

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it absolutely is normal you fricking creep.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            maybe in the third world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's pretty normal in asia

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            So's eating cats and dogs

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget about the bats. It was kind of a big deal around 2019ish

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want a story? Here's a few
    >2 girls massage with hand job happy end
    >girl calling 2 other girls in I assume to look at me laying there naked
    >massage girl going 20 minutes over time to cuddle me
    >massage girl begging me not to leave and kept pulling me back to kiss me after full service

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you a big tipper or something?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No I always low ball them I'm just in my 20s and relatively fit and white. Also I just came back from a full service massage with a 40s masseuse which was yet another decent story because I couldn't cum because I got drunk first.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How u find one of these jerk off parlors?
    Do they do mouth and poon too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      brandon buckingham was shilling an app that rates which jerk parlors are the best lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go to any shady place that is called a "spa" even ones that do reflexology, if there's an asian lady at the front or if you have to ring a doorbell it's most likely the place
      but just ask "do you do happy endings?"and "how much"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyplace with no website that stays open late

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a massage and spa school in my town. They teach massage therapists as well as other makeup, facial, pedicure, and other shit. They have “student massage” sessions, 55 minutes for $20 during off season and $25 during peak season. Plus, it’s a school, so no tip can be given. The students cannot accept tips so there is no awkwardness. So it’s actually just $25.

    For general massage, students are just as good as pros honestly for 1/4 the price. I book it online, pay the receptionist, and get called back. Sometimes an instructor quietly peaks in but you wouldn’t even know it. Highly recommend.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just looked this up near me. $35/hr and it gives the name of the students to book with so you can look them up and find a hot one. Thanks for the tip.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I recommend the nuru massage.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My gf and I take turns to give each other a full body massage every sunday

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One time a million years ago I was dating this hippie girl, kind of fridge mode body but giant breasts, sucked dick like she invented it, and loved to party
      Anyway, at the time she was studying for her massage therapy cert and I was essentially her live in practice dummy
      Let me tell you, there are few things better than taking a low/med dose of molly, getting and hour and a half deep tissue massage while she narrates which muscles connect where and all the associated anatomy etc, followed by either an oiled up handjob or deep throat blowie as the cherry on top
      I've never cum that hard before or since

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why'd you two break up? I feel like i'd never give up a girl like this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Discovered I was gay.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you go see an actual therapist with expectations you got from handjob porn, you're in for a massive disappointment
    In an actual massage the person just massages your muscles

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love massages. Find the holy grail of a woman that will give you an actual good massage then jerk you off when she's finished. Pretty difficult to find in my experience.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I received a massage a week ago, and now I get really sudden urges to pee that I struggle to hold

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best things about being in a long term relationship is that when youre super sore or tight in your upperback you can just ask for a massage. was one of my favorite things when i was dating someone. sometimes it was better than sex i needed it that bad.

    if your gf makes a big deal about it or doesnt want to, find someone else. I would do the same thing for them when they needed it. a good back massage or neck massage once or twice a month is a game changer.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does IST know any good YT channels on how to give massage ?
    wanna learn a bit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ASMR Massage.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to happy ending place
    >"oh we busy come back later"
    >go to other happy ending place
    >old Asian lady walks me back to room
    >puss out and leave
    Death is my only escape.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it helps: when you work a customer-facing job you see weird buttholes doing weird shit so often that it becomes unremarkable to you.
      mamasan has probably seen dozens of dudes do what you did.
      so, while that is hot white embarrassment in your mind: she doesn't care and it would not make her top 20 of worst customers.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was visiting my grandparents in California a while back and I may have gotten a massager pregnant
    >California is where all these Asian women arrive at before they are sent across the country to work massage parlors
    >Still working out and running while visiting
    >Decide to get a massage because I'm a bit sore
    >Goto one close to the gym after shower
    >Old hag that looks like a witch straight out of a anime is the greeter or whatever they are called
    >Was gonna bail but she called me "handsome" and said she got new girls there
    >I'm convinced
    >Led me to a pretty dark room with only candles as light
    >Wait about 5 minutes naked on the massage table
    >Gorgeous 30ish yo Asian lady walks in
    >Thick ass by Asian standards, small C cup breasts
    >Very friendly too
    >Gives me a ok massage, I've had better
    >But she's super nice and talkative the whole time
    >Does the thing where they step on your back
    >I start doing pushups with her on top of me
    >She says I'm strong and handsome and giggles like a school girl
    >Finishes the massage
    >Tells me to roll over
    >Starts rubbing my wiener
    >Im into it so I ask for "full"
    >She smiles and leaves the room
    >Comes back with condom
    >Quick BJ to put the condom on
    >She lets me eat her out for like 5 minutes
    >Begs me to frick her
    >Idk why I did this, but I noticed the condom wasnt of high quality so I quickly sliced the tip with my thumb nail and rolled the now broken condom back
    >Fricked her basically raw
    >She let me suck on her nipples the entire time
    >They were rock hard and pokers
    >Nut inside her
    >She felt it
    >I get off and see she's the condom broken
    >Looks down and sees cum dripping out
    >She didn't seem too upset, just surprised
    >She cleans me off while also cleaning herself
    >Asks for my phone number "just incase"
    >Give her a fake one
    >She says she will see me soon and kisses me on the cheek before I leave
    >Leave a few days later
    Assuming she got pregnant, what do y'all think happened to her?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >raped a hooker

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what do y'all think happened to her?
        I thinnk you are lying because if this is the truth your are a moron.
        >doing push ups to impress a hooker
        >eating out a hooker
        >fricking a hooker raw
        >cumming into a hooker

        >I ate out a prostitute!
        You absolutely disgusting, moronic, lemming, you can't even make up a fake green text story without fricking it up you porn consooming insect.

        She wasn't a prostitute, she was a massage therapist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >what do y'all think happened to her?
      I thinnk you are lying because if this is the truth your are a moron.
      >doing push ups to impress a hooker
      >eating out a hooker
      >fricking a hooker raw
      >cumming into a hooker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I ate out a prostitute!
      You absolutely disgusting, moronic, lemming, you can't even make up a fake green text story without fricking it up you porn consooming insect.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tangentially related, is going to a brothel and getting massage then sex worth it?

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2 days ago
    this board is such a fricking joke

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yet I got a 5 day ban for asking what lifts to focus on to make my wife more attracted to me.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had sex. Paid or otherwise. Will I ever be good enough for a woman?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I believe in you, anon.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah with a ladyboy, then i fricked "her" for like 3 hrs. I obviously didnt pay and also No homo

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's my 5th time jerking off to this picture today. What the frick is wrong with me. I'm completely deranged, dysfunctional member of society.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah
    An ex girlfriend of mine gave me a massage
    She's a professional Judo therapist, so she went to university for this shit
    Fukkin hurt
    Didn't like it at all

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