Are all zoomers on sarms?

Are all zoomers on sarms? Can someone explain why all of them look like actual fitness influencers you would see once in a blue moon on youtube fitness 10 years ago?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just have more testosterone than you for being young, you ol' boomer fuck

    >t.zoomer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers have significantly lower test than the boomers from microplastics and phthalates, you Zoomer fuck.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        BS conspiracy theorist

        https://i.imgur.com/qMMcspC.jpg

        Don’t think that sounds right.

        Bases his opinion on a meme.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > t. bases his opinion on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t think that sounds right.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >1999
        >not a zoomer

        Based retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am born 1999 and can confidently say it’s not a zoomer year, but neither is it a millenial year

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not a 90's kid, you're a 2000's gay that grew up on dvds and 9/11.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 1998 and feel like we got the best of both worlds. I use zoomer slang to fuck with millenials and I didn't get fucked by microplastics and smartphones the way younger zoomers did. I'm also more masculine than most other zoomers I encounter.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't get fucked by microplastics
              Yes you did. You don't even know.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              everyone alive is fucked by plastic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're what we call an elder zoomer, one who remembers the fun of the internet unshackled, the wild west web days. facebook, twitter and chicom spyware had not poisoned your development, as such you are inherently a better person.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              One day, far into the future, when all millennials have perished, the most ancient group of remaining humans, the elder zoomers, will be the last ones to remember what life was like before the internet singularity. This only applies to <99 though, since >00 is the point of no return.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw was born in 1999
        Real

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine fingering all three of their buttholes and then sniffing your fingers. The combination stank of all 3 of their unique anus scents would be intoxicating.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seek help, porn has rotted your brain beyond recognition.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn’t enjoy the sharp, pungent musk of a cute girls sweaty butthole
        What are you even doing with your life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I had a dream last night I took some girl from a decrepit boomer then shoved her in a bathroom stall and made her close it then sodomized her. It was totally consensual whatever that means, but she actually had fertility markers and looked most like right maybe she was romanian because in the dream I think I learned we were romanian siblings. Is that weird?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah sounds pretty healthy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >whatever that means

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You dreamt about me and my cousin. We're Romanian and she's a model in Italy and I'm in America but secretly love each other and going to fuck her again in 1 month when I visit home

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but each butthole on a separate finger so you have 3 different flavours like neopolitan icecream.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will think about this as I plunge my 34yo boomer cock into my 22yo zoomette bitchs ass in a few minutes here

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Image filters

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TUMMY
    AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me in the mid bottom

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers and normies ruined gyms and ran people like zyzz into the ground

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the girl in red is cute. the other two are quite ugly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 > 2 > 1 or you’re gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 > 1 > 3
        Fuck you, fight me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 > 1 > 3
        Fuck you, fight me

        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gonna go 3>1>2, but 2 has the best body

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        1>3>2 yes i'm gay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          1 looks like she hopped on a very small cycle and didnt work out much. 2 is that chick that gets male attention from losers and thinks shes actually attractive. 3 looks like she has issues

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 > 2 > 1 or you’re gay

      2 > 1 > 3
      Fuck you, fight me

      red has cute face because she's cover in make-up but i'm sure if she droped roids she'd be the cutest of them however in their current state it's 1>2>3 (1 has better hips and really nice yet feminine abs)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        Are you guys counting from right to left? Since the girl on the right is obviously superior

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’ll concede that the gap between 1 and 3 is pretty small; my ranking is more like
          1>=3>2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        I’ll concede that the gap between 1 and 3 is pretty small; my ranking is more like
        1>=3>2

        3 > 1 > 2
        Simple as

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        1 > 3 > 2 how could you both be so wrong

        3's face is the worst, imo, and I appreciate redheads with light skin. I also appreciate olive skin. Considering these points, I'm sticking with 2 > 1 > 3

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are delusional, go to the infirmary

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can't jut claim that without backing it up, anon. 3 has a dumb face. 1 has the nicest face, vaguely ethnic. 4chanfags can suck my cock. 2 has the nicest body. Not the most toned, but some body fat is want you want on a woman anyway. If you don't lile that you want a boy. 1 is more boyish but not bad, still feminine with those hips. 3 is too skinny and has the dumb face. 2 > 1 > 3

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if the girl in red farted on the guys face hahahaha that would be terrible

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AWAKEN MY COCK

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me in the middle back

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bitches love fliters and what not but they couldn't bother to shoop him out?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where to find the shoop filter? Is it like an android only thing?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          fag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        or they could just take it from the front instead of using a mirror?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, thought the same. The camera man is either super retarded or your average ISTizen. He either was too stupid to just take a photo in front of them or he did it this way to sniff some ass

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's some sort of pareto binomial bullshit going on with zoomers, the bulk is degenerate, but the top is fucking insane

