any weird people or stories at your gym?

any weird people or stories at your gym?
>guy sprinting across the fake grass turf and doing a run punch at the punching bag
>man screaming while doing bicep curls
>girl with resting bitch face doing her whole workout barefoot with no socks in a busy gym
>be me completing sets of deadlifts, only 245lbs
>asian zoomer comes up before i can take the weights off and immediately tries to deadlift
>can't, looks like he's about to shit himself
>he looks bigger than me too
>doesn't get it off the ground, immediately runs to the dumbbells and tries to momentum curl 30s

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >autistic kid working out with his dad who grabbed a 45lb plate in each hand and did tippy toe Sprints down the aisle where everyone walks, being a complete hazard to everyone around him
    >this skinny guy who must've been in his mid 30s walking around with invisible lat syndrome and doing 1/3 ROM on smith machine Bench Press for 3 reps and then getting up and tensing his traps and acting like he's a big man
    >this kid with beginning gains wearing a skin tight compression shirt who thought he was way bigger than he was doing 315lb deadlifts with back breaking form and dropping the weight at the top
    >those guys who hit the heavy bag and clearly have no idea what they're doing, how to punch or how to train with a heavy bag properly
    >that cocky over confident bloat lord douche bag who I've only ever seen train upperbody who tried doing a cardio class one day and gassed out so bad he had to sit down and personal trainers came and sat beside him and gave him water, this one felt good to see because he did a few passive aggressive things to me and when he was on his ass gasping for air I made eye contact with him and gave him a smug as fuck smile as if to say "you're fucking out of shape lmmaaooo"
    >that over confident juice head who's loud and should across the room to his friends who can only Squat 275lbs for 5 reps and I out lift him in everything as a natty

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit morons can you just focus on your own workout for once?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you stick to a training routine for once in your life and you're at the gym 5-7 days a week its impossible to not notice regulars and weirdos with their weird routines.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>man screaming while doing bicep curls

          Sorry bro... :/

          ^ Also this. People do retarded shit every day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do my best but sometimes the tism is right in front of you and you can't do much but look

        >autistic kid working out with his dad who grabbed a 45lb plate in each hand and did tippy toe Sprints down the aisle where everyone walks, being a complete hazard to everyone around him
        >this skinny guy who must've been in his mid 30s walking around with invisible lat syndrome and doing 1/3 ROM on smith machine Bench Press for 3 reps and then getting up and tensing his traps and acting like he's a big man
        >this kid with beginning gains wearing a skin tight compression shirt who thought he was way bigger than he was doing 315lb deadlifts with back breaking form and dropping the weight at the top
        >those guys who hit the heavy bag and clearly have no idea what they're doing, how to punch or how to train with a heavy bag properly
        >that cocky over confident bloat lord douche bag who I've only ever seen train upperbody who tried doing a cardio class one day and gassed out so bad he had to sit down and personal trainers came and sat beside him and gave him water, this one felt good to see because he did a few passive aggressive things to me and when he was on his ass gasping for air I made eye contact with him and gave him a smug as fuck smile as if to say "you're fucking out of shape lmmaaooo"
        >that over confident juice head who's loud and should across the room to his friends who can only Squat 275lbs for 5 reps and I out lift him in everything as a natty

        >this kid with beginning gains wearing a skin tight compression shirt who thought he was way bigger than he was doing 315lb deadlifts with back breaking form and dropping the weight at the top
        this is pretty much me, i was a xc lanklet all my life and now that people are noticing my body has changed a fair amount i've been wearing tighter clothes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh we also have an amputee with only one leg and he uses the sled. It’s really impressive actually.

        Some people bring it upon themselves. I’ve never paid any mind to scantily-clad women or fatties or old people or teenagers with no idea what they are doing, but some guys are just so egregiously weird that you have to shitpost about them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and when he was on his ass gasping for air I made eye contact with him and gave him a smug as fuck smile as if to say "you're fucking out of shape lmmaaooo"

      cringe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the gay who judges everyone else and compares his lifts to other people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not a compression shirt. it's just a large and I'm no longer comfortably a large and I need new clothes

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was a guy who would put on a weighted vest, dumbbells in each hand and then hop on a slowly running treadmill to do boxing drills all while grunting loudly and talking on the phone at the same time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We have a phone guy. Also a yeller. I seen one guy doing shadowboxing on the treadmill once, he was actually pretty cool.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha i saw one also in my gym 2 days ago. He was puffing and groaning while he kept throwing punches. I dont know why he just does not do them outside?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because people would stare at him?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the tiny woman with ig ass doing snatches
    >the linebacker looking woman doing power cleans superset with like 5 other things
    >the hot redhead pregnant woman doing goblet swats and nothing else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every woman at my gym thinks she's hot shit and only does leg day, their arms are sticks and it's gross

