>approx 95% of my calories for the past month have been alcohol (not an exaggeration)

>approx 95% of my calories for the past month have been alcohol (not an exaggeration)
what am i in for?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hepatitis and korsakoffs

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Penis that doesn't work, obesity, propensity to beat e-bois

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dick never worked, and my weight has been dropping rapidly
      i haven't been in any encounters with any underaged women, so ig we'll see on that one

      Death

      i'm still kicking 🙂

      Hepatitis and korsakoffs

      sex is gross so i don't have it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex is gross so I don't have it
        Do you not know what hepatitis and korsakoff's are?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ig not, i'm pretty retarded and also drunk rn, lol

          You’d actually get skinny af. In heavy drinkers, their body adapts to high alcohol consumption and basically devotes everything to expelling it as quickly as possible. Also people get really skinny when they die.

          based, i also have an eating disorder so this is a plus

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Liver failure

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks very nice i would rape her

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’d actually get skinny af. In heavy drinkers, their body adapts to high alcohol consumption and basically devotes everything to expelling it as quickly as possible. Also people get really skinny when they die.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't true for beer. Ive been skinny all my life and then I started drinking like a 12 pack a night and my pants stopped fitting

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m in the same boat. I’ve recently started drinking a lot again (4 drinks per night minimum) and I weigh more now than I ever have. It’s not just fat either, it’s muscle, to the extent that people I know tell me I’m looking buff and ask if I’ve been working out.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diabetes, simple as.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sad pitiful existence as a drunk. Depending how bad it gets you might alienate your friends and family to the point of no contact, lose all prospects of employment, lose your home, and spend your days wasting away begging for change in front of the liquor store until you have enough pocket change to buy two 5.5% beers while trying to shoplift a mickey of vodka. Occasionally you may shit your pants, other times you might pass out and wake up in the back of an ambulance. I've seen it happen to quite a few

    Pretty based way to live ngl.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not op. But I did lose a great friend to me alcoholism. I never will end up bad enough to be begging for change or drink mouth wash, because that embarrassment is too much. Never shit my pants yet but I do piss in my pants while drunk passed out, but this is very normal for drunks.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm in the same boat as you. about 50% of my calories comes from strong beer. alcohol gave me an eating disorder because I have constantly trained myself to not eat anything the entire day until I drink 40 ounces on an empty stomach.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel so good when im drunk bros
    i dont know about ya'll

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    organ failure tbh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've seen my kidney filtration rate decrease and rise back up again. i started alcohol again so i'm sure it decreased again. such is the life of a drunk.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon what do I do i have white hair now how do I fix or reverse it fuckkkkkkkahhhhhhhhh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      alpha lopoic acid, rogaine, ubiquinol, resveratrol, green tea. the biology of a human can be reversed to some extent.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon but do they really work

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do i need to use everything?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embrace it. White hair is cool

      https://i.imgur.com/TAez7mn.jpg

      are you a trans girl? you give me those vibes. if so, be careful because that would be big liver strain and hrt already does that. either way, try and drink a full glass of water at least every other time you want to drink. please take care of yourself, it's a big world out there

      https://i.imgur.com/ENFAoOp.jpg

      yes
      >t. trans girl

      Wow she's literally me. Just kidding you will never be a girl sir

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        idc what you think but u do get points for having based taste in hair colors. silver fox it up, op!! distinguished is hot even while mixed with alcohol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe all white hair is cool but few white hair is bad for my black hair so no

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a trans girl? you give me those vibes. if so, be careful because that would be big liver strain and hrt already does that. either way, try and drink a full glass of water at least every other time you want to drink. please take care of yourself, it's a big world out there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk why you'd make that assumption, idk what i am, probably nb or some gay shit
      i generally try to ignore all that stuff cause it makes me sad
      also fuck water

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but you should dress up as a girl and flop your useless dick around for a camera. make sure you shave everything first

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i don't think so
          i think i'll just keep dressing like a man and never have sex ever

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay it is up to you. if you don't desire sex or internet fame or health or fitness, what do you desire? just being drunk?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              kinda, yeah?
              idk what i want
              kinda just to be drunk, and high
              and maybe dead

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love to be drunk and hate to be high, but I haven't ever thought about being dead. I guess I just think it is kind of pointless to think about. Anything else sound fun? You could be an adrenaline junky, you could devote your time to work

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >idk what i am, probably nb or some gay shit.

        It's called feeling completely demoralized and alienated from normal human social intereactions. Including sex with a woman.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >depressed alcoholics with broken penises give you chud vibes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        >t. trans girl

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >depressed out of control alcoholic
          >you make it worse
          Why? It's not like you have much testosterone after a few years of this anyways.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For a happy life. Wish I a could drink more

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      extreme mental illness and abuse

      >idk what i am, probably nb or some gay shit.

      It's called feeling completely demoralized and alienated from normal human social intereactions. Including sex with a woman.

      yeah, i am demoralised, and i don't like sex

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like sex.

        That's a sign of much larger problems right there.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, i got repeatedly raped as a kid
          now i dislike sex

          I love to be drunk and hate to be high, but I haven't ever thought about being dead. I guess I just think it is kind of pointless to think about. Anything else sound fun? You could be an adrenaline junky, you could devote your time to work

          maybe?
          i do random schizo stuff like sleeping in the street, and cutting, just cause i feel like it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            would more rape help maybe?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's a sign of much larger problems right there.
          Like what

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait to Friday’s afternoon. Gonna buy a bottle of vodka after my training sesh and play vidya and eventually pass out on the couch. It’s only like 700cal so who cares.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suicide

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good time

    https://voca.ro/1erXUaGAwOaS

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsöy man

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very bad time but I know that you can improve.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    dig bro gon die fr fr

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never being a woman

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how old you are, but you should drink progressively less and less until you've stopped drinking.

    Don't do cold turkey with ethanol; that can kill you, but, if/while you're young, you have more neuroplasticity, and, physiologically, there's time to undo damage.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this you OP?
    >just kidding this guy is dead

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