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where does IST live that there are strong or big zoomers? I lift at the gym of a Big10 university and most of the zoomers couldn't bench 225 if the fate of the world depended on it. Hitting 1/2/3/4 for singles makes you stronger than like 80% of all gym-going zoomers I've ever seen.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a commercial gym that’s about 30 minutes from ASU (one of the biggest public unis) and about half of the younger people there look like fitness influencers. Even the women, all these high school age kids have great physiques

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP, go to an actual gym. 99% of zoomers are dyel gays with tripods filming their 2plate squats.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayah yah yah
    *egyptian beat drop*
    *menacing menacing*

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    names?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source or names for pic rel? Especially middle and right

      1 is thelatgirl
      3 is carly.jb on insta and killjoy on yt
      Idk who 2 is but her name is sophia Or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, 2 is sophiajulianne

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon, 2 is sophiajulianne

        carly.jb is hot as fuck. the other two are butterfaces but I'd kill to fuck them all

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't have a chance incel.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >M*llennials
    Low test soÿ boys
    >Zoomers
    Less pathetic than Boomer-spawn

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer bitches are noteworthy because training wisdom has finally reached women. I am an old fag and have been lifting since before the 1990s. The heavy lifting/barbell culture that we now see thaat yields these muscular bitches did not exist in the past. Yes, there have always been female bodybuilders - but then, like now, they were only a freaky minority of a freak subculture.
    Nowadays, culturally speaking, there is a wider more acceptable "normie" fit look that is acceptable and desirable to a lot of women. Crossfit varbies and Instagram and fat asses are now more acceptable, so we get more of them.. Also, look at the difference in bodies this tye of training oproiduces; women respond relatively qucikly.
    High end Crossfit girls are insanely jacked, whereas high en crossfit men look merely "athletic" Women seem to hypertrophy quicker to this stimulus.

    Its not really the food or drugs. Its the popularity and acceptance of the look factored by the prominence of efficient, heavier lifting with compounds.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Its not really the food or drugs
      It is the drugs to some extent, pretty much any girl with an instagram fitness account is at least using var.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sexist
    Just don't like em

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all look extremely annoying.
    I imagine Red would just be so fucking cringe to be around. I’d only fuck girl 1 on the left.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate chicks with the thighs of red. those chicks that lift weights but are still slightly fat type of thighs

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    even arnold posing for photos in the 70s and 80s did not that prideful female look that females have. social media has not been good for both genders. in 3 years, all these chicks will be gross

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being young, sexy, and well trained
      >not being prideful of it
      I like their energy. Also, the things I'd to to 1 and 2

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure these girls are natural. They aren't overtly muscular at all. Especially the girl in the middle. She's just an average female gym rat

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source or names for pic rel? Especially middle and right

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Women build really quickly on sarms and anavar.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yet the bot op sodomite pic displays none of it - oh the irony, they are simply not fat and dressed up a bit

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers start at 2000
    If your birth year starts with 19 you’re not a zoomer

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same physique as the red one but I'm a man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bby where u at?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These zoomer bitches are the equivalent of jacked manlets
    They’re hot, but they’re like 4 ft tall and I bet all 3 of them combined don’t make it to 150kgs

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any girl left in this world that is not a total soul sucking demon whore?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elites don't want you to know this but you can just not pay to this whores.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its fucking free bro, theres no nude content on there for sure. but anyone who has of plz sub to her and show some pics im too lazy to make an account

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All zoomer girls have an onlyfans, all of them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you expect me to watch a 20 minute video of some thot talking about garbage?

        sum it up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dog in the background
        You just know

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Du weisst es naturlich

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasnt there a video with this girl having sex with a black guy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my thoughts
        >a woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I say this in every thread I can. Go find yourself a teenage third world Hispanic. Met my wife when she was 15 and married her at 18. She is not allowed to use the internet and only uses the landline in my house. I groomed her into the perfect wife that cooks cleans and still has sex with me. Your wife needs to be a slave and you the master.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you're telling me your wife doesn't go outside nor speak English?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did you even take an underage girl to your home country? Where do you find a 15yo virgin Hispanic? Most Latam countries are turbo slutty and start fucking at 13, unless you found her deep in the jungle.
        Your story need more elaboration with details

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His story is bullshit, and probably just this weeks cooming fantasy for him.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she had farted while he was down there, it would have been very bad for this dude ahah.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it more common? yes. but i dont think nearly as many are as you would believe. then again i dont live in houston texas or los angeles or where ever influencer filled shithole but i have yet to see in my 10 years of lifting a single zoomer that was juicy.

    i think they are just incredible good at frauding with cameras, lighting, pump, filters, editing etc. i have heard many times people not even recognizing these influencers in real life because they looked like high schoolers. like literally 165cm and 60kg soaking wet. they look nothing like they do online. i have never seen an impressive looking zoomer in real life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This seems accurate. Most people I met at the commercial gym I go to are smaller and leaner than me..... which is normal.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old are these people? 18/19? Of course you look amazing at that age

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if only you knew how bad things really are

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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