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the stuck up cunt who thinks she's the hottest piece of ass you've ever seen who does supersets with 3 machines and you never know what she's using
    >the roid head with his stuck up cunt girlfriend who thinks she's a bad butch because her man roids and she has attitude but he seems like a super chill bro
    Had a run in with this couple. The bitch was sitting on a bench inside 1 of 2 power cages, the other power cage was being used but she was just sitting inside the other power cage texting for 20 minutes, so I approached her and asked her if she's using it and she gave me a mean ass death stare, like how dare I speak to her, and she didn't respond to me, she immediately looked over to find her boyfriend and he came over and said "is everything okay here" and I said "i just asked her if she's using the poeercage because it just looks like she's texting" he goes "cmon babe you can't be hogging equipment like this" and she seemed so pissed and left with him to the leg Press lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you got lucky there. that poor guy is probably in a living hell and doesnt want to inflict it on others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caring what someone is using
      If you’re not in the machine it isn’t yours, those are the rules.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gym is crowded af
    >be doing lateral raises between two empty benches cuz it's the only place where i won't bother anyone
    >some "alpha male" sperges the fuck out and starts talking shit about me to his friend out loud
    >"LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOING TINY 1KG LATERAR RAISES AND OCCUPYING TWO BENCHES, I WANT TO PUNCH HIS TEETH OUT FOR FUCK SAKE"
    >decide to fuck around with this retard
    >whenever he gets close to one of the benches i immidiately start new set
    >at this points he fucking screams
    >get done with lat raises and go do something else
    >the people i pass on my way are smirking hardly from whole sitation since dude was vocal af

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just confront people like this now. When I was younger I convinced myself it wasn’t worth it, now I figure I either feel like a king for the rest of the day when they back off, or they just kill me. I’d be fine with either outcome.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skinny arab guy doing 1/7th ROM 225lb bench (unrack, pinch his shoulders, re-rack)
    >girl who comes in and reads the newspaper or studies on a stationary bike going as slow as possible on the lowest resistance for like 3 hours a day, and has absolutely 3 changes to her physique in the 2 years she's been at this
    >The two bankers who are at the gym ALL DAY because they "WFH" and never seem to actually take calls or have meetings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The two bankers who are at the gym ALL DAY because they "WFH" and never seem to actually take calls or have meetings
      Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a girl like that at my gym. Treadmill for two hours, pretty much a crawling pace. In the summer. In Maine. Like shit, get outside.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and has absolutely 3 changes to her physique in the 2 years she's been at this
      We used to have a couple of girls who did this with the treadmill. Walking pace for half an hour reading a magazine. I kind of get it if you’re really bored by just walking, but I feel like walking and reading would be even more boring.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugly goblin looking manlet keeps hogging the 80lbs dumbbells
    >keeps trying to one-up everyone around him
    >stinks up the place when he uses the treadmill
    >always takes a shit in the gym bathroom
    That's me btw

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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  9. 2 weeks ago
    Umbrellanon

    >walk through the door
    >absolute all time favorite song is playing
    >gym cat chilling in his hammock
    >no one using the piece of equipment I want
    >grunt and no one bats an eye
    >don’t even bother wiping down the bench when I’m done
    >do some exercises or stretches in the middle of the floor
    >don’t bother to re-rack anything
    >do goofy, retarded, meme exercises if I want with zero judgement
    >home gym master race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      had me bro, had me, i was like this is the coolest gym ever, what gym has a cat in a hammock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fuckin feetpositioning is offensive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          haha glad you noticed my artistry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based. you should still wipe down your own eqpt occasionally tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl with resting bitch face doing her whole workout barefoot with no socks in a busy gym

    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH IM GOONA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i wanted to appease the feet coomers, she's kinda cute but looks like she has a cro-magnon/ssj3 upper head shape

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hear a slurping sound coming out of one of the bathroom stalls
    L-lewd

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking my protein shake in the bathroom stall for efficiency
    >exit stall
    >some weirdo with a semi hard-on is standing in the corner looking like an idiot
    wtf

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Umbrellanon

    Before I had a home gym I went to a slightly more expensive place ($110 a month). It kept a lot of the weirdos out. Plus I went at the busiest time of day because I’m an absolute normie.

    But there was one weird guy I’d see all the time. He was 5’ 2” at most, and some kind of Spanish, like Guatemalan or something. He had the cursed Humpty Dumpty physique; an egg shaped body with tiny stick arms and legs. I don’t hold that against him, but the guy would wear neon colored Lycra full-body suits. It looked like something an Olympic skier or second-rate 1980’s wrestler would wear. Sometimes it was like pants with built in suspenders over another neon colored shirt, and occasionally it was separate shirts with pants. But always neon colored and super skin tight. You could see the outline of his penis and testicles. It was very inappropriate.
    >why were you looking at his dick?
    You’re eyes are just automatically drawn to it. You don’t have a choice. When this guy walks into the room, you’re looking at his dick. First it’s the combination of a tiny Hispanic man in his 50’s and the bright, weird outfit. Then you just see this bulge pointing at you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That guy probably looked like Mike Wazowski with a penis if that neon was green

