>approx 95% of my calories for the past month have been alcohol (not an exaggeration)
what am i in for?
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>approx 95% of my calories for the past month have been alcohol (not an exaggeration)
what am i in for?
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Death
Hepatitis and korsakoffs
Penis that doesn't work, obesity, propensity to beat e-girls
my dick never worked, and my weight has been dropping rapidly
i haven't been in any encounters with any underaged women, so ig we'll see on that one
i'm still kicking 🙂
sex is gross so i don't have it
>sex is gross so I don't have it
Do you not know what hepatitis and korsakoff's are?
ig not, i'm pretty moronic and also drunk rn, lol
based, i also have an eating disorder so this is a plus
Liver failure
she looks very nice i would rape her
You’d actually get skinny af. In heavy drinkers, their body adapts to high alcohol consumption and basically devotes everything to expelling it as quickly as possible. Also people get really skinny when they die.
This isn't true for beer. Ive been skinny all my life and then I started drinking like a 12 pack a night and my pants stopped fitting
I’m in the same boat. I’ve recently started drinking a lot again (4 drinks per night minimum) and I weigh more now than I ever have. It’s not just fat either, it’s muscle, to the extent that people I know tell me I’m looking buff and ask if I’ve been working out.
Diabetes, simple as.
A sad pitiful existence as a drunk. Depending how bad it gets you might alienate your friends and family to the point of no contact, lose all prospects of employment, lose your home, and spend your days wasting away begging for change in front of the liquor store until you have enough pocket change to buy two 5.5% beers while trying to shoplift a mickey of vodka. Occasionally you may shit your pants, other times you might pass out and wake up in the back of an ambulance. I've seen it happen to quite a few
Pretty based way to live ngl.
Not op. But I did lose a great friend to me alcoholism. I never will end up bad enough to be begging for change or drink mouth wash, because that embarrassment is too much. Never shit my pants yet but I do piss in my pants while drunk passed out, but this is very normal for drunks.
i'm in the same boat as you. about 50% of my calories comes from strong beer. alcohol gave me an eating disorder because I have constantly trained myself to not eat anything the entire day until I drink 40 ounces on an empty stomach.
i feel so good when im drunk bros
i dont know about ya'll
organ failure tbh
i've seen my kidney filtration rate decrease and rise back up again. i started alcohol again so i'm sure it decreased again. such is the life of a drunk.
Anon what do I do i have white hair now how do I fix or reverse it frickkkkkkkahhhhhhhhh
alpha lopoic acid, rogaine, ubiquinol, resveratrol, green tea. the biology of a human can be reversed to some extent.
Thanks anon but do they really work
Do i need to use everything?
Embrace it. White hair is cool
Wow she's literally me. Just kidding you will never be a girl sir
idc what you think but u do get points for having based taste in hair colors. silver fox it up, op!! distinguished is hot even while mixed with alcohol
Maybe all white hair is cool but few white hair is bad for my black hair so no
are you a trans girl? you give me those vibes. if so, be careful because that would be big liver strain and hrt already does that. either way, try and drink a full glass of water at least every other time you want to drink. please take care of yourself, it's a big world out there
idk why you'd make that assumption, idk what i am, probably nb or some gay shit
i generally try to ignore all that stuff cause it makes me sad
also frick water
nta but you should dress up as a girl and flop your useless dick around for a camera. make sure you shave everything first
i don't think so
i think i'll just keep dressing like a man and never have sex ever
okay it is up to you. if you don't desire sex or internet fame or health or fitness, what do you desire? just being drunk?
kinda, yeah?
idk what i want
kinda just to be drunk, and high
and maybe dead
I love to be drunk and hate to be high, but I haven't ever thought about being dead. I guess I just think it is kind of pointless to think about. Anything else sound fun? You could be an adrenaline junky, you could devote your time to work
>idk what i am, probably nb or some gay shit.
It's called feeling completely demoralized and alienated from normal human social intereactions. Including sex with a woman.
>depressed alcoholics with broken penises give you troony vibes
yes
>t. trans girl
>depressed out of control alcoholic
>you make it worse
Why? It's not like you have much testosterone after a few years of this anyways.
For a happy life. Wish I a could drink more
What the frick is wrong with you?
extreme mental illness and abuse
yeah, i am demoralised, and i don't like sex
>I don't like sex.
That's a sign of much larger problems right there.
yeah, i got repeatedly raped as a kid
now i dislike sex
maybe?
i do random schizo stuff like sleeping in the street, and cutting, just cause i feel like it
would more rape help maybe?
>That's a sign of much larger problems right there.
Like what
Can’t wait to Friday’s afternoon. Gonna buy a bottle of vodka after my training sesh and play vidya and eventually pass out on the couch. It’s only like 700cal so who cares.
Suicide
A good time
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>chainsöy man
A very bad time but I know that you can improve.
dig homie gon die fr fr
Never being a woman
I don't know how old you are, but you should drink progressively less and less until you've stopped drinking.
Don't do cold turkey with ethanol; that can kill you, but, if/while you're young, you have more neuroplasticity, and, physiologically, there's time to undo damage.
Is this you OP?
>just kidding this guy is dead