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >before i can take the weights off and immediately tries to deadlift
    did you tell him to fuck off?
    for me, i do. every time people try to get in while im using the equipment, i tell them to fuck off and get patience.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one
    >There's this guy in my city, known only as "the tall guy"
    >Freakishly tall, 220 cm at the least
    >7'2 for you burgers out there
    >Roams the city with his JBL speaker on his shoulder, blasting techno wherever he goes.
    >Always smiling and walking with his arms like he has invisible lat syndrome
    >He's uber skinny, skellymaxxing
    >Is very clearly retarded
    >One day see him at the gym
    >Black wife beater
    >Jean shorts and sandals
    >Is wearing one of those hats with the flat brim
    >Walks over to the dumbbell rack
    >Everyone steers clear of his path because he both looks like slenderman and has his arms spread out
    >They fear the giant
    >Observe him
    >He picks up two 10 kg dumbbells
    >Starts curling them
    >Very clearly above his level but he doesn't stop
    >Uses the whole force and momentum of his body to curl those fuckers
    >He looks like he is dancing
    >Fear that one of his bones may break or something
    >He does 10 reps
    >Sets the weight down, very clearly proud
    >Takes the cap off and reaches into his pocket
    >Takes out an hair brush and starts fixing his hair while looking in the mirror
    >Smiles and winks to himself
    >He picks up his plastic water bottle with the label peeled off
    >Leaves the gym

    I love the guy, always makes me smile when i see him. Actually have a picture of him, pic related

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      confident son of a bitch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That one Asian guy who always looks angry
      >That one guy who looks like a Persian Hulk Hogan
      >That one middle eastern 50 year old giving unsolicited advice to people, including me (actually somewhat helpful advice so I didn't really mind)
      >The three 16 year olds with broccoli haircuts who always attempt bench PRs, mess around with each other and the equipment, and generally give of an annoying vibe
      >That one guy who literally looks like the onions wojak with a similar face to and mostly does meme exercises on the shitty kinesis machines that only old people and women use
      And then there is me, who goes into the bathroom to self mire more often and for longer than I'd like to admit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have the same people in my gym except the dog eating guy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >onions wojak
        I meant onions wojak. Fucking auto correct...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Onions! As in the drink made out of onions!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And soup and fried rings, we get it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >go to gym
    >humans using the equipment/benches etc. that I want to use at that specific moment
    >stand around till they’re done then go use the machine

    That’s the extent to which I think about other people at the gym

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if they're just playing on the phone for 30 minutes on the bench?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That girl was me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I once saw this absolutely huge Asian dude get on the assisted pull up machine, lift himself up like he was going to do dips off the PULL UP BAR and instead he flipped upside down and did bodyweight shrugs while hanging off of it. Shit was insane.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gym also has the Asian kid. He’s got some muscle on him but still looks like a twig and I’ve never seen him lift anything.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the free gym in apartment
    >there's an old guy in his late 30s
    >always uses the machines
    >sets the weights beyond his capabilities
    >lifts the weights up with a heavy grunt noise
    >then lets the weights down without any resistance
    >the weights made a heavy bang noise every time he lifts
    >every other guy in the gym always stares at him when he does that
    >lock eyes with a couple of other guys, some smirking at the dude, some just shrugs his shoulders, and some just pretends that it's not his problem
    should I tell the other dude that he's doing it wrong?
    usually I put on a headset and just keep to myself. but this guy is really cringey but doesn't really affect my gains in anyway

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to ymca for years
    >theres this down syndrome retard who walks in randomly super fast, grabs weights and starts swinging them around
    >complain that he's going to literally hurt somebody
    >he's there dozens of times a year when i'm there for years, he basically runs in and runs out
    >one day randomly never there again

    gee, wonder what happened and how it couldve been prevented

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you killed him you bastard

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shhh

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the gym after a break
    >see some dyel zoomers doing zyzz poses in front of the mirror
    >after 2 weeks never see them again

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that squatting guy who always looks into the floor when a woman works out in front of him

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>girl with resting bitch face doing her whole workout barefoot with no socks in a busy gym
    oh no haha

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >girl who roller skates around the track
    >black dude who walks around in sandals and sunglasses, doesn't lift anything
    >thot who wears skin tight yoga shorts and only does exercises in front of the mirror that require her to bend over, thus exposing her asshole and pussy to everyone behind her
    >geriatric dude who wanders around aimlessly and whistles, doesn't lift anything
    >black girl who claps while using the elliptical
    >middle aged fag who asks random dudes (including me) if they are interested in joining his "running club"
    >Somalians who smell like shit and trash the locker rooms, constantly scream at each other in their disgusting guttural language
    >Indians who only use machines while wearing a polo, jeans, and flip flops

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat gypsy which only does upper body, never seen him in 2 years do legs or cardio
    >arab boomer giving advice to everyone
    >girls which only go twice per week to the gym and only train legs
    >zoomers of my age only training biceps and chest
    >south american which can bench 3 plates for reps
    >skinny zoomer deadlifting 80kg with belt, straps, knee sleeves, chalk and no shoes

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Motherfuckers taking selfies
    > Shitters looking at their phone screens

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